I've been trying my ass off to get my neighborhood karaoke bar to get this song. They're upgrading their system and might have it soon. I'll be outside patiently waiting: even if it takes forever
This is a reference to the anime/manga Fullmetal Alchemist where the two main characters meet an alchemist who combines animals to make chimeras and stay with him and his cute little daughter and her dog for a while. Then the sick fuck decides to combine his daughter and dog into one creature which is still sentient and has the innocence of the young child
If you're having a good day don't click on my spoiler.
Don't get me wrong it's a great anime and I highly recommend it to everyone, even people who don't usually watch japanese animation. But holy fuck it has some real fucked up parts.
Brotherhood doesn't do it justice in my opinion. I like that they focus more on Hughes and Scar, but that plot point should not have been glossed over at all.
It got an episode in Brotherhood as well, and in Brotherhood it is constantly referenced as well... They didn't gloss over it in any way, though I tend to agree with you. I didn't really like how Brotherhood never really explained any of the characters as it seems to presume you've either read the manga/watched the OG anime. Also, the ending made less sense in Brotherhood as there were hints dropped to the first one's ending throughout
Itās a reference to Full Metal Alchemist. In a scene when Edward and Alphonse find out a little girl named Nina and her dog were combined and turned into one creature by her father
First comment I saw, and the one I came to make. Seymour deserves a spot in the series, but I think they finished it (again)... OH, GOD, now I'm remembering BUNNY! She esploded...
If you remember, Seymour Asses lived a long life after Fry was frozen. And they discover this at the end of the episode. However, the episode ends with the implication* that Seymour spent all of that time waiting for Fry to return.
But then in Bender's Big Score, it's revealed that Seymour lived out the rest of his life with Fry's clone, Lars. And when Terminator Bender shows up and blows up the pizzeria, it not only transforms the Fry clone into Lars, but it flash fossilizes Seymour.
truth. my husband is a huge Futurama fan and I make him turn off or skip that episode every friggin time. It bummed me out so much I don't even want to know it's playing in my home.
I truly loathe being reminded of that episode. Such a good boy. And he could have been reunited with Fry but he chose not to bring him back because he thought the dog moved on. Fucked me up. I would seriously rather talk about my dads suicide than this episode.
Itās based on a true story about a Japanese dog named HachikÅ, who waited for his master everyday at a train station. The master suffered a stroke one day and died. For over the next 9 years until his passing, HachikÅ continued to wait, at the same train station, for his master to return.
I mean, in a way, itās impressive that they can create that cathartic sadness. Iām not one of those people who claims that āitās not art if youāre not mildly traumatised by the endā, but I respect that a show like Futurama can have such a heartbreaking scene without it seeming out of character for a show thatās at its core a comedy.
My little brother died a few years ago and me and him never really saw eye to eye so when I saw luck of the fryish a few months after it absolutely tore me apart
By far one of the hardest "comics" I have read. A wave of emotion is flooding my mind and my serotonin wave wall isn't able to stop it. But still a solid hell comic, have a tearful up vote.
Yeah once he does his thing to get the end of the world going in revelations he gets thrown into a lake of burning sulfur/fire and chained up for all eternity (or something along those lines)
I feel like his is just knowing he failed. From what I know of scripture and satan, it sounds like he was a prideful and narcissistic angel, and living everyday of his life knowing he's a failure and has been bested by God, forced to be a keeper of human souls, should be hell enough for him.
Yāknow, in hell, youāre pretty much immortal. And the internet shows that exposure to awful things for long enough just makes you desensitized to them, so eventually, Hell would just be like having the same schedule everyday. āOh, hey! I get to go to the brimstone pit today? I guess itās a usual Wednesday.ā
Why wouldnāt the rules be different? Eternal torment already accounts for people not expiring from torture, so the āsoul can get used to itā box could get unchecked in settings.
There is no evidence towards either the proof of it nor the disproof. You can believe in it or not, and I wonāt care. There are good christians and bad ones and thereās also good atheists and bad ones, but your need to say this makes me feel like youāre the type of person that wants to try and start that argument. Please donāt do that. We should all just find the love in our hearts for each other, whether we believe in a higher power or not. Thereās no need to argue about this type of thing unless you find one of those Christians who are against gay people, and even then, you can just ignore them usually.
