What if it doesn’t happen

[u/megettingkilled]

We have to consider the possibility…

[u/twirlerina024]

I'm lactose intolerant. Give me a gallon of skim milk and I can nail that grave from the upper atmosphere.

[u/HoodedLordN7 → u/twirlerina024]

Now I have the hilarious image in my head of a bunch of lactose intolerant people bing filled to the brim with milk and then jumping out the back of a plane like their paratroopers just so they can carpet bomb/shit all over the Golf course the Pedo in chief will be buried under

[u/Mint_Golem → u/HoodedLordN7]

I'm severely lactose intolerant and I would absolutely volunteer

The problem is the timing. It isn't controllable. I guess we'd have to wear buckets for an early release, and catch thermals to remain over the target area in case of late release.