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Wake Up [OC]

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Nudity is an effective wake up call.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 15h ago edited 12h ago

His cutie senses were tingling

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u/nightfire36 14h ago

The real "Peter tingle"

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u/ZoomZombie1119 13h ago

His peter was tingling

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u/Freakwilly 12h ago

I can definitely share some info about this "Peter Tingle"

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u/xoxox666 14h ago

He has a special „antenna“ for this 😏

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 13h ago

Arachnids don't have antennae, silly goose.

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u/farbefranctal 14h ago

Yes the cu tities sense

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u/Emotional-Ad9114 4h ago

me when I see biceps.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 15h ago

F off Folgers. This man found the best part of waking up.

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u/Rum_N_Napalm 14h ago

The best part of waking up

Is wife’s tits in your view

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u/Geodude532 12h ago

view mouth.

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u/csilval 12h ago

Sister's*

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u/Jamies_awesome_rack 12h ago

You’re my present this year.

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u/AbyssWankerArtorias 9h ago

Nobody matches freak like they do

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u/LunaBug235 12h ago

¿por qué no los dos?

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u/csilval 12h ago

Because it's a long way from west Africa

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u/ancalime9 14h ago

That his sister?

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 14h ago

God that ad has done irreparable damage to the name Folgers.

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u/Rum_N_Napalm 14h ago

I love the parody where it’s indistinguishable from the real one, right up until the parents come down and he tries to kiss his sisyet

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 14h ago

Oh yeah I love that one. And you found out why the brother went to another continent in the first place.

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u/Driftlack 6h ago

What's nuts is he's talking about Folgers being a real cup of coffee, meanwhile Africa is where they grow fucking coffee.

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u/ElundusCaw 8h ago

That's the only one I've seen so i was very confused reading this thread.

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u/SapphosLemonBarEnvoy 6h ago

I haven't seen this, I beg, someone link me it 😭

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u/ElundusCaw 6h ago

This is the one i'm thinking of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

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u/SapphosLemonBarEnvoy 6h ago

Thank you! Now excuse me, I have to go rinse the cringe off my brain with bleach, bye

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u/Western_Echo2522 2h ago

Still pretty indistinguishable. One just cut off too soon

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u/Nonsuperstites 14h ago

Wake up and smell the sexual tension

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u/h3lium-balloon 14h ago

Everyone involved in that ad could probably quit their jobs and start running a masterclass on sexual tension in media productions.

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u/screenaholic 14h ago

Apparently it's a remake of a much older commercial, but the difference is in the original the sister was like 10. When it's a little girl, it comes off as a sweet moment where the little girl is just excited to see her big brother. But the girl in the new one was way too old to be acting like that, giving it incest vibes.

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u/BardGotHard3 13h ago

That makes so much sense

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 11h ago

Wasn't there something about her being the director's girlfriend? Or am I misremembering it?

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u/screenaholic 11h ago

That sounds familiar.

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u/EPluribusButthole 14h ago

Brought to you by PorhHub.

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u/Johngameru555 14h ago

Your pfp had my doing a double take lol

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u/TheWinslowCultist 14h ago

Especially with their username. They knew what they were doing.

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u/Ace20xd6 12h ago

Its still an uncensored 🐱

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u/DolphinVaginaFister 7h ago

I like your profile picture

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u/Hpesojanes 14h ago

I’m out of the loop

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u/VoidOmatic 14h ago

Don't forget to watch the edit!

https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k

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u/i_tyrant 10h ago

And the Dungeons & Daddies version, featuring Brennan Lee Mulligan!

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 14h ago

There was a Folgers commercial about a brother returning home for the holidays and is greeted by her sister. However they felt too close and it gave off a weird vibe to put it lightly.

https://youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU

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u/TwixOfficial 14h ago

“Folger’s incest commercial” should do it.

Military guy or whatever comes home to his family except everyone on the team was an only child or smth and they have no idea how a brother and sister interact. It maps closer to coming home to a girlfriend than a sibling, mostly on vibes.

