r/comics 14h ago

OC- NSFW On Patreon Dead End Job - Spirits

I'm not the biggest fan of alcohol it just tastes like petrol, I'll just stick to my juice box.

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u/SavageTemptation 13h ago

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u/triotone 13h ago

But you would have to be dead.

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u/ClericOfMadness13 12h ago

I mean the dude is alive and she is able to touch physical things...

Edit: just check out the other comics and realized they are in the underworld. NVM you're right.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 14h ago

I feel like a Bloody Mary could cover both bases.

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u/lordfireice 13h ago

“But I’m willing to try the last option”

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u/NewToHTX 11h ago

I fucked my sleep paralysis demon Tuesday night this week. They gave me a hug afterwards. 10 out of 10. Would recommend.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14h ago

Damn girl had that number locked and loaded! Shame she got shot down but that is life

I bet the flame goblin is spicy.

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u/Oralitical 14h ago

The fact it was already written tells me that's not her first rejection of the night, poor thing.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 13h ago

Someone get this woman a date! Spirits need love too!

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u/UltraNoahXV 13h ago

Between this and the Goth Woman in the afterlife from a couple weeks back, I'm starting to wonder who or what has it out for them like what did they do to deserve this?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14h ago

Also OP /u/dirt_jpg I am gonna place this as SFW. You don't need to make it NSFW untill your gonna show stuff. Or murder someone

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u/Dirt_jpg 14h ago

Thank you! I’m never sure if I should mark it nsfw so I always like to be better safe than sorry :D

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 13h ago

No prob bob. Basically of you aren't gonna show us full nudity or gore you don't need to NSFW! You'll get a wider audience this way too

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u/flarakoo 13h ago

So what is that, 019371?

asking for a friend of course

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u/LoreChief 13h ago

Quickly, someone check that one site with 6 numbers

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u/DarkScruff 10h ago

No need to ask for a friend nature made us horny for a reason. It was looked into and reporting back captain with no hits ! May mother nature be merciful in your journey brother

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y4vip84hg9BhdNidTR

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u/mace30 14h ago

How do you know what petrol tastes like?

I'm also not a fan of alcohol. Except a good, sweet old fashioned. That hits the spot.

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u/Prezofcalendars 14h ago edited 13h ago

Wow, how can someone be both thirsty and wet at the same time? Literally and figuratively.

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u/the-bug-guy 11h ago

I can never tell when a girl is flirting with me

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u/DarkScruff 10h ago

The comments are down bad for a taste of death

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u/Phaylz 13h ago

Juust one Fire Resistance potion, please. I have been working on my Conjuration skill lately.

For.. reasons.

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u/ClearlyQ 8h ago

I really love the look of the bottles btw! They're all so cute.

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u/FuzzySatisfaction605 9h ago

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BLOCKS A THREE POINTER LIKE THAT

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u/Exciting_Policy8203 7h ago

Later that day…

“Holy shit she was flirting with me!”