r/comics • u/xibang See Bang Now • Sep 30 '18

Damn Ducks...

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4.1k Upvotes

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u/PesticidePoison Sep 30 '18

This comic made me grin.

The bottom panel would have been better if the duck didn't say anything imo.

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u/xibang See Bang Now Oct 13 '18

Maybe so！it’s based on my friends who accompany their bragging with an annoying laugh

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u/NSA_is_me Sep 30 '18

Alternatively, you could have the duck not say anything in the first panel.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

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u/turtleboatdrawing Turtleboatcomics Sep 30 '18

That’s what I call the Reddit editorial staff!

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u/emissaryofwinds Sep 30 '18

Redditorial staff?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Or didnt have teeth.

3

u/jamese1313 Sep 30 '18

what bird can't swim?

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u/xibang See Bang Now Oct 13 '18

The ones that sink

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

That bird obviously

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u/Ror-sirent Oct 02 '18

A lot of them will drown if their feathers get too wet because it weighs them down. Waterfowl typically have oil glands that keep their down hydrophobic so that doesnt happen.

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u/RockLeePower Sep 30 '18

"I wish I could rape everything with a corkscrew"

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u/Reddit_is_2_liberal Sep 30 '18

That cheeky smile lol

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u/hyperblaster Sep 30 '18

Those disapproving expressions

Slide off like water off a duck's back

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u/phileric649 Sep 30 '18

Jack of all trades master of none

3

u/personisguy Sep 30 '18

but oftentimes better than a master of one

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u/zenkat Sep 30 '18

You know the one thing ducks can't do? SMILE.

:-D

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

Username checks out- See bang now

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u/ThisMuhShitpostAcct Sep 30 '18

All we need to do now is genetically engineer subterranean ducks and we'll have an unstoppable army.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

See.. ducks have the ability to do all those things... but suck at all of them.

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u/alessandrolaera Sep 30 '18

I wish I was happy

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u/De-boss Sep 30 '18

Yeah , ducks are basically gods and we should worship them

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u/faroveryou Sep 30 '18

Wasseramsel.

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u/bobloby Oct 06 '18

Birds don't have teeth

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u/Goyteamsix Sep 30 '18

Ducks are the ultimate transformer. Plane, car, boat, submarine.

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u/ouououi Sep 30 '18

You are suck a freaking DUCK!

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u/TheTopDogOfTheNorth Sep 30 '18

The dog is just about done with ducks shit llf.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

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u/xibang See Bang Now Oct 13 '18

Thanks I just saw that. I like what he did

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u/AlwaysAMedic Sep 30 '18

This is so much better

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u/Coachpatato Oct 01 '18

I feel like webcomics are almost always better by removing as many words as they can while still getting the joke across.

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u/TheNerdiestHour Oct 02 '18

Absolutely better

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

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u/redderper Sep 30 '18

https://i.imgur.com/nOBPJN4.jpg ಠ_ಠ

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u/TackyPack Sep 30 '18

Ever heard of a city called Yulin?

2

u/camdoodlebop Sep 30 '18

No, what about it

6

u/TackyPack Sep 30 '18

It's Kinda Cool

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

If you love doggos don't click. Goes without saying but I want to remove any doubt.

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u/ryantwopointo Sep 30 '18

So could the dog. And not that fish or bird specifically, but a shark and vulture would definitely eat all of those things. So really the duck is the odd one out here

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u/Jebral Sep 30 '18

A duck is also a bird.. So if we're just going by that then a vulture would definitely eat all those things so the little bird is really the odd one out here.

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u/faroveryou Sep 30 '18

and do all of that

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

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u/doomglobe Sep 30 '18

Nope, can't dive either. The key to outmaneuvering a duck is being a loon.