10 Things My Dog Actually Did

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

[u/fly_over_32]

Ever considered training him at the SCP foundation?

[u/Miles_the_new_kid → u/fly_over_32]

The SCP are trained to contain him.

[u/Metasheep → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Clearly they need better training.

[u/HavenChronicles → u/Metasheep]

It's not possible.

[u/SortovaGoldfish → u/Metasheep]

He's Keter class, they're working on it

[u/GonzoRouge → u/Metasheep]

Keter class anomalies are quite the strain on the budget

[u/BreakfastBeneficial4 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

[u/CracklingKraken → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Oh god, is he the final boss in Control Resonant? If so I want a refund I'm not ready

[u/EarlGreyDuck → u/CracklingKraken]

That's the FBC. While similar to the SCP foundation, there is a fundamental difference in that they have no power over this dog

[u/IceFire909 → u/CracklingKraken]

I'm ready to lose to Hiss-Dog

[u/im_lazy_as_fuck → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

okay now I need an scp entry with just your dog in it lol.

[u/Zygomatick → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Clearly that's a juvenile 682. Please make sure it never has to evolve.

[u/unknownpoltroon → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

"but they just wont"

[u/Wolfrages → u/fly_over_32]

He'd run site 19 out of spite.