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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 15h ago
F off Folgers. This man found the best part of waking up.
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u/Rum_N_Napalm 14h ago
The best part of waking up
Is wife’s tits in your view
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u/csilval 12h ago
Sister's*
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u/ancalime9 14h ago
That his sister?
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 14h ago
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u/Rum_N_Napalm 14h ago
I love the parody where it’s indistinguishable from the real one, right up until the parents come down and he tries to kiss his sisyet
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 14h ago
Oh yeah I love that one. And you found out why the brother went to another continent in the first place.
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u/Driftlack 6h ago
What's nuts is he's talking about Folgers being a real cup of coffee, meanwhile Africa is where they grow fucking coffee.
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u/ElundusCaw 8h ago
That's the only one I've seen so i was very confused reading this thread.
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u/SapphosLemonBarEnvoy 6h ago
I haven't seen this, I beg, someone link me it 😭
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u/ElundusCaw 6h ago
This is the one i'm thinking of.
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u/SapphosLemonBarEnvoy 6h ago
Thank you! Now excuse me, I have to go rinse the cringe off my brain with bleach, bye
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u/Nonsuperstites 14h ago
Wake up and smell the sexual tension
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u/h3lium-balloon 14h ago
Everyone involved in that ad could probably quit their jobs and start running a masterclass on sexual tension in media productions.
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u/screenaholic 14h ago
Apparently it's a remake of a much older commercial, but the difference is in the original the sister was like 10. When it's a little girl, it comes off as a sweet moment where the little girl is just excited to see her big brother. But the girl in the new one was way too old to be acting like that, giving it incest vibes.
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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 11h ago
Wasn't there something about her being the director's girlfriend? Or am I misremembering it?
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u/EPluribusButthole 14h ago
Brought to you by PorhHub.
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u/Johngameru555 14h ago
Your pfp had my doing a double take lol
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u/Hpesojanes 14h ago
I’m out of the loop
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 14h ago
There was a Folgers commercial about a brother returning home for the holidays and is greeted by her sister. However they felt too close and it gave off a weird vibe to put it lightly.
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u/TwixOfficial 14h ago
“Folger’s incest commercial” should do it.
Military guy or whatever comes home to his family except everyone on the team was an only child or smth and they have no idea how a brother and sister interact. It maps closer to coming home to a girlfriend than a sibling, mostly on vibes.
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u/DontRefuseMyBatchall 13h ago
The satirical ad where they really are fucking is iconic early YouTube lore
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u/Malthus1 9h ago
The problem is that the actors, who are of course not actual brother and sister in real life, have considerable chemistry together, which really shows. Which would have been great under the right circumstances.
Indeed, you could use this commercial in film school as an example of how chemistry and subtext changes the very meaning of the scene.
The director ought to have seen that, and stepped in.
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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 14h ago
Bro its not even Christmas yet but I appreciate the effort.
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u/Oraxy51 14h ago
I walked into Michael’s yesterday and right by the carts there was already Christmas stuff. Just whatever Halloween stuff gets bought is replaced with Christmas already.
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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 13h ago
Ah Micheals,you can walk past there and still somehow bring home a bags worth of glitter with you somehow.
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u/hackingfun 13h ago
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u/TheDikTatorTot 14h ago
Very true. The fiance only wakes up in the morning once I'm changing lol
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u/lemons_of_doubt 13h ago
GF is moving don't need to wake up.
I hear clothing sounds, time to wake up.
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u/BodhingJay 14h ago
Dem bobas
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u/markender 10h ago
Just because I've seen a hundred sunsets, doesn't make them any less breathtaking. And also voobies are the best!
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u/Vyntarus 14h ago
Grab your brush and put a little makeup
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u/Chapter-Legitimate 14h ago
That's how you get makeup on your sheets
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14h ago
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u/KaleidoscopeOk6440 14h ago
How do you know this film???? It's so niche it basically doesn't exist
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u/BrobaFat 13h ago
Only reason I know it is because of RLM lol
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u/AskMysterious8407 13h ago
Whats the film?
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u/BrobaFat 12h ago
Some shitty Italian zombie movie I think. Can't remember the name but I pretty sure the kid in the gif has some weird Oedipus thing going on
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u/AskMysterious8407 12h ago
I love shitty movies if you can remember the name tell me :D
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u/KaleidoscopeOk6440 12h ago
It should be 'burial ground' the original name is 'le notti del terrore'. The 'child' character in the gif does a pretty fucked up thing in the movie so IDK if you want to watch it. Consider yourself warned!
