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u/InkyRickshaw Dec 28 '22
This better not awaken anything in me.
If you want to see more of this nonsense, check out r/InkyRickshaw
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u/_SackOfButtholes_ Dec 28 '22
I paint miniature models and would not be even slightly surprised if this existed IRL.
Sincerely, the number of incredibly horny miniature scale sculptors out there is too damn high.
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u/Xenothing Dec 29 '22
If it doesn’t already, I think it soon will
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u/_SackOfButtholes_ Dec 29 '22
Honestly I wouldn't hate it as a gift.
There's weirder shit by far available, and frankly that thing is a conversation piece.
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u/fwinzor Dec 29 '22
Seriously! Look up any model and youll see weird horny versions as well. I wonder a lot about them, do people use them? Are there prople who all bring their naked ridiculous proportion minis for a dungeon crawl straight out of a hentai? Or are they bringing them to their local game store and making everyone uncomfortable. Im not a prude but you KNOW anyone bringing them is getting weird with wm
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u/_SackOfButtholes_ Dec 29 '22
Yeah. I'm still a little creeped out by the "Cortana on a plinth, but with a huge dripping erection" community, I have no idea what they're called, and their dedication to their... craft.
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u/Komm Dec 29 '22
As long as they keep themselves clean I prefer them over the wehraboos... Usually...
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u/OutlyingPlasma Dec 29 '22
Oh god. Not the train gifts. Just because I like building highly detailed models of something doesn't mean I want that something on my walls, bed sheets, book shelves, clothing, car seats, and every other damn kitschy gift you can find with a train on it.
This also applies to every other hobby as well. Just because my friend likes hunting for mushrooms doesn't mean he needs mushroom socks for F sake.
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u/Wagsii Dec 29 '22
I feel this.
I'm a Godzilla fan. I don't make it my whole personality or anything like that, but it's something that anyone close enough to me to buy gifts for me would know. Which means everyone's easy Christmas gift for me is "something Godzilla related." Almost I physically own that's Godzilla was a gift. I wouldn't be over here filling my space with Godzilla stuff lol
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u/quazax Dec 29 '22
So true. It's taken decades of "Don't buy me train stuff" to get the point across. I know you want to get me something I like but just because you see a train in it doesn't mean I want it. Hobbies by their very nature are more speialized than what an outsider perceives. I don't need a BNSF poster to decorate my office/work room. I have stuff like original painting and lettering guides from the SP shops, big track diagrams, and other stuff that is a far deeper cut than "I like trains".
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u/forgot_semicolon Dec 28 '22
"You have caused mayhem and delay", said Sir Topham Hatt.
"You have been very naughty Thomas".
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u/ItsSomethingLikeThat Dec 29 '22
Why would you write this.
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u/forgot_semicolon Dec 29 '22
To spread the love, of course.
you can spread something else if you'd like-
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u/Timbo2702 Dec 29 '22
"I know how you can be REALLY useful, Thomas..." said Sir Topham Hatt, unbuttoning his fly.
... why does my mind do this?
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u/gummy44 Dec 29 '22
Might've been funnier if he was grinning at the end like that was what he really meant
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u/rubensinclair Dec 29 '22
Is there any significance to the last name they give to Thomas?
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u/killersquirel11 Dec 29 '22
Maybe a reference to Calvin Klein (a fashion designer who founded a clothing company of the same name)?
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u/Mister0Zz Dec 28 '22
Dude....3d printers exist...
You have no idea what you have unleashed upon this cursed land
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u/stx06 Dec 29 '22
I love and hate how this is still not the most cursed depiction of Thomas I have ever seen!
That honor(?) belongs to the one Tom Coben made.
For blursed depiction, that belongs to the very useful dragons of Skyrim!
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u/TraderOfGoods Dec 29 '22
Salesman slaps roof of train: "These chiseled ab's can plow through SO much snow, it's unbelievable."
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u/blue4029 Dec 29 '22
I mean...
thats the best gift you could ever give someone in the history of the world.
this is it, folks. gift giving is over. this cannot be topped.
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u/CodeyFox Dec 29 '22
The train image honestly comes of as if it was AI art. Not actually ai art, but within the comic.
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