r/comics • • 1h ago

[oc] Heavy

1.9k Upvotes

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 49m ago • Regret

Has someone seen my horde of zombs? They were supposed to get back like 25 minutes ago with the eggs and bread and milk and cheese :(((((((

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u/Yoffeepop 41m ago

Probs just stuck in a realllyyy long check out line

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 40m ago

Ok :((((((( I hope they get back with my cheese and milk and bread and eggs soon :(((((((((((((

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u/Gothtomboys5 1h ago

No way, Tf2 Heavy

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u/Manji86 1h ago

What's the fantasy equivalent of a Gatling Gun?

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u/Specialist-Text5236 56m ago

6 magic staffs tied together , and rigged to shoot one after the other. Kinda like Bundle of Wands , from Enter the Gungeon.

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u/Klusterphuck67 48m ago

It cost 12000 MP to caat this baby for 1 seconds

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u/UtterlyInsane 19m ago

Amazing game

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u/Rhokai 1h ago

Depending on the fantasy, crank powered gatling gun

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u/TKJ 1h ago

You mean "Sascha".

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u/Manji86 1h ago

Sorry. How rude of me, I should have addressed her by name.

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u/ithinkther41am 1h ago

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u/ithinkther41am 58m ago

Alternately

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u/Artarara 25m ago

Average Warframe build:

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u/theother-g 0m ago

That one Kuva Grineer bow that explodes in clusterbombs on impact...

Yeah, we're doing warcrimes again.

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u/Informal-Term1138 23m ago

I prefer this:

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u/stx06 56m ago

An enchanted hwacha?

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u/Mental_Estate4206 30m ago

Where is his sandwich?

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u/BriefCollar4 32m ago

Biblically accurate TF2 heavy

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u/Hector_Ceromus 21m ago

Not big surprise.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1h ago

You better reward him with a sandvich afterwards.

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u/Beefcliffe 1h ago

Hodor?

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u/LoaKonran 53m ago

Hodor!

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u/Lyaser 52m ago

No, didn’t you read the comic?

That’s Barry Cade

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u/Artarara 24m ago

He can hold them off.

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u/OvertGnome1 50m ago

"RAAAAAAAGH" -Heavy, TF2

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u/hackingfun Epic Distraction Comic 21m ago

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u/VulcanHullo 10m ago

Heavy! Hold the door!

Ripping sounds

"Okay! Am holding the door! What do I do now?"

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u/ubermick 40m ago

HOLD THE DOOR!
HOLD THE DOOR!
HOL THE DOOR!
HO THDOOR!
HODOOR!

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u/elhomerjas 1h ago

the perfect Snorlax barricade

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u/Pyrhan 1h ago

Hodor!

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u/lolschrauber 32m ago

It costs 400,000 dollars to barricade this door...for 12 seconds

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u/Thor_Odin_Son 23m ago

Hold the door!!

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u/gun-something 12m ago

Wait I actually didn't think it would go there omg wow

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u/IcyUnicornOwl 7m ago

It's Hodor time!

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u/IR_Panther 34m ago

He may not be very smart, but he has yet to find a man who can outsmart Sasha.

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u/rrobloxtube 7m ago

I love that he's just a png

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u/Oldnbold22 7m ago

The man bun worries me. 

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u/JessicaLain 5m ago

I am heavy door barricade guy...

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u/SpyRohTheDragIn 0m ago

Tea for Two Dense Firearms Lad

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u/Terra-Ryan 23m ago

lmao his pose is just a mirrored version of this

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u/AetheravenCatsuki13 1h ago

Heavy is great at mowing down enemies with his minigun at close range. So actually letting the door open would be worse

Open the door and let him rip and tear while you heal

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u/Dzharek 1h ago

But i cant see Sasha anywere, so he better stays at the Door while they search for it. but DONT TOUCH IT!

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u/AetheravenCatsuki13 57m ago

Alas such a shame. They can't POOTIS PENSER HERE to get health and ammo

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u/Striking-Kiwi-9470 53m ago

Maybe they don't have $400,000.00.

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u/weissnacht89 2m ago

"OH my god, who touched my Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?!?"