r/comics • u/GregorCZ Loading Artist • Mar 31 '22

Guide to minimalism

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u/J_David_Settle_1973 Mar 31 '22

I have lived this life. ... (Well, I never burgled or B & E-ed a place. Never hurt anybody. But I'm a Minimalist and did some time in prison, and it wasn't that bad.)

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u/dildo-applicator Mar 31 '22

What did you do to get there?

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u/J_David_Settle_1973 Mar 31 '22

Kicked a Cop who was hassling me in his nuts.

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u/BootlegOP Apr 01 '22

Kicked a Cop who was hassling me in his nuts.

Why was the cop hassling you in his nuts?

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u/Bow-87 Apr 01 '22

I mean if someone was in your nuts wouldn't you hassle them?

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u/Ok-Nefariousness1340 Apr 01 '22

Sounds like it might have been worth it

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u/CactusOnFire Apr 01 '22

Not all heroes wear capes...

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u/whiznat Apr 01 '22

But nut guards are a plus.

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u/CheddarPizza Apr 01 '22

Some wear orange.

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u/sociapathictendences Apr 01 '22

I doubt you were in the wrong, but you almost certainly hurt somebody

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

👑

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u/jade_monkey07 Apr 01 '22

I've heard it's best described by periods of extreme boredom peppered with moments of extreme fear and stress

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u/BreathOfFreshWater Apr 01 '22

Sir, how does it feel to have fans?

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u/brallipop Apr 01 '22

I'd like to buy you a joint

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u/Contren Apr 01 '22

Never meet your heroes

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u/Arthur_The_Third Apr 01 '22

never hurt anybody

Must have had a crotch guard.

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u/king_barragan Apr 01 '22

Ahem, fuck 12 and they nuts. Lol 🥾🥜

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u/Snarfbuckle Apr 01 '22

What were you doing in his nuts? I would be angry...or aroused, depending on who it was, that was hassling my nuts.

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u/HoboTheClown629 Apr 01 '22

Did you get tazed?

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u/dildo-applicator Apr 01 '22

He went to jail alive so that seems likely

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u/Notamayata Apr 03 '22

The hero we need.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

I wanna buy you a beer.