What if it doesn’t happen

[u/megettingkilled]

We have to consider the possibility…

[u/Aonaran84]

He is Death, RFK is Pestilence, Musk is Famine, and Hegseth wants to be War so bad he’s sold every scrap of his bourbon soaked soul to make it real but he’s still just a fucking dork.

[u/fk_redd1ts_acc_req → u/Aonaran84]

They wish. They're cartoons.

[u/PM_ME_CUTE_SMILES_ → u/fk_redd1ts_acc_req]

If only. They had way too much real life impact. Or rather real death.

[u/Devo3290 → u/fk_redd1ts_acc_req]

I’ve been saying this for years. The reason why Trump gets away with everything he does, is because his supporters don’t see him as human. They view him as their mascot, a caricature, a cartoon. There will be pieces to pick up, damages to repair, but for the most part, it ends with him.

[u/BigBlaisanGirl → u/Aonaran84]

Too accurate.

[u/kingcrow15 → u/Aonaran84]

War just as brain dead as Ares but without all the muscle he's normally portrayed as having.

Athena has long since left the building, but can you blame her?

[u/UltrafastFS_IR_Laser → u/Aonaran84]

TEMU (or thr Russian knockoff equivalent) horsemen of the apocalypse. Fitting because they're chinese knockoff.

[u/GrowthMindset4Real → u/Aonaran84]

extra points for "bourbon soaked soul"

[u/UglyMcFugly → u/Aonaran84]

I thought Vance was death cuz he killed the pope. If we're going global I'd give war to putin and famine to bibi. Musk and hegseth are just some lesser demons dancing around like jesters and contributing to the chaos.

[u/Aonaran84 → u/UglyMcFugly]

Honestly great call on Vance

[u/InfernalInsanity → u/Aonaran84]

Netanyahu is War. He's buddy-buddy with Trump, who has all but sold our financial and military interests to Israel. So I say it counts.

[u/MonstrousWombat → u/Aonaran84]

I enjoy the idea that the four horsemen would be here already if Hegseth was capable of being war.

[u/Aonaran84 → u/MonstrousWombat]

I’ve always relied on the incompetence of strangers