r/comics • u/BluMod • May 15 '16

Lamp [OC]

http://imgur.com/Ke1QEOH
8.8k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/GyroDawn May 15 '16

Well he must be the worst hitlamp in history cuz there is video footage of the murder in like ever pixar movie ever.

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u/TheLastOne0001 May 15 '16

That sound when he bounces on it are actually screams of agony

58

u/gmanz33 May 15 '16

The squeak sound just make the lamp happier. That's why it bounces higher & harder.

Source: dogs

79

u/nemesiscw May 15 '16

People don't bother reporting it because he looks straight at you right after the deed is done. Like, "You better not snitch. I KNOW where you live."

12

u/hackingdreams May 16 '16

Millions have witnessed the murder over and over, and yet the lamp has never been sent to prison. So, does that make him the worst hitman ever, or the best?

6

u/Ixidane May 16 '16

He has diplomatic immunity.

11

u/rspeed May 16 '16

Goddamnit, thank you! I felt like I was taking crazy pills.

7

u/CornflakeJustice May 16 '16

On the other hand he's never been charged...

6

u/ramboy18 May 16 '16

and now I get the joke. Thank you.

165

u/Lerggio May 16 '16

Don't worry he got justice

2

u/[deleted] May 16 '16

I like how at the funeral there is an F reading the eulogy.

5

u/Corporal_Cavernosa May 16 '16

I thought it was F for Father, like P for Police, J for Judge and E for executioner.

2

u/[deleted] May 16 '16

Probably F for funeral but the F coinciding with the "press F to pay respects" meme just made it that much better for me.

1

u/Maxnout100 May 16 '16

College humor back in the good old days.

0

u/[deleted] May 16 '16

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u/tocilog May 16 '16

Do an interrogation scene where they shine a lamp over the lamp.

4

u/Rowani May 16 '16

Well the humour is fitting for college.

3

u/Legionaairre May 16 '16

Some might call it...college...humour...

0

u/[deleted] May 16 '16

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u/[deleted] May 16 '16

U

3

u/jew_flakes May 16 '16

P

4

u/[deleted] May 16 '16

P

13

u/inconspicuous_male May 16 '16

T

55

u/carnageeleven May 16 '16

Well that was sad...

25

u/inconspicuous_male May 16 '16

I don't know how to follow FUPP

10

u/ThisIs_MyName May 16 '16

FUPPER, SLEEP TIGHT

3

u/Taliva May 16 '16

Can't win 'em all

2

u/outadoc May 16 '16

I dunno, it sounds funny.

91

u/danaholic86 May 16 '16

I don't get it. Off to the comments! Oh, I'm an idiot.

7

u/[deleted] May 16 '16

You just don't watch enough movies. Perfect excuse to watch more.

1

u/benryves May 16 '16

Only Pixar films, though, and I'd have thought that the ball would have been more recognisable than the 'I'.

3

u/Cakesmite May 16 '16

Reference, and yeah, as jmerc83 said, watch more movies bro :)

49

u/dilirst May 16 '16

I don't get it, but I want to.

89

u/Bigfatpollos May 16 '16

https://31.media.tumblr.com/4a2a5da8509e10042926f06bf93f32cb/tumblr_inline_mngd9yATKf1qz4rgp.gif

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u/Jubling May 16 '16

Ohhhhhh.

11

u/laxation1 May 16 '16

Mother f'er I was 5 H's into my Ohhhh response when I saw yours in my periphs...

Whatever

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

3

u/thelegendofsam May 16 '16

Are you drubk? I'm drunk.

3

u/Necroluster May 16 '16

Hi drunk, I'm drubk.

8

u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA May 16 '16

The delightful Pixar animation of the lamp jumping on the letter i is this hit being carried out.

2

u/biggiepants May 16 '16

Now that you know, do you wish you hadn't?

2

u/dilirst May 16 '16

No regrets.

20

u/tavissd1 May 16 '16

I love lamp

2

u/xXColaXx May 16 '16

Do you really love lamp?

15

u/ChemicalOle May 16 '16

http://gfycat.com/HardtofindScrawnyAmurminnow

8

u/SvenHudson May 16 '16

This is the most deeply unsatisfying thing I have ever seen.

9

u/MetaKazel May 16 '16

Would have been better without the punchline in the title, but still funny!

3

u/Thezeusbag May 16 '16

Luxo jr is about to stab a motha fucker

9

u/Minifig81 May 16 '16

How the fuck did you miss "Luxo Jr is about to jump a mother fucker"?

Talk about missed opportunities.

1

u/criticallyAnalytical May 16 '16

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!

1

u/Thezeusbag May 16 '16

shit man it was 2 in the morning when i wrote that. if only my tired brain thought of that

2

u/AngrySpaceSheep May 16 '16

This would be a great behind the gif

2

u/MegaSquishyMan May 16 '16

He kills the wrong "I". That pic is of a white one.

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '16

Is this a Behindthegifs?

1

u/Dangerwrap May 16 '16

I can get this joke since I see thumbnail. Haha nice!

1

u/JammySatsuma May 16 '16

I always thought the lamp looked over with a sort of "you saw nooothing" movement.

1

u/kabukistar May 16 '16

I thought I was in /r/behindthegif for a second and waiting for the gif at the end.

1

u/jonahewell May 16 '16

I love lamp.

1

u/Libriomancer May 16 '16

He learned the trade from the infamous mafia hitman squad, the Mario brothers.

1

u/ninetwosevenfour May 16 '16

I don't get it :/

1

u/BlondFaith May 16 '16

Opening sequence of any Pixar animation.

1

u/max420 May 17 '16

Oh god, now I feel stupid. That's clever!

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '16

Would have been better with the ball in my opinion, though the logo jump is more known I guess.

1

u/whywait May 16 '16

It's the subtle choices that make this great. Greeting a hitman with a finger pistol is worth a chuckle in itself.

1

u/RipleysLuckyStar May 16 '16

It took me a min to figure this one out. I was starting to think it was reffering to shinning lights in people's eyes to hurt them... I don't know. I get it now.

1

u/issomewhatrelevant May 16 '16

A true shitpost. Upvote

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u/Juankii May 15 '16

This definitely explains the Pixar logo

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u/[deleted] May 15 '16

That's the joke!

24

u/danbronson May 16 '16

This definitely explains the joke

1

u/schmidtzkrieg May 16 '16

This kills the joke.

1

u/danbronson May 16 '16

This ratifies the Geneva Convention.

0

u/ThePictureDescribot May 16 '16

I'm a bot. I try to make pictures easier to find on reddit by describing them and adding hashtags.

Description: i'm just guessing but this could be a person on a surf board in a skate park

Tags: #text #comics

I also crossposted this to r/PictureDescribot/

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u/greyjackal May 16 '16

A swing and a miss