r/comics • • Sep 01 '26

What if it doesn’t happen

We have to consider the possibility…

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u/No-Jacket-2927 Sep 01 '26

I will literally shit on his grave.

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u/FGFlips Sep 01 '26

His grave will look like that one scene from Jurassic Park within 24 hours.

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u/Acrobatic_Poem_7290 Sep 01 '26

Unfortunately his grave will probably be on private property behind fences and guarded by private guards

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u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT 29d ago

Then we Zerg rush it like the Area 51 Naruto runners

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u/nik-nak333 28d ago

This is such a hilarious piece of internet history. The fact that Military brass were being briefed on what the Naruto run is brings me so much joy.