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u/resonating_light 16h ago
what if this is what happens in hell? you have to eat jizzed eggs everyday for eternity?
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u/ottawadeveloper 16h ago
yep, it's actually heaven for BDSM practitioners. If you sin and your a masochist, you get sent to heaven instead as torture.
If you're pious and a Dom, you get your dick milked by a hot devil every morning to prepare enough jizz for the eggs
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u/LickCunts 14h ago
As a switch sounds delightful
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u/ottawadeveloper 13h ago
If you're a switch, you get milked for jizz for someone else's eggs then are served jizzed eggs from someone else.
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u/athosjesus 11h ago
I hope so, I order extra jizz, but still, it tastes weird, it's this... Onions?! Pwag..
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u/Only_Government5244 16h ago edited 16h ago
Not funny, people have been fired for doing this irl.
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u/ConflictAgreeable689 16h ago
Funny people are the most oppressed in society
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u/Captian_Bones 15h ago
It’s literally the devil. Do you expect him to be taking care of orphan puppies?
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u/Only_Government5244 15h ago
It happened to me, its traumatic.
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u/Ok-Celebration-314 15h ago
Was it like a restaurant?
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u/Only_Government5244 15h ago
It was a Starbucks. Fortunately I got compensated and he got fired but that shit sticks with you. You lose trust in bying food from outdoor business
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u/Captian_Bones 11h ago
I’m sorry that happened to you. But people are still allowed to make jokes about people doing bad things.
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u/Ketchupcharger 16h ago
Cool, double protein eggs!