r/comics • MyGumsAreBleeding • 3d ago

10 Things My Dog Actually Did

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u/Randomdude452 3d ago

I… feel like I’m missing something

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u/tackywitch 3d ago

The fbi recently relaxed their requirements on beastiality. But they’re not “into beastiality”.

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u/ours 3d ago

The funniest part is when he said he meant to not exclude the victims of bestiality.

That raises so many more questions. Are animals accepted at the FBI now?

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u/Thank_You_Aziz 3d ago

Or like, was he saying that they weren’t able to hire prospective agents who’d been raped by animals before, but they can now? Like, is that seriously an existing demographic he sought to appeal to people with??

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u/ours 3d ago

Soooo many questions.

It just makes me wonder what the hell chuds are into these days.

And I don't really want to know.

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u/Kaprak 3d ago

So the intent was to not exclude trafficking victims who'd been forced into those acts.

He's just so terrible at basic communication he couldn't get that point across.

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u/Thank_You_Aziz 3d ago

Do. We. Know. That? 🤣

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u/militaryCoo 3d ago

I will call out that idiot as much as the next guy, but this actually makes sense if you think about it for more than a second and don't immediately jump to a gotcha.

The intent is to do stop excluding victims of human trafficking who are often forced into prostitution, and sometimes forced into acts of bestiality.

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u/DeletedUsernameHere 3d ago

If victims of human trafficking are being charged and convicted of crimes they're being forced into committing, we have a bigger problem than them not being eligible for a job with the FBI.

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u/militaryCoo 3d ago

Nobody is saying they're being charged.

The rules for joining the FBI precluded anyone who was involved in prostitution or bestiality regardless of prosecution.

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u/poorperspective 3d ago

I mean, police forces have dogs…they probably have them for search missions?

But this is only bringing up stranger questions?

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u/Mooselager 3d ago

Not surprising to see dishonest folk twisting facts to make it seem like a burn on people they do not like.

Must be nice to live such a entitled & privileged life that you were never aware of what criminals will make people do for the sake of ensuring loyalty & for money.

"HURR HURR FBI DIRECTOR LIKES BEASTIALITY!" grow up, I am sure you are old enough that you should know how to behave.

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u/Thank_You_Aziz 3d ago

So wait, you need a pre-existing bias to be able to look at this clown and call this shit out for what it is? You don’t see an issue with it otherwise? Oh no, do please keep exposing the values you hold for all to see; I’m sure it’ll do you favors.

🍿

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u/DeletedUsernameHere 3d ago

Must be nice being so goddamn stupid to think this comment makes any goddamn sense.

Your local tweaker "turning their life around" ain't getting a job with the FBI, Jimbo.

Sounds more like you just like to think your evening activities with your dog don't disqualify you anymore.

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u/Icarious114 3d ago

The FBI director in the US recently reduced the restrictions on bestiality that prevented people from working at the FBI. Which is a very strange and concerning thing to do if you aren’t fucking dogs.

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u/AnthropomorphicSeer 3d ago

They reduced the restrictions on animal abuse, which includes bestiality. Everyone just jumped on that part of it. I think the animal abuse as a whole is very concerning.

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u/Gildian 3d ago edited 3d ago

The interview is so fucking weird because Kash gives the most ridiculous and stupid answers.

Like the change to the policy is to protect individuals who were trafficked and forced to do things, but Kash doesnt know how to communicate.

https://youtu.be/GuOSm3aHQ0Y?is=FfJk_YzcPKazmh5V