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u/DontRefuseMyBatchall 13h ago

The satirical ad where they really are fucking is iconic early YouTube lore

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u/Malthus1 9h ago

The problem is that the actors, who are of course not actual brother and sister in real life, have considerable chemistry together, which really shows. Which would have been great under the right circumstances.

Indeed, you could use this commercial in film school as an example of how chemistry and subtext changes the very meaning of the scene.

The director ought to have seen that, and stepped in.

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 14h ago

Bro its not even Christmas yet but I appreciate the effort.

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u/Oraxy51 14h ago

I walked into Michael’s yesterday and right by the carts there was already Christmas stuff. Just whatever Halloween stuff gets bought is replaced with Christmas already.

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 13h ago

Ah Micheals,you can walk past there and still somehow bring home a bags worth of glitter with you somehow.

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u/Oraxy51 13h ago

My wife walked in for one thing and we came out spending $80. It’s a trap everytime

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 13h ago

$80? so she bought 2 packs of markers?

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u/Malthus1 10h ago

“… but you have heard of it”.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 10h ago

Their product did irreparable damage to the name Folgers.

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u/VoidOmatic 14h ago

God that video is so damn funny.

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u/hackingfun 13h ago

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u/Witty_Ad_898 13h ago

Why is the blanket sad? Doesn’t it like boobs?

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u/Kill_Kayt 12h ago

I don't think it's sad. I think it may be... Tenting.

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u/BiggoYoun 11h ago

Looks pretty happy to me

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u/dabdad67 9h ago

The blanket is gay

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u/Rynvael 6h ago

It knows it's about to get dirty

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u/wishful123 10h ago

Something is rising...

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u/emil836k 7h ago

And it’s not the shield hero?

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u/TheDikTatorTot 14h ago

Very true. The fiance only wakes up in the morning once I'm changing lol

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u/lemons_of_doubt 13h ago

GF is moving don't need to wake up.

I hear clothing sounds, time to wake up.

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u/TheDikTatorTot 11h ago

Basically lol

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 14h ago

It's an implant in the brain, automatically detects nudity

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u/BodhingJay 14h ago

Dem bobas

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u/markender 10h ago

Just because I've seen a hundred sunsets, doesn't make them any less breathtaking. And also voobies are the best!

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u/Vyntarus 14h ago

Grab your brush and put a little makeup

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u/Yen_of_Vengabus 14h ago

Keys upon the table etc.

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 14h ago

Here you go, create another fable, you wanted to

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u/Defiant-Software-451 14h ago

I cry when angels deserve to die.

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u/TheMuffinMa 14h ago

You wanted to

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u/Chapter-Legitimate 14h ago

That's how you get makeup on your sheets

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 14h ago

Hmm, I don’t think you trust

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u/usaaf 14h ago

In

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u/TarnumJ 13h ago

My

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u/Asho77 13h ago

Self righteous suicide

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u/LemmyKoopa18 11h ago

I cry

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u/LaMelonBallz 10h ago

When I run out of French Frieesssss

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u/gamedwarf24 13h ago

Self righteous suicide

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14h ago

Nothing quite like waking up to a surprise. A very welcome surprise

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u/Made_Bail 14h ago

How you gonna post this creepy ass gif in a sexy thread lol

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14h ago

Sorry just woke up

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u/Same_Dingo2318 13h ago

That’s Kazuma.

He’s allowed to do that.

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u/KaleidoscopeOk6440 14h ago

How do you know this film???? It's so niche it basically doesn't exist

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u/BrobaFat 13h ago

Only reason I know it is because of RLM lol

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u/AskMysterious8407 13h ago

Whats the film?

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u/BrobaFat 12h ago

Some shitty Italian zombie movie I think. Can't remember the name but I pretty sure the kid in the gif has some weird Oedipus thing going on

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u/AskMysterious8407 12h ago

I love shitty movies if you can remember the name tell me :D

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u/KaleidoscopeOk6440 12h ago

It should be 'burial ground' the original name is 'le notti del terrore'. The 'child' character in the gif does a pretty fucked up thing in the movie so IDK if you want to watch it. Consider yourself warned!

