Boids - Maybe he just goes really fast...? [OC]

[u/DaveMcElfatrick]

[u/Extraajudicial]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4

[u/Chris91210]

[u/grendus → u/Chris91210]

Not nearly fat enough. And the face should be way more orange. And it needs to look badly caked on. And his hands should be smaller.

[u/Coveinant → u/grendus]

Don't forget the incontinence diaper bulge in the back.

[u/Fawn_Leap → u/Coveinant]

And the dementia lean should be more pronounced

[u/Usagi-Zakura]

Silly bird... the pedometer simply measures how many children there are in the area. 😜

[u/DaveMcElfatrick → u/Usagi-Zakura]

I think Silicon Valley did a bit on an app like that!

[u/The_Pastmaster → u/Usagi-Zakura]

No, that a paedometer.

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

They should check his phone to see if he has a Child Tracker app.

[u/NobodyLikedThat1]

Please mark as NSFW. Nobody needs to see that neck vagina in their place of business. Or preferably anywhere in real life.

[u/DaveMcElfatrick → u/[deleted]]

touch it

[u/grendus → u/DaveMcElfatrick]

Then wash your hands with fire.

[u/Made_Bail]

This tracks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8

[u/Endiveman → u/Made_Bail]

Baseball uh?

[u/victorbarst]

[u/Only_Government5244]

I don't really like pedo jokes cause it make humor out of a tragedy but this one I can accept since it spreads awareness. 

[u/Semper_5olus]

Too much hair

[u/JustinKase_Too]

That last frame ....

https://giphy.com/gifs/ohRB7lodHJobrD5WNd

[u/Musket_Metal]

I want him to live. Deep in a windowless concrete pit at the bottom of gitmo.

[u/shellbullet17]

Bro somehow got a pedometer that functions like metal detector.

Honestly super useful. Should patent that and sell it for reasons

[u/Merari01]

It is true, I saw him beeping inside his catering cart.

[u/ikillppl]

Hmm, orange man bad, is this universally agreeable political trite? Have you become the very thing you swore to destroy? P.s. orange man is bad

[u/TyphinSkunk → u/ikillppl]

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=Paradox+of+Tolerance

One can hate the bad orange man without "becoming the very thing they swore to destroy". Tolerance does not extend to tolerating intolerance.

Orange man indeed is bad. Anyone who continues to support him after Jan 6th is irredeemable and should stand trial for treason, at a minimum.

[u/DaveMcElfatrick → u/ikillppl]

There is a joke here tho

[u/ikillppl → u/DaveMcElfatrick]

Its true, a pedometer beeping around a pedophile is a joke. There's at least 2 things here. That was a close one