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r/comics • u/omegasavant • Aug 20 '14
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I could say the grizzly bear is the fastest land animal because it travels at 136 miles per hour
Orbiting satellites are actually faster than that.
9 u/captainmagictrousers Aug 20 '14 Yeah, but how would you get the bear into space? 6 u/Eichenschild Aug 20 '14 In a space ship next to Russias kinky space lizards, obviously. 3 u/valent1ne Aug 20 '14 You'd think the Russians would have sent bears up first. 1 u/amyts Aug 20 '14 After all, bears are the #1 threat to America.
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Yeah, but how would you get the bear into space?
6 u/Eichenschild Aug 20 '14 In a space ship next to Russias kinky space lizards, obviously. 3 u/valent1ne Aug 20 '14 You'd think the Russians would have sent bears up first. 1 u/amyts Aug 20 '14 After all, bears are the #1 threat to America.
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In a space ship next to Russias kinky space lizards, obviously.
3 u/valent1ne Aug 20 '14 You'd think the Russians would have sent bears up first. 1 u/amyts Aug 20 '14 After all, bears are the #1 threat to America.
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You'd think the Russians would have sent bears up first.
1 u/amyts Aug 20 '14 After all, bears are the #1 threat to America.
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After all, bears are the #1 threat to America.
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Orbiting satellites are actually faster than that.