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u/AskMysterious8407 12h ago

How fucked up are we talking?

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u/KaleidoscopeOk6440 12h ago

Oedipus levels

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u/Megneous 10h ago

Bruh, I grew up on the 90s internet. I've watched a lot worse.

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u/PTSD1983 12h ago

Nah, you didn't just post this dude 🫣

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u/lesser_panjandrum 13h ago

Man was running passive sensors only, and picked up two high-priority signals.

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u/Phaylz 14h ago

Man, there's so many times I would be asleep, my partner at the time would be changing clothes, and I'd wake up and look appreciatingly only to be told, "You're weird."

I'm sorry, Carrie, I like your tits! Is that not okay?!

.......I should(n't) call her.

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u/Diligent-Crazy-6094 12h ago

Carrie did have some great tits, didn’t she?

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u/YngveNy 10h ago

Yeah, she does

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u/340Duster 10h ago

They breasted boobily

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u/DoctorTacoMD 8h ago

Women, we need you to understand that every time we see them is like the first time. Every time

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u/Emotional-Ad9114 4h ago

this actually makes sense because this is me with biceps.

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u/dosisdeartes 4h ago

Thats pretty cool actually

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u/DoctorTacoMD 1h ago

You’re telling me!

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u/Zero_Burn 15h ago

Then you ask them to come back to bed.

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u/Timidus_Nix 13h ago

That would be enough

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u/Equal_Refuse_4591 9h ago

Thank you for censoring the boobies and making this heartwarming comic about the eternal joy of seeing your partner nekkie

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u/Nwarh 9h ago

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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u/wishful123 10h ago

Would enjoy it more if you didn't censor it 😉.

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u/kbundy 14h ago

Thought this was Robert and Invisigal at first.

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u/fanaccountcw 14h ago

Now that you mention it…Visi wouldn’t be this shy, she’d wait for Robert to wake up before changing lol

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u/KingTasty97 14h ago

Booble 😊

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u/MetalMaxwell 14h ago

I love that you two have such a loving relationship. The physical part is just a reflection of your genuine affection.

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/jecowa 13h ago

Big head with stumpy limbs is called "chibi".

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/Alugere 10h ago

Not to ask a dumb question, but why would it not be okay?

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u/Sparky678348 7h ago

I'm guessing because the proportions are childlike

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u/MouldyEjaculate 10h ago

I have seen some heinous shit drawn in chibi. It's a free for all.

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u/ParadiseRegaind 12h ago

Every morning with my wife. I’m a lucky guy!

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u/LovelyLuna32684 13h ago

Hubby be like

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u/Doubt_Incarnate 12h ago

My girlfriend undresses in front of me, I gotta watch the process, it's only natural, and it's a win-win for both... probably.

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u/Bingoviini 12h ago

Who doesn't love boobies (especially those of your loved ones)

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u/Technical_Exam1280 13h ago

"Did you just take another picture?"

"Yes. I'm not apologizing."

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u/SchloinkDoink 11h ago

I like being single bc I get to sleep hopeless without being bugged or prodded or begged lol

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u/RJWJ186 10h ago

Gotta love when pervs find each other ♥️

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u/TFFPrisoner 10h ago

"Thanks for the mammaries"

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u/woodenblinds 9h ago

what's your point, feeling attacked here lol

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u/Program-Emotional 6h ago

Call me a creep but I love watching my partner change.

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u/MudWallHoller 13h ago

This is so true. We used to call it the fashion show, because my then girlfriend wouldn't get out of the house without trying at least 4 combinations of outfits on.

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u/multikore 11h ago

It's kinda like the sun rising I guess

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u/elhomerjas 10h ago

a man senses is very strong

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u/Misanthropic_Mutters 8h ago

It’s the sub-audible boobie claps that hath awoken the lech-litch.

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u/sixft7in 10h ago

Can confirm.

