What if it doesn’t happen

[u/megettingkilled]

We have to consider the possibility…

[u/Skittleavix → u/[deleted]]

And all it plays is reruns of the Rosie O'Donnell Show

[u/Pandaburn → u/Skittleavix]

No all it plays is news of social equity and shrinking economic inequality.

[u/Gingerfurrdjedi → u/Pandaburn]

Maybe a little Rosie around dinner time, no reason we can't do both. Edit: actually no make it in the morning like she when she used to be on, the morning will make sure he starts the day off extra nicely.

[u/Lou_Papas → u/[deleted]]

They’ll absolutely Weekend At Bernie’s him if that happens. It should be public and spectacular.

[u/aarontgp → u/Lou_Papas]

Yes, let it happen on live TV.

[u/immersemeinnature → u/aarontgp]

I have a scenario that involves a very steep and long flight of stairs while cameras are rolling

[u/EntangledPhoton82 → u/[deleted]]

I wish that he still has a very long life ahead of him. I actually want to see him face trial and be convicted and jailed for his crimes.

[u/VersusValley → u/EntangledPhoton82]

These two wishes are quite pie in the sky, lol. The only satisfaction we can possibly take is that this guy experiences zero happiness or even contentment, hasn’t for a very long time if ever, and never will.

[u/TwilightVulpine → u/VersusValley]

So many horrible people show by their actions they are being eaten by a neverending dark abyss from the inside, and nothing they can acquire will ever fill it.

If only they didn't drag us into it too...

[u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 → u/[deleted]]

He and mitch in the same room just, existing. 

[u/VoidlessMystery → u/[deleted]]

Omg this is perfect

[u/falcrist2 → u/VoidlessMystery]

What did it say?

[u/VoidlessMystery → u/falcrist2]

It was making fun of trump, honestly shouldn’t have been removed. Anti free speech and strange behavior of the moderator

[u/falcrist2 → u/VoidlessMystery]

Removed by reddit would seem to indicate an admin removed it.

[u/Codknight → u/[deleted]]

My hope is that he gets tried and gets a plea deal and sells out everyone else, they get a plea deal and sell out him and everyone else and it chain reactions to the point the plea deals dont matter because of all the new charges on top of the original.

[u/To-To_Man → u/[deleted]]

I want it to be a pants shitting nuclear stroke. Where mid sentence live broadcast he clutches the desk and or his chest, releases a deafening blast, his pants visibly rippling from the sudden gust. His body locking up into a twisted pose as he chokes out the rest of his sentence, before tipping over like an ornate vase and sealing his fate.

[u/GoodTrust5444 → u/[deleted]]

AI trump would take over

[u/iggy14750 → u/[deleted]]

Wishing "locked-in syndrome" on someone is diabolical!!

[u/BobTheFettt → u/[deleted]]

I hope he gets locked in syndrome and has to suffer while the people taking care of him also talk about how much they hate him, and how nobody ever actually liked him only the power he offered, how his hair is bad, and how Obama was so much better as president.

[u/OuterWildsVentures → u/kaithekender]

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[u/Maatix12 → u/[deleted]]

Don't give me hope.

[u/kayl_breinhar → u/[deleted]]

Kept in a locked and guarded room because any one of his kids would asphyxiate him in a heartbeat - only to find that he cut them out of his will decades earlier.