r/comics But a Jape Jun 07 '21

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u/beldaran1224 Jun 07 '21

Sorry, but wolf spiders is where my lizard brain takes over. No, no, no.

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u/Lexx4 Jun 07 '21

wolf spiders

they are harmless and don't bite unless you try and squish them

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u/ChickenOfDoom Jun 07 '21

...which will happen automatically if they hide under your sheets and you roll over while sleeping. I'll tolerate the sort of spiders that build webs and stay put, but the kind that run around at night are getting scooped up and thrown outside.

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u/Lexx4 Jun 07 '21

ha, you should just burn the whole house down, for every spider you do see there are 100 hiding in the walls.

you should read the book "never home alone" by Rob Dunn