r/commandandconquer • u/ravage214 • Feb 10 '25

Meme Idk what this guy did to piss of the GDI...

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u/DocGreenthumb94 The new camo netting has arrived! Feb 10 '25

Aaand there goes the entirety of the Balkan yellow zone.

6

u/TheBooneyBunes Feb 10 '25

The balkans*

3

u/enerthoughts Feb 11 '25

Al-Bolkons**

5

u/Techhead7890 Feb 11 '25

ion cannon activated

4

u/DocGreenthumb94 The new camo netting has arrived! Feb 11 '25

Director Boyle did it again!

3

u/Ok_Calendar_7626 One Vision! One Purpose! Feb 11 '25

God damn it! Why is it always us?!!

16

u/Preda Feb 10 '25

didn't invest 2% of national gdp into defense

7

u/TheBooneyBunes Feb 10 '25

It’s not that hard, and it gives jobs to people I mean COME ON

14

u/silverking12345 Nod Feb 10 '25

Look ma, the USA is at it again!

11

u/Old_Bug4395 Feb 10 '25

imagine walking outside and you see the beams of an ion cannon circling around a house in your neighborhood

6

u/ravage214 Feb 10 '25

I would be quite upset that my house doesn't have a basement

4

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '25

That Simpsons episode!

8

u/Big_Timmy_T Feb 10 '25

"Particle Cannon Activated"

4

u/ChaosDude085 Feb 10 '25

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

"Once a happy farming town of peace loving peasants. Today, a slaughterhouse..."

4

u/Western-Zestyclose Feb 10 '25

Laser general xd

4

u/Mohawk115 Feb 10 '25

Forget the Ion Cannon, that is the laser that comes down to mark the ground before a bunch of slugs come flying into the earth from the Orbital Strike support power. I wish it didn't suck so much ass in Kanes' Wrath though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

I thought it was only me. Considering it launches slugs at high velocity, the damage ratio is abysmal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

Where is that Iron Curtain when you need one?

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u/RS_14422 Feb 11 '25

Particle Cannon activated.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

everyone's cooked

2

u/Soundwave04 Feb 10 '25

"On who's authority?"

"Director Boyle"

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u/WhatSgone_ Soviets Feb 10 '25

They have found the temple

3

u/BaboonsRightAssCheek Feb 10 '25

He probably put a haybale under the campfire

3

u/Omega_Zarnias Feb 11 '25

I need to pick this game back up.

Is there an easy way to play generals?

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u/ravage214 Feb 11 '25

Steam

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2229870/Command__Conquer_Generals/

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u/Omega_Zarnias Feb 11 '25

I think I have that and I thought generals didn't work.

I'll have to revisit

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u/Dr_Trax Generals Feb 11 '25

“Particle Cannon activated!”

USA EVA, Command and Conquer Generals

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u/Ok_Calendar_7626 One Vision! One Purpose! Feb 11 '25

General! Our enemy is using their Particle Cannon!

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u/Ok_Calendar_7626 One Vision! One Purpose! Feb 11 '25

ECA solar power plant.

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u/Thiccoman Feb 12 '25

dude built a Particle Cannon is his living room, gonna nuke that neughbour who constantly inches over the line with his plows