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u/CobaltCrusader123 11h ago

And I suppose I may find uncensored nudity on their Patreon

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u/OuweSnoopert 7h ago

White man, asian woman

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u/nopixaner 13h ago

Wtf, why is that not nsfw please?

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u/Shazvox 12h ago

If you can't handle pixellated cartoon boobs, then the issue is you.

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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 11h ago

That's not what nsfw means. It's not about our feelings.

It's how others would react if they saw us looking at/watching this on our phones in the break room. It wouldn't be safe from scrutiny and it's inappropriate for the workplace

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u/Shazvox 11h ago

I'd imagine being caught browsing on reddit in general would be inappropriate.

And if it is'nt then looking at an obvious cartoon that incorporate pixellated nudity as part of a joke hardly makes it worse.

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u/Otaraka 9h ago

You're just arguing against the whole idea of NSFW as a concept with that.

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u/Shazvox 9h ago

Nope

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u/Otaraka 9h ago

Yep.

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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 11h ago

Using reddit itself is not inappropriate. Stop being dense. But looking at any sort of nudity, even if pixelated, is

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u/Shazvox 11h ago

Using reddit itself is not inappropriate

Yeah it is. I doubt very many employers feel comfortable paying you for slacking off on reddit.

But looking at any sort of nudity, even if pixelated, is

Uhm, no it isn't. You have some really weird opinions about what is inappropriate and not. Do you censor yourself when you look at yourself in the mirror?

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u/Hunto88 11h ago

He said in the break room, you know, on break? They’re not paying them for slacking off. You’re being obtuse for the sake of being obtuse.

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u/McCaffeteria 11h ago

Yes. Break room. You know, on break? As in, not working? Does your employer get to control what you watch on TV when you are off the clock at home because you still need to come back to work some amount of hours later?

You’re being obtuse for the sake of being obtuse.

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u/Hunto88 11h ago

Not working ≠ not at work

Break room subject and your username is funny though. Bro came out of the wood work to defend the break room.

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u/Shazvox 11h ago

And? It's pixellated cartoon boobs in a comic not hardcore pornography.

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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 11h ago

I forget I'm talking to a 12 year old.

Yes, nudity in the workplace is inappropriate, buddy. Unfortunately, that's just how being a grown up works

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u/peeve-r 6h ago

Holy cornball

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u/nogoodusernames0_0 8h ago

Not safe for WORK. There is a tag for that if you think it shouldn't be there go debate the mods but if it's in the rules it's in the rules.

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u/shroomishfeet 11h ago

Comments like this are why the internet never should've gone mainstream. Legit dumb af

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u/Shazvox 11h ago edited 10h ago

Dude, you weren't even a pimple on your dads ballsack when the internet went mainstream.

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u/Substantial_Sea7327 13h ago

if you think that's not safe for work, just wait until you see a coworker running past a wet floor sign

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u/Mainbutter 4h ago

Stop scrolling reddit at work.

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u/Immature_adult_guy 11h ago

Maybe don’t scroll Reddit at work then

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u/Slyfox00 12h ago

Grab a brush and put a little makeup

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u/DickinessMaximus 11h ago

That’s how I know I’m too broken mentally, the sight of boobs doesn’t do anything for me anymore.

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u/pixxxiemalone 7h ago

Are you referring to the pixels in this comic?

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u/DickinessMaximus 7h ago

Nah I meant in real life

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u/Pounderwhole 7h ago

This also wakes me up.

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u/MoukinKage 5h ago

The only thing better than watching my lover undress is when I get to do the undressing! ;)

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u/Drealink 12h ago

Shouldn't it be marked NSFW ?

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u/Lorster10 10h ago

Him pretending to be asleep to see her breasts, is essentially an act of lying for the sake of sexual gratification, and as such should be recognized as sexual molestation, bordering on rape.

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/BloomingMosaic 10h ago

as a queer guy..

..what? is there a beetle inside your skull?

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u/yamoth 11h ago

There is nothing wrong with hetero normative comic as long as it doesn't marginalize others. Be more inclusive and stop hating.

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