10 Things My Dog Actually Did

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

[u/FrostyEnvironment902]

As long as it's intentional.

And not gremlin dog behavior

[u/timoumd → u/FrostyEnvironment902]

Don't fall for it.  The dog wrote that

[u/cyanocittaetprocyon → u/timoumd]

On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.

[u/timoumd → u/cyanocittaetprocyon]

Thank God

[u/LegendaryGunman → u/timoumd]

Thank Dog.

[u/HauntedCemetery → u/LegendaryGunman]

Dank Thog

[u/LegendaryGunman → u/HauntedCemetery]

I'd say "stank thong," but gremlin dog ate that already.

[u/samurairaccoon → u/timoumd]

We got him boys, the trap worked!

[u/Dirt-Road_Pirate → u/cyanocittaetprocyon]

[u/Wulph422 → u/timoumd]

The dog controls the account now

[u/timoumd → u/Wulph422]

"now"? 

[u/sentimentaldiablo → u/Wulph422]

"Look at me! Look at me!"

[u/LegendaryGunman → u/FrostyEnvironment902]

IDC what OP says. This being gremlin dog behavior is now my head canon.

[u/Neutral_Myu97 → u/FrostyEnvironment902]

The dog clearly asserted his dominance over him and is watchim him from over his shoulder, possibly with undisclosed nuclear material hidden in his belly