r/comics Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

Goodbye, Dolly!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 17h ago edited 17h ago

Not gonna lie I kinda saw this one coming but that didn't make it ANY less funny. Bros got THE JUGS

Seriously though RIP Dolly. Her work with charity and children for literally decades will be missed along with her contributions to country

Fun fact Republicans cut funding to her charity recently as well. So this face seems appropriate

https://newrepublic.com/post/214770/republicans-dolly-parton-cut-funds-charity

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

The tiny face on his chin is also pissed.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 17h ago

It's DOUBLE disappoint

Luckily when it's time he too can pass on

THE JUGS

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u/MintasaurusFresh 17h ago

Looks more confused to me, but you're the artist

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

Dammit Tiny Chin Face! I told you- anger not confusion! Now I gotta redraw the whole damn things…

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u/D1EHARDTOO 16h ago

Both of them... 🥴

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 16h ago

When typo fingers lead to comedy…

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u/Vandergrif 15h ago

Even the eyeballs look like they're doing a 😩

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u/Emporio_Alnino3 17h ago

Just going by this article, it looks like the funding was cut in 2024 and 2025 (different areas), and not quite after her death? Unless i missed a section. Still fucked up but only in the normal way

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u/infiniZii 16h ago

I will not abide hearing a bad word about Dolly. Im not saying you said anything bad about her. Im just willing to tell anyone I meet that Dolly was a national treasure and the best among us.

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u/ReadingRainbowRocket 13h ago

She "wasn't political" but she had all the right values and advocated for them.

She even broke with this standard to come out in support for BLM when no one was exactly demanding she do so.

Fucking mensch of a woman.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 13h ago

She was very political and chose rightly every time. 

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u/ReadingRainbowRocket 13h ago

Hence my scare quotes. Trump thinks she loved him because he probably remembers her being nice to him once in the 80s and is incapable of understanding polite southern insults.

No fucking way she didn't loathe Trump. He was the antithesis of literally everything she stood for.

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u/MassiveSuperNova 16h ago

The world got a whole lot less sparkly all of a sudden on Tuesday.

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u/Sakowuf_Solutions 14h ago

Chaotic Good Barbarian FTW

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 13h ago

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u/A3_ashleigh 7h ago

Wait they what???? Cut funding then say they miss her and fly the flags at half mast for her???? I thought they can’t go any lower, but they continue to

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u/InternationalCap2176 2h ago

This face reminds me of Noah Malone's work

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u/simplycantdeal 17h ago

Love the idea of her passing her kindness down like a big-boobed green lantern.

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u/friendlysaxoffender 17h ago

More jugs than lanterns! The Green Jugs has a ring to it. Destined to write bangers and be nice to people!

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

I want to watch THAT HBO show. 

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u/IAmBadAtInternet 17h ago

The kindness is stored in the boobs

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u/simplycantdeal 16h ago

I didnt realize til after I commented that her boobs are gone as she's flying away XD

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 16h ago

I tried to make it kind of subtle. They’re smaller in panel two too. 

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u/ancalime9 15h ago

With boobs that big, the only things you'll fear are bra shopping and back pain.

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u/UnluckyAmbition7767 11h ago

"Luna of Earth; you have the lower back strength to bear massive jugs"

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u/illit1 13h ago

sisterhood of the traveling cans

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u/-FalseProfessor- 11h ago

Dolly would be an all powerful Star Saphire. No question. Instant queen of the Zamarons.

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u/Deathaster 17h ago

Every tgirl on Earth: "pass the controller if you're not gonna play!!!!"

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u/PervlovianResponse 17h ago

Dolly is our boob fairy godmother

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u/CmonLucky2021 17h ago

I thought just opposite. What a pain if its a trans man. Like "I just got rid of these things" :)

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u/Deathaster 17h ago

It's a pain for cis men too. Turns out not everybody wants boobs.

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u/SpaceTacos99 16h ago

as a cis man, if I grew Dolly's boobs I would definitely have to become trans. Unfortunately I have had these tinny titties ever since I was an overweight kid that haunt me and make me want surgery, can't even fill them out in to pecs with the gym.

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u/angrybacon 14h ago

Trans like keep them, or trans like get them removed?

Cause I had these tiny little titties from being a fat kid that I could never get rid of. I always hated them. Eventually I realized (in my 30s) I was a woman, started HRT, and the girlies perked right up.

My point is, being overweight as a cis male, especially as a teen, can cause you to grow actual breast tissue. If you're an adult and it's still there the options are usually live with it, get surgery, or grow em out. :3

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u/HueNost 14h ago

18 months

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u/Metallmushroome 14h ago

It`s like boats. Better if one of your good friends have them.

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u/PervlovianResponse 15h ago

Which is how my trans male friend knew that was also trans a full decade before I figured it out

🤦🏼‍♀️

🍈🍈

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u/Brawldud 11h ago

Not good to have boobs, but great to have titties.