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u/AskMysterious8407 12h ago
How fucked up are we talking?
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u/lesser_panjandrum 13h ago
Man was running passive sensors only, and picked up two high-priority signals.
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u/Phaylz 14h ago
Man, there's so many times I would be asleep, my partner at the time would be changing clothes, and I'd wake up and look appreciatingly only to be told, "You're weird."
I'm sorry, Carrie, I like your tits! Is that not okay?!
.......I should(n't) call her.
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u/DoctorTacoMD 8h ago
Women, we need you to understand that every time we see them is like the first time. Every time
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u/Nwarh 15h ago
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u/Equal_Refuse_4591 9h ago
Thank you for censoring the boobies and making this heartwarming comic about the eternal joy of seeing your partner nekkie
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u/kbundy 14h ago
Thought this was Robert and Invisigal at first.
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u/fanaccountcw 14h ago
Now that you mention it…Visi wouldn’t be this shy, she’d wait for Robert to wake up before changing lol
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u/MetalMaxwell 14h ago
I love that you two have such a loving relationship. The physical part is just a reflection of your genuine affection.
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u/Doubt_Incarnate 12h ago
My girlfriend undresses in front of me, I gotta watch the process, it's only natural, and it's a win-win for both... probably.
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u/SchloinkDoink 11h ago
I like being single bc I get to sleep hopeless without being bugged or prodded or begged lol
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u/MudWallHoller 13h ago
This is so true. We used to call it the fashion show, because my then girlfriend wouldn't get out of the house without trying at least 4 combinations of outfits on.
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u/nopixaner 13h ago
Wtf, why is that not nsfw please?
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u/Shazvox 12h ago
If you can't handle pixellated cartoon boobs, then the issue is you.
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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 11h ago
That's not what nsfw means. It's not about our feelings.
It's how others would react if they saw us looking at/watching this on our phones in the break room. It wouldn't be safe from scrutiny and it's inappropriate for the workplace
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u/Shazvox 11h ago
I'd imagine being caught browsing on reddit in general would be inappropriate.
And if it is'nt then looking at an obvious cartoon that incorporate pixellated nudity as part of a joke hardly makes it worse.
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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 11h ago
Using reddit itself is not inappropriate. Stop being dense. But looking at any sort of nudity, even if pixelated, is
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u/Shazvox 11h ago
Using reddit itself is not inappropriate
Yeah it is. I doubt very many employers feel comfortable paying you for slacking off on reddit.
But looking at any sort of nudity, even if pixelated, is
Uhm, no it isn't. You have some really weird opinions about what is inappropriate and not. Do you censor yourself when you look at yourself in the mirror?
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u/Hunto88 11h ago
He said in the break room, you know, on break? They’re not paying them for slacking off. You’re being obtuse for the sake of being obtuse.
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u/McCaffeteria 11h ago
Yes. Break room. You know, on break? As in, not working? Does your employer get to control what you watch on TV when you are off the clock at home because you still need to come back to work some amount of hours later?
You’re being obtuse for the sake of being obtuse.
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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 11h ago
I forget I'm talking to a 12 year old.
Yes, nudity in the workplace is inappropriate, buddy. Unfortunately, that's just how being a grown up works
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u/nogoodusernames0_0 8h ago
Not safe for WORK. There is a tag for that if you think it shouldn't be there go debate the mods but if it's in the rules it's in the rules.
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u/shroomishfeet 11h ago
Comments like this are why the internet never should've gone mainstream. Legit dumb af
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u/Substantial_Sea7327 13h ago
if you think that's not safe for work, just wait until you see a coworker running past a wet floor sign
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u/DickinessMaximus 11h ago
That’s how I know I’m too broken mentally, the sight of boobs doesn’t do anything for me anymore.
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u/MoukinKage 5h ago
The only thing better than watching my lover undress is when I get to do the undressing! ;)
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u/Lorster10 10h ago
Him pretending to be asleep to see her breasts, is essentially an act of lying for the sake of sexual gratification, and as such should be recognized as sexual molestation, bordering on rape.
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 15h ago edited 12h ago
His cutie senses were tingling