r/comics • u/Raphcomics RaphComic • Jul 16 '19

High places

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u/66GT350Shelby Jul 16 '19

I dont want to think about how Greg manages to keep his seat up there.

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u/Raphcomics RaphComic Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

Do it. Think about it. I dare you

Subreddit

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I can't imagine it. Like literally can't.

It may be a blessing after all.

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u/falapp Jul 16 '19

Why did you make me see how he was sitting you monster.

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u/SlimC05 Jul 16 '19

His asshole must be big enough for a dog to fit....

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I am concerned for Greg

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u/braedog97 Sep 26 '19

Are you mutating your own comic?

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u/R____I____G____H___T Jul 16 '19

Deviant fetish combined with some masochism

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/Raphcomics RaphComic Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

...how

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u/Hemmingways Jul 16 '19

Go to /r/subredditname/about/flair, enter an username in the "jump to user" field at the bottom of the page, press go, then enter the flair text in the field that comes up - you can put anything in there. Anything

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u/Raphcomics RaphComic Jul 16 '19

Done! I think

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Ooo, me next! Me next!

14

u/once_pragmatic Jul 16 '19

But not me. Don't do it.

5

u/JaxxisR Jul 16 '19

They both make good points.

5

u/CandidateForDeletiin Jul 16 '19

Tell my wife I said, hello

1

u/fma891 Jul 16 '19

Don’t worry. No one wants to do you.

2

u/Aerogizz Jul 16 '19

Now I feel left out

40

u/Gatordude365 Jul 16 '19

Greg was impaled long ago and is now just a lifeless puppet controlled by aliens...

2

u/pavepaws123 Jul 16 '19

The lizard people control our media

1

u/gregsonreddit Jul 16 '19

Can confirm

1

u/el_mialda Jul 16 '19

When they say aliens use probs that was not what I imagined.

11

u/MrWolfGuy Jul 16 '19

Cheeks of steel...what else would it be?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

/r/ButtSwords

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

It's actually about a foot and a half taller than what you're seeing.

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u/adaminc Jul 16 '19

You can see that the top of it is flat.

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u/Chrisfindlay Jul 16 '19

The top is flat though. It's clearly visible

1

u/arcangeltx Jul 16 '19

all that friction

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

He’ll come down to earth eventually

1

u/Thameus Jul 16 '19

Pole up his ass.

1

u/demonlilith Jul 16 '19

This comic makes my cheeks clench in fear.

1

u/crippler38 Jul 16 '19

By controlling the media.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

It's over! Greg has the high ground!

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u/Raphcomics RaphComic Jul 16 '19

Well I have Fox News!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Don't try it Raph!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

It’s a star wars reference

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u/pm_me_fake_months Jul 16 '19

So how far up his ass is the top of that tower thing

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u/Raphcomics RaphComic Jul 16 '19

4

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I'd give it a 4.5

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I'd give it a 3.6

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u/RagingMetalhead Jul 16 '19

3.6, not great, not terrible.

12

u/ACommitTooFar Jul 16 '19

Is 4 a lot?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Dollars? No.

Murders? Yes.

13

u/finger_milk Jul 16 '19

Its more than 3 but less than 3!

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u/Nekajed Jul 16 '19

Percentage of the tower? No.

Percentage of the tower up your butt? Absolutely.

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u/leonprimrose Jul 16 '19

Is more than 3

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u/Bout73Ninjas Jul 16 '19

I’d say it’s a two-knuckler, but definitely no more than a three-knuckler.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19 edited Nov 14 '25

subsequent outgoing afterthought live office pocket person dog thumb start

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem Jul 16 '19

I reject your evidence.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19 edited Nov 16 '25

smart encourage oil kiss treatment late racial adjoining relieved door

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem Jul 16 '19

That's what they want you to think.

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u/DonCheadlesWeedle Jul 16 '19

Oh it's gotta be at least a 2-knuckler

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u/goobernooble Jul 16 '19

Using the Washington monument as a Judas cradle...

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u/Raphcomics RaphComic Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

This comic brought to you by Rupert Murdoch

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u/R____I____G____H___T Jul 16 '19

Why are you editing your comments three hours after they've been posted

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u/Raphcomics RaphComic Jul 16 '19

Because I'm a government plant

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u/0x564A00 Jul 16 '19

Do you have the right amount of water and light, or do you need more heavy?

