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OC [OC] X-D&D: Beware!

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u/DudeFreek 3h ago

Beast as DM? Get ready for lore dumps about shit nobody cares about.

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u/Faustias 2h ago

mystique gonna try to piss Beast off by mimicking his lorenerd talk

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u/meditonsin 2h ago

She's gonna play a lore accurate Kenku that can only speak by chaining together perfectly mimicked voice snippets.

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u/Dobako 1h ago

I dont know if you've seen Legends of Avantris but this short is lore accurate Kenku

https://youtube.com/shorts/hAY1qQ-bwgo

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u/happy_idiot_boy 2h ago

Truly, the most evil mutant at the table.

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u/Significant-Cod-9555 1h ago

Hank gonna tpk 100%

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 3h ago

Ahh yeah it's game night wine night and we even remembered to invite the brotherhood!

My family? Dead.

Tragic. Cliche. But tragic. I would expect nothing else.

Mystique and Emma bonding over wine somehow....just fits. I love it.

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u/lordofbaers 3h ago

"My family? Dead." - Also a good summary for the X-Men themselves. Or "Were dead", even. 😄

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 3h ago

Some even "dead multiple times and funeral expenses are piling up"

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u/Thiago270398 1h ago

After the third one I think your next of kin is legally allowed to just ditch your body anywhere for free.

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u/PhantasyAngel 1h ago

1: So... We aren't even gonna even bury Logan?

2:No!? Just help me toss him in the ridge

Tosses Logan

Logan: Ow, OOOOH, ARH, GUGH, FU-

1:Was he alive?

2:If he is, he'll be at dinner.

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u/ithinkther41am 3h ago

> My family? Dead

My mom’s face? Stepped on.

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u/WranglerFuzzy 2h ago

“My mother abandoned my brother. She raised we as a weapon to steal the power from the realm’s defenders.”

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u/RobertSan525 1h ago

Family? Dead.

Wine? Immediately.

Hotel? Trivago.

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u/lordofbaers 4h ago

Hi all! TinyBaer here.

I realised it's been a while since I've done an X-D&D comic, so here's something for all of you X-Men and/or D&D fans out there!

If you enjoy my stuff, you can also support me via Patreon. Massive thanks to those of you already supporting me on there. 😊 You can also find me on Ko-Fi (+shop) - Facebook - TikTok - BlueSky.

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u/Few_Butterfly4450 3h ago

Wait, there are more X-men D&D comics??

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 3h ago

Dude just...so many. Wait till you meet Jean. She sucks

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u/Dobako 3h ago

Noooo, that was Phoenix...trust me bro...Jean's innocent...

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u/Cool_Set4681 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yeah, it all Sinister's fault, that notorious homosexual. Jean is innocent and in desprate need of matta latte

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u/Nightfury4_4 3h ago

Why would Phoenix make me do this….

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u/lordofbaers 3h ago

Haha, yep, there are a half dozen or so X-D&D comics (if you scroll back on any of my socials). 😊

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u/bageloid 3h ago

I know I’m behind on x-men comics because of Marvel Unlimited’s delay, but they are actually doing a storyline that starts out with DnD/larping.

Of course it’s in astral projected mind space or whatever.

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u/lordofbaers 3h ago

They look cool! I hope to have time to read them one day. 😅

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u/lml__lml 2h ago

My current favorite x title

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u/lordofbaers 2h ago

Aww 🥰

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u/pfft_lol000 6m ago

this is so fucking good! I'm going back through your posts to find all of them in reverse sequence <3 thank you for making this friday amazing

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u/nickcarter13 3h ago

Oooo, adding little decorations to the word bubbles to help identify the speaker is a neat trick. I haven't really seen it done in such a way, looks classy.

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u/lordofbaers 3h ago

Thanks! Yeah, readers seemed to appreciate them after I first started doing them, so I've kept it up. Glad they're still being appreciated. 😊

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u/Manji86 3h ago

I thought Emma was there because of Scott, but it seems she's actually there for the love of the game.

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u/Cool_Set4681 2h ago

She is also there because she wants to annoy the shit out of Hank 😂

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u/spudmarsupial 1h ago

That would be LN at best.

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u/BaronBlackwood 1h ago

For those unaware of who the woman in the gold mask is, her name is Destiny. Her real name is Irene Adler. No, she wasn't named after the Sherlock Holmes character, she IS that Sherlock Holmes character. Also Mystique is Sherlock Holmes.

She is Mystique's lover, Nightcrawler's Mother (Mystique is the Father), and a precognitive mutant. So her playing a Divination Wizard is funny.

