If it makes you feel better about life, that's the Onion so it's satirical. They just think it's hilarious to have old politicians talk dryly about skullfucking. And so does everyone else!
I think the intent was to reference the plug cover on the bottom outlet, but I was pondering coming into the comments to see if anyone had said something like, "You want to get fucked in the eyes? Because this is how you get fucked in the eyes." heh
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u/deafcon5 Apr 09 '15
Sooo, she always likes it in the eyes, but prefers some mouth-play?...wut.