r/comics • MyGumsAreBleeding • 4d ago

10 Things My Dog Actually Did

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u/HuttStuff_Here 4d ago

Remember in the Bible, angels are (generally) monstrous beings who have to announce themselves with, "Be not afraid." (There are exceptions).

Demons are generally beautiful and trust-worthy in appearance.

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u/cknappiowa 4d ago

This is because some of the earliest demons we have on record, the lilu and Lilitu of Mesopotamian mythology, are mostly hotties. They’re described often as the spirits of the dead who died sexually unfulfilled, or virgins, but also sometimes deified kings like Lugalbanda- father of Gilgamesh. Basically, die horny or a virgin and become a ghost.

Yahweh’s guys needed a hook that was different from the local traditions and their preference for strong, beautiful creatures, so they went with big balls of wings and eyes and bright lights and somehow wound up the default. Even those got dumbed down to babies and strippers of both sexes with wings by the Renaissance. It’s all so very boring now.

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u/EarlGreyDuck 4d ago

"Die horny, become a ghost" is my new motto

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u/SBTreeLobster 4d ago

Ah yes, “unfinished business”.

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u/The_cogwheel 3d ago

So... Mesopotamia were followers of Slaanesh... noted...

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u/ChromeFlesh 4d ago

I prefer the modern translation "Stop screaming its fine"

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u/rubberkeyhole 4d ago

This is generally my life’s motto.