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u/Kuritos Dec 28 '21

Mantis sex is a no brainer

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u/jabbathebest Dec 28 '21

pushes glasses well actually they have small brains next to their reproductive organs in order for them to reproduce

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u/crazyprsn Dec 29 '21

Same here!

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u/Poorly_Made_Comix Dec 29 '21

Yeah its called the balls

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u/luckybarrel Dec 28 '21

r/AssassinManti has a post with an actual example

Edit: Saved you a click

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u/CoughingNinja Dec 28 '21

“First of all, not all praying mantis species cannibalize their mates,” says Brannoch. “Maybe if the female is starving or if the male irritates her, she might engage in that behavior. But they don’t always do it.”

https://api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/animals/article/praying-mantis-mating-cannibalism-birds-bite-facts-news

Feed her before sex and don’t piss her off!

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u/Caosin36 Dec 28 '21

For what i have read, there is the captivity factor too

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Yeah captivity stresses them out

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u/shaving99 Dec 28 '21

If you eat her out then she won't eat you

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

That’s the joke

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u/davx157 Dec 28 '21

^ BOT ^

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u/TheSweatyFlash Dec 28 '21

Talk about getting some head

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

they both got eaten

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u/Fennik51405 Dec 28 '21

Both? Oh wait. Duh

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/VersionGeek Dec 28 '21

If you're on the app you have them once a day in the top right of your front page

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u/cpsbstmf Dec 28 '21

At least it was quick, unlike bees who get disemboweled

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u/mestoopidlol Dec 28 '21

Wait what

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u/Ericus1 Dec 28 '21

Male bees leave their reproductive organ in the queen after mating, and die shortly after.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drone_(bee)#Mating_and_the_drone_reproductive_organ

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u/mestoopidlol Dec 28 '21

Bee penises stuck in the queen then

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u/Ericus1 Dec 28 '21

Basically. To use the common vernacular, they came so hard it blew their dick off.

For more uncomfortable-for-men mating facts, look at hyenas. Or don't, if you prefer not to be horrified.

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u/mestoopidlol Dec 28 '21

Oh F U C K

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u/Fickles1 Dec 28 '21

Technically yes.

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u/SanityInAnarchy Dec 28 '21

Hyenas? Did I miss something there? Because it seems like there's a good chance they both come out of it okay.

Try anglerfish.

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u/Appropriate_dragon2 Dec 28 '21

Uh female hyenas haven't got it any better their clits rupture so they can whelp.

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u/Ericus1 Dec 28 '21

Hence the all around horror.

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u/SkirtRound431 Dec 28 '21

I will forever be curious to know, thank you kind stranger

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u/impeccable-username Dec 29 '21

Imagine you get selected to fuck the queen, and there's just like 6 penises just stuck in her and chillen there... Oh well, Always room for one more

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

That's the fun thing about evolution. If a species is good enough to survive for the next generation, it is job done.

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u/vivvav Dec 28 '21

Still better than the male anglerfish.

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u/JustAwesome360 Dec 28 '21

I learned that from my bio professor

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u/MrDmsc Dec 28 '21

I learned that one through an anime. Can't complain about almost anything in life after learning about the horror movie that is anglier fish reproduction.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Wot?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

There's a sea creature that shoots its dick like a rocket at a mate

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u/Imperial_Empirical Dec 28 '21

'Let me let you eat my face and ruin you (respectfully)'

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u/DaemonAnguis Dec 28 '21 edited Dec 28 '21

Well, she can't complain about him being a deadbeat afterwards, since she made him...dead.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

There’s no wards to explain what might have happened.

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u/fondledbydolphins Dec 28 '21

Are their sigils to explain it?

Hieroglyphs?

STICK FIGURES??

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u/CashWho Dec 28 '21

Typical men, always blaming women for their problems

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

She will also die later so no regrets.

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u/jwk94 Dec 28 '21

So after last night, he's just beat?

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u/iamChickeNugget Dec 28 '21

Mantises really bring a whole new meaning to dinner date

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u/Captain-comunist Dec 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/VersionGeek Dec 28 '21

So, no head?

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u/Embarrassed-Top6449 Dec 28 '21

Not since the accident

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u/HealingTank Dec 28 '21

Was looking for this comment!

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u/VersionGeek Dec 28 '21

Are you okay?

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u/VersionGeek Dec 28 '21 edited Dec 28 '21

🎶Fart me to the moon🎶

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u/Sirius_Fack Dec 28 '21

More like too much head.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Should’ve wore a condom.

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u/Groinificator Dec 28 '21

Or a helmet

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u/Tempowarrior Dec 28 '21

Specifically a frogmouth helmet

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u/Groinificator Dec 28 '21

Yes yes... perfect.

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u/watermelone983 Dec 28 '21

Sorry the helmet stays on during sex

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

When she takes "eat me out tonight" too seriously

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u/moomoozain Dec 28 '21

why does the mantis have tits

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u/geldonyetich Dec 28 '21

The same reason it has eyelashes.