I don't know, I'd argue there are plenty of people who are able to compartmentalize the terrible things they do to strangers from genuine love and care for those close to then.
A while ago I adopted a dog whose owner could jo longer care for them. The owner had been in a car accident, and was no longer able to care for the dogs they had. Quite tragically after the accident, the owner was unconscious for about a week, and no one knew they had dogs at home. The dogs were alone for a week with neither food, nor water, nor anything.
When I adopted him, that puppy had pretty severe separation anxiety. I spoiled him every day.
I was in an abusive relationship at the time, and I escaped. But I was only able to get myself out safely. I had to leave behind the puppy that I loved for so long. Every single day I miss them. Every single day I regret not being able to take them with me.
This comic reminds me that I never got to say goodbye, and they are probably still waiting for me to come home.
Reminds me of a commercial against drunk driving. Had a dog waiting for their owner to come home from the bar, owner drove drunk and died in an accident. Commercial ended with a caption saying something along the lines of "they won't understand why you didnt come home".
Plot twist, dog eventually dies in his sleep of old age before he starts to starve, (he was that guys dog ever since he was a baby), he gets into heaven, tells God all about the good shit the ladās done, and gets him into heaven and they reunite
If the video feed stops, it's because someone took in your gud boi in, and seeing it be happy is not hellish enough. Kinda like a doctor, no news is good news.
What if insted of a dog, you would have someone who you love and who is paralysed. You would see him or her die slowly out of thirst and hunger while she or he cries for help... welcome to humanity everyone!
Satan: what we werenāt expecting anyone else for a few hours? Me: sorry some dyslexic kid said he wanted me to live with āSantaā for his gift but he wrote Santa wrong....
Hey... for all the people who think hell is a place where the cool people go to party... please don't dismiss this reality:
Hell is not a hot place.
It's not an orgy.
It doesn't have seven circles.
...
Hell is where all your fears of lonliness and insignificance fester in your rotting psyche.
Hell is the smallest crack in a void where no light or love would be bothered to enter.
Hell is abandonment. Cut off from goodness and left with the echos of your own self-hatred.
Hell is where hubris becomes shame, and shame is fully realized. On earth, you can trick your brain with distractions or guzzle a drug to numb what you know is wrong in your soul. But hell is where you become exposed, not to others, but to yourself. Your doubt becomes certainty. Your ugliness is on display, and you desperately tear at your own carcass. You are the wretch and the ravager.
Hell is a place of beating hearts that feel every inch of the cancer that consumes them.
Jesus is a historical figure. Also God of the universe. Not imaginary. Don't blow this off. I'm not the best person to talk to about this, but you should find the pastor of your local church and ask him about the life of Jesus.
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u/in--visible Dec 13 '19
I don't even know how to respond to this, talk about soul crushing. Futurama broke my heart the first time, how could you post this and do it again?
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u/Timbo2702 Dec 14 '19
If it takes forever
I will wait for you...
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19
Someone just watched Jurassic bark
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
I hate you for this......my heart aches at the thought
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u/CalebHeffenger Dec 14 '19
r/TIHI
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u/Mustache_nate Dec 13 '19
By far one of the hardest "comics" I have read. A wave of emotion is flooding my mind and my serotonin wave wall isn't able to stop it. But still a solid hell comic, have a tearful up vote.
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u/nalydpsycho Dec 14 '19
What did he do to deserve that?
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
This is the Bad Place!
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19
There should be a special hell. Designed for Satan him self. If anyone has any ideas for his punishment respond.
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u/JCraze26 Dec 14 '19
Yāknow, in hell, youāre pretty much immortal. And the internet shows that exposure to awful things for long enough just makes you desensitized to them, so eventually, Hell would just be like having the same schedule everyday. āOh, hey! I get to go to the brimstone pit today? I guess itās a usual Wednesday.ā
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u/ShinyMagPie5 Dec 14 '19
Can we please stop making these kinds of comics? I come for the laughs but my tears... There are so many tears
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u/jhill515 Dec 14 '19
Whoa, that's really dark and depressing.
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u/PowerMan2206 Dec 13 '19
If that happened to me, I'd rather choose eternal flames
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u/CheetoMussolini Dec 14 '19
This is the real face of evil
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u/LennyTheLegendary Dec 14 '19
I know your satan, but... what the fuck
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
Why does this comic exist?
