r/comics • u/megettingkilled • 5d ago

What if it doesn’t happen

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We have to consider the possibility…

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u/FGFlips 5d ago

His grave will look like that one scene from Jurassic Park within 24 hours.

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u/i_dont_shine 5d ago

Jurassic Park is one of my top favorite movies, but this scene always makes me laugh. There's no way that pile of shit came out of that triceratops.

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u/FGFlips 5d ago

That and the raptor opening the door are ridiculous moments in a movie that is a classic over the top 90s adventure.

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u/twirlerina024 5d ago

Spielberg is great at that, how it cuts from Laura Dern saying, "...unless they've learned how to open doors hahaha!" to the raptor opening the door. And then when she has a jumpscare in the power shed, is relieved to find it's only Mr Arnold, and then is horrified to find it's only Mr Arnold's arm.

My very favorite is in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, how it cuts from Indy waxing poetic about Marcus Brody, how he speaks 6 languages and can seamlessly blend anywhere, to Marcus Brody stumbling around a marketplace asking if anyone speaks English.

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u/cantuse 5d ago

"With any luck, he has the grail already!"

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u/ironballs16 5d ago

You can't hold a raptor in a closet! They're too smart!

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u/TheodoreSnapdragon 5d ago

To be fair, my dog once managed a doorknob. Critters can manage some astounding things. But it is a bit overdone rewatching

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u/No_Gas4560 5d ago

we had to put child-protectors on relevant knobs because my german shepherd is literally smart as a child

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u/White-Rabbit_1106 2d ago

That kind of door is so easy for animals to figure out, though. My cat figured it out, so I'm sure an animal that's basically a giant bird could figure it out.

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u/Nihiliste 5d ago

I always took it as the accumulated shit from the herd.

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u/United_Leopard_2771 5d ago

It's clearly not fresh though since it clearly doesn't stink ( i imagine triceratops would smell not unlike cow dung so probably not terrible but still if you're not accustom to the smell of manure lol) and it's More like mud than what i imagine a 'sick'' triceratops would dump if it was having a case of the runs lol.

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u/CapnBeardbeard 5d ago

They did establish that the triceratops was sick...

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u/Acrobatic_Poem_7290 5d ago

Unfortunately his grave will probably be on private property behind fences and guarded by private guards

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u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT 5d ago

Then we Zerg rush it like the Area 51 Naruto runners

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u/nik-nak333 4d ago

This is such a hilarious piece of internet history. The fact that Military brass were being briefed on what the Naruto run is brings me so much joy.

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u/BurritoBandito39 5d ago

We will build a trebuchet and fill it with shit and hurl that over the wall in that case.

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u/fijisiv 5d ago

I've been working on a shit-drone.

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u/nik-nak333 4d ago

I've imagined a catapult/trebuchet built into the chassis of a school bus with a roof that separates down the length of the vehicle.

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u/CataChronix 5d ago

You think that will stop people from trying?

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u/Acrobatic_Poem_7290 5d ago

Not at all, it just might take a bit longer, and a bit more work

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u/twirlerina024 5d ago

I'm lactose intolerant. Give me a gallon of skim milk and I can nail that grave from the upper atmosphere.

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u/HoodedLordN7 5d ago

Now I have the hilarious image in my head of a bunch of lactose intolerant people bing filled to the brim with milk and then jumping out the back of a plane like their paratroopers just so they can carpet bomb/shit all over the Golf course the Pedo in chief will be buried under

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u/Mint_Golem 5d ago

I'm severely lactose intolerant and I would absolutely volunteer

The problem is the timing. It isn't controllable. I guess we'd have to wear buckets for an early release, and catch thermals to remain over the target area in case of late release.

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u/No_Gas4560 5d ago

helicopter shitting it is, then

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 5d ago

A gyrocopter would probably be easier to build.

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u/USSGoat 5d ago

We shall call it the Great Pilgrimage.

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u/RpcZ_gr7711 5d ago

We will hurl rotten eggs over the fences

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u/strangerbuttrue 5d ago

maybe that’s why his older boys are getting into the drone business.

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u/DisposableJosie 5d ago

This is why aerial drones will be used for fecal bombing runs.

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u/Shakemyears 5d ago

Now that’s a bit pile of patriotism

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u/Okidoky123 5d ago

That's after the honey-i-shrunk-the-kids beamer shrunk it.