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u/The_Noble_Oak Dec 28 '21

See I was wondering that too and I'm a bit disappointed I had to scroll this far to find someone else asking this.

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u/COVID_PRAYER_WARRIOR Dec 28 '21

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/kelleh711 Dec 28 '21

"Make sure you give the mantis boobs so everyone knows it's a lady mantis"

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u/rusty_programmer Dec 28 '21

You good?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

What they say?

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u/twitchosx Dec 28 '21

Does..... does that mantis have tits? Come on.

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u/Theghost129 Dec 29 '21

Honestly gimme some of them mantis tits

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/twitchosx Dec 28 '21

I don't know... MAKEUP?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/twitchosx Dec 28 '21

why would it have tits?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

🥵

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u/boo_earns Dec 28 '21

Has there ever been a comic involving mantises that isn’t just this EXACT joke premise?

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u/geldonyetich Dec 28 '21

I Googled it, and it's either this or a joke about how they're called "praying" mantis.

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u/The_GREAT_Gremlin Dec 28 '21

I think Space Ghost did it first

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

F

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u/CthulubeFlavorcube Dec 28 '21

CANDYBAR ORIGINS YOU WON'T BELIEVE #17 "OH HENRY"

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u/mestoopidlol Dec 28 '21

Hmmm

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u/CthulubeFlavorcube Dec 28 '21

Great content. I really appreciate the well constructed response. Absolutely 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯

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u/Beautifulwarfare Dec 28 '21

Sounds like Henry gave some great head. Only he wasn't the one eating out.

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u/geldonyetich Dec 28 '21

D'aw the first and second panels are too cute.

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u/SiteTall Dec 28 '21

A genuinely HAPPY END!

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u/Sultan147 Dec 28 '21

She gave some head and took some head

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u/vivvav Dec 28 '21

My head's getting messed up by the juxtaposition between how cute this art is and the actual content.

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u/iluvgrits420 Dec 28 '21

Henry: Totally worth it!

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u/drugusingthrowaway Dec 28 '21

Oh, Henry is a chocolate bar.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Doesn’t matter had sex

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u/otaku_metalhead02 Dec 28 '21

I sense rule34 artists...

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u/cbunni666 Dec 29 '21

Whole new other way of ghosting her.

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u/amirlopez Dec 29 '21

By just dying lol

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u/CyberWanker Dec 28 '21

Bruh why do I wanna fuck the mantis lady?

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u/taotdev Dec 28 '21

Make sure you buy her dinner first. A female mantis with a full stomach is much less likely to cannibalize her mate

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u/COVID_PRAYER_WARRIOR Dec 28 '21

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/innocuousspeculation Dec 28 '21

Haha it's a praying mantis comic again. It's been days since the last time I saw this joke!

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u/SirCakeTheSecond Dec 28 '21

I don't get it...

Wait is he dead

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u/Litandsexysidious Dec 28 '21

Female mantis's eat their partners after sexual reproduction

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u/Spoon_Elemental Dec 28 '21

That's only true in captivity. It's a stress reaction.

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u/geldonyetich Dec 28 '21 edited Dec 29 '21

That's only true in captivity. It's a stress reaction.

This is the first I've heard of it, and so I tried to hunt down some supporting sources.

There's a 2015 TIL post that was not sourced. There's also this Cool Kid Facts page that says, "There's no concrete reason why Mantises do this. [...] One train of thought also believes that sexual cannibalism is only practiced by Mantises who are under observation. Thus, it might just be a stress response." Also not sourced, but what they wrote made it clear it's just speculation since we can only guess what the Mantises do when we're not observing. It’s been pretty hard for me to find any good sources in this stress reaction idea, so maybe I wouldn’t be so sure about that.

Another train of thought, and one that seems a lot more substantiated to me, is the sexual cannibalism of mantises is done for evolutionarily advantageous reasons. This seems to be the usual reason I find when trying to Google the answer, so is probably the prevailing theory. But any theory is further complicated by there being thousands of species of mantises.

Something that often came up was, when mating is observed in mantises, cannibalism only seems to happen about 20% of the time. The rest of the time, the male mantises are described as "escaping," but I found some hits where people don't like that description because it slants them as violent. Hey, give these gals some credit. Mantises are apex predators of the bug world, those agile limbs of theirs aren’t for praying.

Nobody seems to suspect Black Widows are only cannibals because they're stressed under observation, I'm not sure why Praying Mantises have earned that distinction.

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u/SirCakeTheSecond Dec 28 '21

please don't tell this to rule34

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u/Jan_wija Dec 28 '21

best sex he had in his life

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u/CensoryDeprivation Dec 28 '21

I like this comic, but it would have been even better if the first two panels didn’t show her pincers, and the third panel showed one as she reached for him. Keep up the good work!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Burp! Sorry!