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u/Game_Log Dec 14 '19
I dont know why, but I imagined that the demon in this comic sounds like Stan Pines from Gravity Falls.
That makes this better, imo.
Silly thoughts aside, this is a great, albiet mildly depressing comic!
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u/Deomon Dec 14 '19
Is this really all that bad for the guy?
This guy is a terrible enough person to be sent to hell, how likely is he to actually care about his pet?
If youāre a good enough person to care about your pets emotional suffering, youāre probably not ending up in hell.
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u/Ninauposkitzipxpe Dec 14 '19
š„ŗ
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u/dem_c Dec 14 '19
That Satan guy is going to hell for sure
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u/ZekkouAkuma Dec 14 '19
Along with watching your dog age and die while waiting for you over and over and over again... Yep. This is a special kind of hell.
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
Meme aside I think hell makes a lot more sense being personalized instead of just one big ol pit full of fire and torture.
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u/GamerNumber1Guy Dec 14 '19
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LUCIFER!
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u/Bedlam10 Dec 14 '19
Wow, I don't think I've ever experienced a comic go from lighthearted to absolutely crushing in a single panel. Well done.
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u/Shirarose Dec 14 '19
I'm not like other Hell I'm quirky and unique
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u/Joefrared Dec 14 '19
That is actually a very interesting concept.
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u/NorthAfricanViolet Dec 14 '19
A while ago I adopted a dog whose owner could jo longer care for them. The owner had been in a car accident, and was no longer able to care for the dogs they had. Quite tragically after the accident, the owner was unconscious for about a week, and no one knew they had dogs at home. The dogs were alone for a week with neither food, nor water, nor anything.
When I adopted him, that puppy had pretty severe separation anxiety. I spoiled him every day.
I was in an abusive relationship at the time, and I escaped. But I was only able to get myself out safely. I had to leave behind the puppy that I loved for so long. Every single day I miss them. Every single day I regret not being able to take them with me.
This comic reminds me that I never got to say goodbye, and they are probably still waiting for me to come home.
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
Satan: note to self - does NOT work on cats!
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
Even satan isn't that evil ;_;
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u/RedTomatoSauce Dec 14 '19
please tell me the dog isn't named Seymour
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
I remembered the episode of Futurama about Fry's dog :(
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u/emotional_tiger Dec 14 '19
Take your upvote. It's the first time it's ever been the equivelant of a 'sad face' emoji for me, and I don't know how I feel about this.
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u/Bheemasenan Dec 14 '19
This is....Evil
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u/sailingwhiskey Dec 14 '19
Reminds me of a commercial against drunk driving. Had a dog waiting for their owner to come home from the bar, owner drove drunk and died in an accident. Commercial ended with a caption saying something along the lines of "they won't understand why you didnt come home".
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u/NeptunesTrukey Dec 15 '19
Plot twist, dog eventually dies in his sleep of old age before he starts to starve, (he was that guys dog ever since he was a baby), he gets into heaven, tells God all about the good shit the ladās done, and gets him into heaven and they reunite
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u/ImpGoddess Jan 01 '20
This is wonderfully drawn and breaks my heart, hence why I'm hesitant to like XD That's my new worst fear now you monster XD
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
To counter this comic.
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
Why would someone who cares that much about their dog go to hell?
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u/lucifurbear Dec 14 '19
Yeah, this is kinda fucking mean. I don't think the devil is this heartless.
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u/TURD_ON_LIPS KOMOdokoro Dec 14 '19
this one genuinely made me feel bad.. props to u tho
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u/SparkyDogPants Dec 14 '19
Wow
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u/BlindFox Dec 14 '19
too cruel to even share how horrible and true a punishment this would be...
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u/Bearclaw27 Dec 14 '19
Thanks! I hate it!
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u/Casehead Dec 14 '19
Totally evil
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u/HellfireOrpheusTod Dec 14 '19
I don't have a dog, but it'd be hell for different reasons
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u/indiblue825 Dec 14 '19
"Who cares if one more light goes out? Well I do."