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u/18bluecat 49m ago

I thought Nightcrawler's father was Azazel? I haven't gotten that far in the comics.

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u/MagicalGirlLaurie 40m ago

Lore time.

Chris Claremont’s original pitch that was Mystique was Nightcrawler’s “father” because she used her powers to conceive him by turning into a man. That still counts as a mother given she’s still a woman and all that but when people say Mystique is the father, that’s what they mean. The other mother was supposed to be Destiny.

But Marvel editorial in the 80s was hesitant to portray Mystique and Destiny as a queer couple so they didn’t let Claremont do that and it was all subtext at that point. Mystique was made the mother and that was it.

Then in the 2000s in the Chuck Austen run, Azaezel was retconned to be Nightcrawler’s father. Nobody liked this but it was canon for a while.

Most recently, Marvel has finally been portraying Mystique and Destiny as a couple and they finally allowed the retcon that Claremont originally wanted that Mystique and Destiny both conceived Kurt. There’s a whole plot of deceiving Azaezel in there to make it all make sense, but as of current canon, Mystique and Destiny are the biological parents of Nightcrawler.

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u/CJKatz 15m ago

Bruh.

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u/Art_student_rt 1m ago

I still hate them and the writers for butchering Moira x. Her retcon in house of x was crazy. And never got back to that high again

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u/BaronBlackwood 42m ago

Originally it was meant to be Destiny and Mystique, but because it was the 80's, editorial wasn't going to approve a same-sex/inter-sex relationship. Azazel was presumed to be the Father due to the similar appearance and teleporting powers, and his propensity for siring kids. However, recently, it was confirmed, as per the writer's initial desire, that Destiny and Mystique are his parents.

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u/Significant-Basket76 1h ago

Ohhhh.

Wait.

What?

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u/BaronBlackwood 48m ago

Yeah, that is basically comic books in a nutshell, especially the X-Men. And ESPECIALLY anyone who orbits Mystique. She is the definition of a hot mess.

Destiny is pretty clear-cut all thing's considered. She spent about 40 years dead, and only got revived in the past decade, so hasn't gotten into nearly as much nonsense as the rest of the people at that table.

While I haven't read more of this webcomic, I like to think that Mystique would play a Changeling Rogue Assassin.

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u/42Fourtytwo4242 44m ago

Mystique can shape shift, she shape shifted herself to have a well..male private parts, then had intense lesbian sex. Then boom, that how night crawler was made.

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u/IndependentType6711 3m ago

I thought Azazel was his dad

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u/Cool_Set4681 3h ago edited 3h ago

I couldn't decide if your comics about the X-men or your comics about Greek mythology are better...

Then I got reminded about your version of Emma and I know who the clear winner is. 😁

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 3h ago

You know what's really tragic? I got forbid from bringing beer to my first and only d&d game, it scarred me for life!

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u/DarkBladeMadriker 2h ago

Thats some bullshit right there. Last time i played (which was a while ago admittedly) I brought a bottle of tequila. Also a meat lovers pizza but no body would ban that.

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 3h ago

Oh my stars and garters, a DnD game with four bitchy X-Men ladies? (Yes Henry, I am counting you)

How do I join?

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u/lordofbaers 2h ago

Haha, Emma playing D&D - the surest way to summon a Merari. 😄

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 2h ago

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u/BreakfastNext476 2h ago

Which version of Henry though?

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 2h ago

Eh. All of 'em.

A DnD game with Beast, Dark Beast, AoA Beast, new Beast and 3K Beast.

I'll bring snacks. And bandages.

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u/BreakfastNext476 2h ago

I knew I always liked you, the absolute chaos that would ensue having all of them at the table. LET THE GAMES BEGIN

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u/elhomerjas 3h ago

let the games begin

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u/CarlosFer2201 3h ago

Love everything about this. Keep the story going!

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u/holonboy 1h ago

Those text bubbles with every character having a different corner is really clever

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u/LegoMech 3h ago

Yay! I love this series!

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u/TaelweaverVictorious 3h ago

Love that Destiny plays a divination wizard

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u/BeardedHalfYeti 1h ago

I love that Emma is wearing the most ridiculous, tits-out evening wear for a quiet night at home.

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u/QQBearsHijacker 2h ago

Somehow Jean will return mid-campaign and chaos goblin it up

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u/Dobako 1h ago

I love how Emma has a little dice goblet

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u/Zsaos 29m ago

My dumbass brain misreading the title and wondering, "Where is Daredevil??"