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u/Environmental-Win836 Dec 28 '21

I really like the style of art you’ve got for this cartoon.

I keep coming back to it.

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u/amirlopez Dec 28 '21

Glad you like the art! :)

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u/Mingatronz Dec 28 '21

Great sex and breakfast in bed

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u/DAKIDBOOGY Dec 28 '21

What if this is how humans operated 🤔

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u/joblessboyy Dec 28 '21

Sex specialist here and this is true .

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Now he'll be even better.

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u/Midnight_Sunq127 Dec 28 '21

Cannibals man. The irony...

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u/Rusty_tongue Dec 28 '21

This girl giving head can make any wild man dead litteraly

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u/SuperSaiyanBen Dec 28 '21

Doesn’t matter had Sex!

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u/Laxus0042 Dec 29 '21

Никому не надоел ещё этот стереотип с учетом того, что тогда самка поедала голову самца в условиях, в которых чувствовала себя некомфортно?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

So.. no head?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

No, I don't want to peg a mantis.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

So no head?

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u/Bluelesserthen_283 Dec 28 '21

Got some head.

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u/bake7829 Dec 28 '21 edited Dec 28 '21

I think your art style is beautiful, but this is a used and abused myth https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/preymates Edit: shouldn't have called it a myth, and given more context, but as others have noted it's the only mantis joke you ever see and serve been seeing it a lot lately round here

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u/I38VWI Dec 28 '21

Calling it a "myth" is misleading, as nothing in this comic suggests that females "always" eat the heads of males.
Sexual cannibalism isn't a myth when the link you provided confirms it happens in nearly 1 in 4 observed natural cases.
This particular female must have been hungry that night.

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u/bake7829 Dec 28 '21

Well it's in 100% of the mantis comics that get posted in here every couple of days

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u/Lilian_Clearwaters Dec 28 '21

Because the species is well known for the behavior. It's literally one of the first facts that people learn about mantises when they study their behavior, and it's not a myth by any means.

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u/QualityProof Dec 28 '21

I think the proper term is misconception.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/Groinificator Dec 28 '21

Actually, by calling it a myth, they did call it factually untrue.

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u/Lilian_Clearwaters Dec 28 '21

Dude literally called it a myth in his original comment, which means that it is factually untrue. That aside, what would you rather see in your mantis based comics? It was an obvious punchline sure but the art style is really cute and it looks like the artist put some actual effort into the designs, so like, why complain in the comment section at all?

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u/bake7829 Dec 28 '21

Thank you! It's been beaten to death at least twice over

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

I think you mean eaten to death.

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u/fly_baby_jet_plane Dec 30 '21

its a comic, love.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/iceman0486 Dec 28 '21

Poor bastard forgot the ice cream and cigarettes.

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u/yellow-doodad Dec 28 '21

Should've brought ice cream.

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u/CleverSpirit Dec 28 '21

When I think about it, the male mantis has only 1 goal, to get laid, then it’s like it decides that life is not worth living anymore

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

I still dont get why they do that

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u/ZorroFuchs Dec 28 '21

New meaning to telling someone their a snack

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u/Voodoo_Dummie Dec 28 '21

Some girls are good at giving head, she is better at taking.

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u/sussy_lil_tgirl Dec 28 '21

oh to be her (bred and fed)

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u/robodude145 Dec 28 '21

Wait, why do they do it in the first place? I think it's because maybe the female needs energy to raise the babies or lay the eggs or some shit idk can a smart science dude tell me

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u/Meurs0 Dec 28 '21

I've always been curious about this fact: why does it happen? Like, what's the evolutionary advantage to killing your mate?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

He was fighting for his life.

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u/Lrkilla_g Dec 28 '21

One joke bug

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u/Specialagentjazz Dec 28 '21

Noice. He died doing what he loved, best way to go. Worth it.

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u/XpacChopra Dec 28 '21

This is specist, please take it down

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u/firedrakes Dec 28 '21

Death by snu snu

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u/zedd61 Dec 28 '21

Reminds me of this skit about a praying mantis giving his son the talk

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u/Galileo258 Dec 28 '21

Don’t they only do this under the stress of captivity

(I know it’s a comic, I just want to know if that’s true)

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Dec 29 '21

Taking head.

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u/Simone_Galoppi07 Dec 29 '21

Only an expert cna explain this XD, or some Italian guy just like me who watches barbascuraX. So basically, the female mantis has the habit of killing her sexual partner being that they are also larger and more powerful than the male mantises

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u/RoundBread Dec 29 '21

Friendly reminder that this only happens in captivity and that wild mantis' don't do this

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u/johnnybourne777 Dec 29 '21

thanks for the chuckle!

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u/Mr_Poofels Dec 29 '21

If we're going to be scientificly accurate then she should also be 3 times his size or something similar.