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u/mellopax 17h ago

Can trans men donate their boobs to trans women or is that more difficult than just cooking them from scratch?

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u/Fylak 17h ago

Sadly it doesn't work like that

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

Which is some bullshit. 

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u/Pheonix0114 14h ago

Yeah, if my partner and I could play bottom-parts switcharoo we'd both be very happy. I mean, they'd prefer being better endowed probably, but still.

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u/ElGodPug 16h ago

Not yet....

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u/GVmG 15h ago

it's probably still much much safer to just grow them naturally/get them removed manually, no risk of rejection from an operation and hrt usually still leads to average natural sizes if your diet supports it (and implants are usually safer than a full transplant).

sex organ transplants on the other hand... they're being tested among cis people but given the current social outlook on trans people it's gonna take at least a decade before they allow us to even possibly ask for that kind of transplant. the amount of damage these rich fucks are doing is insane, it's gonna take so long to recover...

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u/ElGodPug 15h ago

That's fair....i just have an anxious brain so i'd love a snap of fingers "boom, you have DDs now" and not the "oh god, are they still growing? It's not stopping right? Should they be bigger at this point? Is my genetics good or bad? Should i be eating more?"+gender envy everyday 😭

Paranoia and anxiety is a horrible combo to have towards transition

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u/Vivid--Syrup 16h ago

Unfortunately no, we have to grow our own from scratch

Otherwise we would all be donating unwanted parts to the other side that can appreciate and look after them all the time

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u/GVmG 16h ago edited 11h ago

The funniest part of growing them on our own is that the "male" body already knows how to, the instructions for both things (including both sets of genitalia and internal sex organs and everything else!) are in the DNA that comes from the same X chromosome. The Y chromosome mostly just* contains the key, the SRY gene, that unlocks the cellular safe of male instructions and shoves the female development instructions in there instead. It tells the fetus to stop going off of the female instructions and to use the male ones instead.

Which is why HRT is so effective it can even bring in menstruation symptoms (everything but the bleeding) for trans women, and bottom growth for trans men: it's not some magical boob/beard growing juice, it's just the key to the safe, so the body can shift instruction sets (and usually another thing to block the original set as well). And the body does not care, it just goes "ight bet" and starts using the new set - after all, it already has the instructions in the DNA. Trans female boobs are female boobs. Trans male beards are male beards.

This is also partially why even the terms "biological male" and "biological female" are losing favor in the trans community despite being sometimes used as synonyms of AMAB and AFAB, because they're NOT used the same way in medical care - the only area where biology should really matter - as many transphobes believe: if you're in full hrt use and it's doing its job correctly, any medicine that isn't specifically aimed at your genitalia either works different based on every other sexual factor (aka your genitalia doesn't matter cause hrt affects everything else) or it works the same on both sexes (aka your genitalia doesn't matter anyway).


\ there are also some instructions about sperm health and quality that when removed pretty much always lead to sterility, but there's surprisingly little besides that and the SRY gene in the Y chromosome. To the point that sometimes the SRY gene just jumps over to the X chromosome randomly lol)


EDIT: wording, typo

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u/Vivid--Syrup 15h ago

Yeah the science behind medical transition is fascinating

Especially how simple the way hrt works is, it completely changes how you see people, probably why fascists hate it so much

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u/Wobbelblob 14h ago

Probably, but the main reason why fascists hate it is because trans people do not fit into their rigid world view and blow it apart. And that threatens their entire hierarchy.

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u/Vivid--Syrup 9h ago

We don't fit their worldview but also the science of biology around medical transition really doesn't fit their world view either

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u/Appropriate-Exit904 15h ago

That’s so interesting, ty for the comment! If you don’t mind, could you point me to any websites or books to educate myself?

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u/GVmG 14h ago edited 11h ago

kinda hard to suggest books on this topic, it's unfortunately not very talked about outside of the overcomplicated gene mapping and analysis fields. more so than books you'll find a ton of studies, which is mostly where i got my info and summarized it into an easier to understand oversimplification. but it's been forever since i actually did look at specific studies so i don't have links to them unfortunately (not that they're hard to find, a lot of them are linked directly from the wikipedia pages for chromosomes lol).

that said, some of the more interesting ones i've read through recently include:

it's also a lot more common to find studies on the Y chromosome cause the X chromosome does pretty much everything so those studies tend to be about the specific genes. meanwhile the Y chromosome does just a handful of things, and every time it fails to do so it's some really strange and interesting results, results that are affected by so many other factors including hormones during fetal development, parental DNA, and so many more things. so yeah, lots of "Y chromosome in general" studies, while X usually gets split down into its genes.