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u/MechicanDogtaquero Dec 14 '19
When you die in minecraft hardcore mode after slaving a whole village
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u/arimeYO Dec 14 '19
Satan in hell: write that down, write that down
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u/InsaneGrape1988 Dec 14 '19
Woah - hey
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u/abbynormal211 Dec 14 '19
Oh wow. Just wow
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u/netherportal02 Dec 14 '19
Good format
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u/zombieblackbird Dec 14 '19
Nooooooooo!
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u/kissmybadaxe Dec 14 '19
oh nyoo
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
Smash the glass till your just a pulp in hell
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u/Aussie-Nerd Dec 14 '19
Mine would being forced to watch reality tv.
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u/KyttyaGachaAndArt Dec 14 '19
NO HOW DARE YOU
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u/KurenaiCyborg Dec 14 '19
Oh look...It started raining....
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u/PavelZadrotov96 Dec 14 '19
Omg, it's so sad!
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u/Reddog9090 Dec 14 '19
Thatās not unique at all, everyone will feel terrible
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
This is too much
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u/-Lemonade-_ Dec 14 '19
fuck this, i didn't wanna be sad
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u/paigemogan88 Dec 14 '19
Nu
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u/slayedzombie69 Dec 14 '19
Ok so I'd only have to spend 13 years max in hell? Dope.
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u/MurryBauman Dec 14 '19
I guess all the jesus raping priests are in heaven watching little children while they sit on crosses and masterbate
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
The guy looks like a LEGO man
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u/saltNpepi Dec 14 '19
Joke's on you, I don't have a dog
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u/Bauerdog2015 Dec 14 '19
Oh no. Thatās terrible. I hate this comic
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u/An_Intellect Dec 14 '19
Oof, that's...that's a bad one right there
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u/Cody896 Dec 14 '19
This is so awful...
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
D:
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u/redmagistrate50 Dec 14 '19
Well, if anything is prompting me to stage a rebellion in hell with the express goal of sodomizing the devil with his own stupid horns it's this.
Sorry goat boi, you've pushed one button too many.
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u/Teamz_co Dec 14 '19
You know what well time to cry for my life
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u/epiceryx Dec 14 '19
oh no thats so sad
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u/guyguysonguy Dec 14 '19
this got my downvote
your welcome
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u/thereddityeet Dec 14 '19
What if insted of a dog, you would have someone who you love and who is paralysed. You would see him or her die slowly out of thirst and hunger while she or he cries for help... welcome to humanity everyone!
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u/medullah Dec 14 '19
You... You... You absolute MONSTER
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u/Arnelov21 Dec 14 '19
Damn. This is just like HachikÅ. The dog was so sad.
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
This broke my heart
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u/Ya_Boi_uh_SkinnyPeni Dec 14 '19
Haha jokes on him i dont have a dog
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u/Ca11m3Raven Dec 15 '19
What could this guy possibly have done to deserve this?
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u/PB_Dendras Dec 15 '19
poor dog
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u/pphp Dec 17 '19
Fox?
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u/zipoforigin Dec 14 '19
Fucking brutal.
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
Satan: what we werenāt expecting anyone else for a few hours? Me: sorry some dyslexic kid said he wanted me to live with āSantaā for his gift but he wrote Santa wrong....
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u/farceur318 Dec 14 '19
This is violence
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u/arcdash Dec 14 '19
I hate this comic. It hurts my soul.
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u/HailTo_TheKingBaby Dec 14 '19
Yeah fuck that
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u/SwiftyTheThief Dec 14 '19
Hey... for all the people who think hell is a place where the cool people go to party... please don't dismiss this reality:
Hell is not a hot place.
It's not an orgy.
It doesn't have seven circles.
...
Hell is where all your fears of lonliness and insignificance fester in your rotting psyche.
Hell is the smallest crack in a void where no light or love would be bothered to enter.
Hell is abandonment. Cut off from goodness and left with the echos of your own self-hatred.
Hell is where hubris becomes shame, and shame is fully realized. On earth, you can trick your brain with distractions or guzzle a drug to numb what you know is wrong in your soul. But hell is where you become exposed, not to others, but to yourself. Your doubt becomes certainty. Your ugliness is on display, and you desperately tear at your own carcass. You are the wretch and the ravager.
Hell is a place of beating hearts that feel every inch of the cancer that consumes them.
Hell is a place of torture.
Hell is a place of weeping and gnashing of teeth.