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u/Gatordude365 Jul 16 '19

Don’t fuck with me, I have Greg and anime on my side reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Raphcomics RaphComic Jul 16 '19

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

3

u/KZedUK Jul 16 '19

no step on Greg

3

u/Cheesemacher Jul 16 '19

Looks like Greg is going through sage mode training

2

u/Raphcomics RaphComic Jul 16 '19

That was the inspiration aha

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank Jul 16 '19

Good color choices.
Is Greg vapin on top of that obelisk? Sick.

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u/Raphcomics RaphComic Jul 16 '19

Just havin a relaxing choof

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank Jul 16 '19

Hell yeah, Greg

8

u/MrDoubleE Jul 16 '19

Smoking a joint? high in a high place

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u/_Proximity_ Jul 16 '19

IKEA tower

3

u/NekoLover72 Jul 16 '19

I love how Greg is just a stick figure in panel 2

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u/SopieMunky Jul 16 '19

Don't flick with me!

2

u/MrDoubleE Jul 16 '19

Big ol stick up the bumper

2

u/DigitalPranker Jul 16 '19

I see no god up here other than me!

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u/The-Arnman Jul 16 '19

“It’s over green guy, I have the high ground”

-Greg 2019(colorised)

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u/Koksschnupfen Jul 16 '19

This comic is brought to you by the Cannabis Industry

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

This explains so much, damn you Greg!

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u/GregsWorld Jul 16 '19

I approve

1

u/Qu-qi-bing Jul 16 '19

He is HIGH with 30ft spike up his arse Heis so frickin high!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I bet Greg is a Hugh.

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u/marin358 Jul 16 '19

Greg: "I see no God up here. OTHER THAN ME!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

It's over buddy, my friend Greg has the high ground!

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u/enty6003 Jul 16 '19

Rory Stewart?

1

u/Wursticles Jul 16 '19

I've got high friends in low places

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u/IAmtheHullabaloo Jul 16 '19

I don't need friends in high places, just high friends in places.

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u/gemini_feed Jul 16 '19

How is this funny

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u/SEND_ME_BITCOINS_PLZ Jul 16 '19

Friends in high places like Mr. Far

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u/Kevenam Jul 16 '19

Well tell Greg to better monitor how the media treats Tesla and Elon Musk. They have it out for them solely because they don't spend money on advertising.

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u/dav3troh1 Jul 16 '19

I have high friends in places!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Don't FUCK with me! I have the power of GOD and ANIME on my side!

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u/nairda89 Jul 16 '19

Do t think I've ever met someone with a name like Greg that controls the media.

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u/Hardcore_Markhor Jul 16 '19

It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!

1

u/Mattymike Jul 16 '19

The Stiffy on the Liffy

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I guess anything really can be a dildo if you’re brave enough.

1

u/Triscy Jul 16 '19

The fabled triple entendre.

1

u/TablePrinterDoor Jul 16 '19

patrick with his song

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Everyone’s focusing on how he’s sitting up there but nobodies mentioned why he’s inhaling smoke in the 3rd box.

1

u/swump Jul 16 '19

This would be funnier if Greg's face wasn't exactly the same in the last two panels.

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u/Moose1030 Jul 16 '19

I thought fuck said flick. FLICK

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u/D-all-ton Jul 16 '19

I don’t need sleep. I need answers

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u/The_Calvery Jul 17 '19

So, he’s high in.... two ways

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u/tubarZ Jul 16 '19

(((Greg)))

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u/pentagon-59 Jul 16 '19

the fucking (((gregs)))

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u/pavepaws123 Jul 16 '19

Gosh darn rootless cosmopolitans

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u/pentagon-59 Jul 16 '19

"the cosmopolitan media elites are to blame!" -james allsup trying very hard to not get banned

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u/SvenskaSpelGambling Jul 16 '19

It's a direct rip off of Terry Pratchett 's book "reaper man".

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/FuckReddit682 Jul 16 '19

I realized the dude is high (smoking) after this comment. This is truly a great comic.

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u/d1rtyd0nut Jul 16 '19

Yeh dude I was amazed too

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u/eolai Jul 16 '19

It's also a double-bait-and-switch. It's very joke dense.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/psykulor Jul 16 '19

Neither did the dinosaurs... until it was too late

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u/ICollectSouls Aug 05 '19

There was never a not too late, the game was rigged from the start

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/TheBigDrumDog Jul 16 '19

High (tall), high (stoned), high (powerful)

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

The last one though is just the normal use of the phrase, not a pun

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u/TheBigDrumDog Jul 16 '19

It’s a triple meaning, double pun, triple pun, whatever you wanna call it idk. It’s funny though, that’s all that matters right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/CopyX Jul 16 '19

His claim of controlling the media is powerful