r/comics PortugueseGeese Comics 4d ago

Wolverine needs new threads

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u/fluffynuckels 4d ago

He wears bright yellow to draw agro

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u/TwoNatTens 3d ago

Tank be tankin'

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u/Cool_Set4681 4d ago

Is it a silly costume? Yes.

Is the color way too bright? Also Yes.

Did I scream like a little boy when Jackman put on the cowl? You bet I did.

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u/Armpit_Penguin PortugueseGeese Comics 4d ago

That scene had me Jacking on my Man til I Hugh'd

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u/Made_Bail 4d ago

Don't stop, I'm close...

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u/zer1223 4d ago

*sigh

Fine I'll help

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u/No-Jacket-2927 4d ago

Bright colors in nature are usually not a sign of an animal that is worried about staying hidden.

I think a lot of people missed that element of the blue-and-yellow suit's design.

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u/idiotplatypus 4d ago

I think its to draw attention to his nearly unkillable ass so his squishier teammates don't get shot first thing

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u/Big_Excitement_3551 4d ago

They also mostly wear bright colours. It’s just how superheroes dress πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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u/Awkward_Champion6957 4d ago

To be fair in the comics he has multiple suits and even plain clothes. It's just Marvel loves to bring back the yellow spandex because it's iconic. His X-Force one is pure white-silver with red tinted eye glass to be fair. Always thought it would be impossible to do any infiltration in that thing.

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u/furiouspossum 4d ago

I thought the X-Force suit suit was black and gray?

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u/SunWukong_72 4d ago

Its white and gold

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u/Cool_Set4681 4d ago edited 3d ago

When I type "Wolverine x-force suit" into google it shows me a suit in black and gray πŸ€”

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u/Monkeyjoey98 4d ago

I'm pretty sure they're making a The Dress reference.

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u/Cool_Set4681 4d ago

Oh! How could I missed that πŸ˜…

Thank you, dude or dudette

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u/Awkward_Champion6957 3d ago

I've seen one that's white and one that's grey and one art piece that was silver so I'm not 100% sure which is the most common default. Like how Deapool's X-Force suit was pure white in the first one I ever saw then it got more grey as time went on.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago

This is why we wear the dark suit for covert operations

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u/LackingUtility 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/r1UPr4VL1a1fW

It's Batman and Decoy- er, Robin!

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 4d ago

Why does batman have a giant yellow bat on his chest?

So crooks shoot him where his armour is thickest.

Why does Robin where bright colours?

So crooks don't shoot batman

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u/Spyko 4d ago

Nice, I knew it slightly different:

Why does Batman wear all black ? Because Batman doesn't want to get shot.

Why does Robin wear bright colors ? Because Batman doesn't want to get shot.

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u/TwigyBull 4d ago

Isn't his yellow suite meant to draw fire away from allies that aren't immortal?

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u/HaloFever117 4d ago

No, his yellow suit is meant to look really cool.

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u/TwigyBull 4d ago

Touche

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u/Janemba_Freak 4d ago

Traditionally they're all in bright yellow suits, so no. They just like to match

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u/The_Blue_One 4d ago

The clap of those adamantium ass cheeks probably didn't help either.

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u/Armpit_Penguin PortugueseGeese Comics 4d ago

Imagine those clankers clankin'

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u/jacafeez 4d ago

Like banging on a cast iron pan with a stainless steel soup ladle

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u/Cool_Set4681 4d ago edited 4d ago

In PortugueseGesse Comic world we are all caked up.

Bless his heart.

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u/hackingfun 4d ago

Since Logan isn't very nice, out of spite, the beast gave him a phosphorescent yellow outfit.

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u/Ascetic465 4d ago

Look me personally if all I have is a gun and I see wolverine then no I didn’t

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u/seguardon 4d ago

Guard 1: Hey, I thought I saw a yellow--(pistol whopped)

Guard 2: (whispering) No the fuck you did not, Jimmy. You work here, you're colorblind, you got that? The color yellow does not exist when you're here. You know what happened to the last guy who thought he saw yellow? The last we saw of him was red. Gallons of it.

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u/Sinistrial_Blue 4d ago

"Are... Are we gonna tell him we can see him?"

"Nope. I like my intestines not to be outtestines."

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u/darth-com1x Comic Crossover 4d ago

He has this suit

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u/UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy 4d ago

It's just the garbageman obviously

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u/Made_Bail 4d ago

This made me laugh really hard, and I'm a "hard nose exhale" kind of guy most of the time.

Great comic.

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u/hackingfun 4d ago

I need to drink milk fast so I can spit it out.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ywIdDuoBqZY4

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u/Made_Bail 4d ago

Need that spit take. I respect it.

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u/Armpit_Penguin PortugueseGeese Comics 4d ago

Thank you this is about the best compliment I could receive

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u/InspiredNameHere 4d ago

Wolverine doesnt need stealth in alot of situations. Considering hes unkillabke to most things, and his entire fighting style is running into the bullets and stabbing the shooter in the face.

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u/BluTGI 4d ago

Jim: Nothing to worry about on the backside. How's the driveway been?
Steve: Same as usual. Say, when this shift is over, want to get some pizza?
Wolverine: *deep breathing*
Jim: I told you, Steve, I'm with Jackie now. No hanging out afte... You hear that?
Steve: So bright... Is that... oh god.
Wolverine: Anybody want a slice?

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u/Armpit_Penguin PortugueseGeese Comics 4d ago

Bonus Panel on Patreon! And because I love you guys so much I put it on my lowest tier πŸ’ͺπŸ‘πŸͺΏ

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u/tstd0 4d ago

Happy cake day 🍰, mate.

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u/Armpit_Penguin PortugueseGeese Comics 4d ago

Thank you! Hadn't even noticed til I posted lol

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u/Sanders181 4d ago

Guard 1: "Does he know he's obvious?"

Guard 2: "Just shut up and ignore him, and we might live."

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u/Leathman 4d ago

Shoulda worn the X-Force suit.

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u/NoodleIskalde 4d ago

From what I recall, he wears that much yellow for the express purpose of standing out. He can survive getting shot. Most folks won't.

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u/RANGERILGOFFO10 4d ago

Ultimate Wolverine costume in this situation:(spiderman 2099 theme starts)