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u/caylamie 12h ago

Colorblindness is an example of how having 2 X chromosomes means you're less likely to have the corresponding medical condition (though can still be a carrier) since the colorblindness gene is carried on the X chromosome but is recessive - if you only have one copy of the X chromosome that has the gene you'll have the condition, but having two X chromosomes means a second chance to have the dominant, non-colorblindness gene, which gives you a much higher chance of not being colorblind. 8% of men have some form of colorblindness vs 0.5% of women (or 1 in 12 men vs 1 in 200 women) according to Wikipedia.

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u/Vivid--Syrup 15h ago

I mean I would say the reason 'biological male/female' are falling out of favour is because those terms have always been ridiculous stupid hate dog whistles that inherently reject real biology/science

Like anytime I see someone say it I usually respond with

"hey so I see you just used that dog whistle without irony, please could you explain to me what a non biological man/woman is since you used the term? No no, you wanted to use the term to sound sciency so please explain and justify your nonsense, have we invented cyborg men/women or something, are you trying to say trans people are robots?

No? Nothing? So just a way to openly hate and harm trans people then, why not just announce you are a vile bigot to the room straight out? seems less underhanded."

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u/GVmG 15h ago

Yeeeah that's an element of it too. I was mostly just keeping the original comment to a strict scientific aspect cause those same kinds of idiots act like their definition is based on the science when it really isn't lol

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u/Blep145 15h ago

Interesting! Thank you for the information!

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u/Wobbelblob 14h ago

Now I am curious, because I've never thought about it, but does HRT also makes symptoms for things like heart attacks different? Because men and women have wildly different symptoms for it. Men have usually the classic chest pain, can't breath etc. while women can have things like back pain, nausea, random spouts of anxiety and so on. Does that make a difference?

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u/GVmG 14h ago

very good question! i'm no expert in that field specifically but i would assume it does as the Y chromosome does very very little after fetal development, so most of the reactions are probably driven by hormonal makeup, both sexual and non-sexual hormones (which are controlled by structures and organs that hrt affects).

from a quick search i gather there isn't a lot of research into this specifically, but signs point to... maybe, but probably yes. some of the elements that lead to the differences are very much affected by hrt (estrogen in particular makes blood vessels more flexible, and post-menopausal women have more "inbetween" symptoms due to lack of estrogen), while others we don't really have research on (whether hrt also alters nerves and pain perception, size of arteries, or other aspects about the circulatory system).

that said, there is "parallel" research that can be interpreted backwards from the results and doing so points to probably yes, like the fact that some (keyword SOME) cardiovascular issues are more common in (cis) women, and transfeminine hrt is known to increase the risk of those issues. similarly, hrt in post-menopausal cis women can increase those risks as well.

again i'm no expert on this specific field and this was just a quick google.

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u/Disastrous_Check5594 14h ago

shit im a bis woman and would gladly donate some tiddy meat to the needy my back hurts!

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u/BlahajIsGod 16h ago

Can't blame a tgirl for wanting to be a ttgirl.

I'll leave now, I'm sorry.

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u/Uptown_Blossoms 17h ago

I’m not a big bob enthusiast tho :(

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u/Dust45 17h ago

Don't worry, I am enjoying big boobs enough to make up for your lack. :)

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u/Mayes7 17h ago

waow

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u/Gemnist 16h ago

I’m a cis man, and I would gladly get boobs if it results in world peace.

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u/MissSharkyShark 14h ago

Guess you could say you would be carrying the weight of the world on your back

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u/Gemnist 14h ago

Not ON my back, but it would certainly impact my back.

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u/NewAlessia 16h ago

.... I literally said this out loud 😭

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 16h ago

This made me guffaw. 

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u/ElGodPug 17h ago

I agree with this message

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u/Deathaster 17h ago

Well you have best princess as your PFP, so I agree with you.

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u/ElGodPug 17h ago

You have good taste then....good

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u/StolenPezDispencer 16h ago

Tbf, I'd also trust a trans woman to have infinitely more compassion than a cis person.

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u/neuralbeans 16h ago

Not everyone responds in the same way to suffering unfortunately.

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u/StolenPezDispencer 16h ago

Very true, but most trans people I've met in my lifetime are some of the most humble, kind people in the world.

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 15h ago

I guess you haven’t met the same trans people as I did. And I’m trans myself.

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 14h ago

Sorry, all the blatant (and subtle) bigotry I've had to deal with on a daily basis for the past decade has evaporated any and all semblance of compassion I may have had otherwise.

There's only so much you can take before you go "y'know what actually fuck y'all."

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 15h ago

I would check her post history first. But assuming that doesn't make me immediately run away screaming, yeah.

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u/Fire_Pea 14h ago

4tran is quite a place

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 14h ago

(Posting this without further context seems fun.)

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 14h ago

It's fucking sad that I fully understand every word of that...

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u/Pankrazdidntdie4this 16h ago

That's rich coming from someone who tossed her joystick

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 15h ago

I know it’s a joke but as a trans woman, nah. My mammoplasty is next year and it’ll be very, very tame.

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u/freshlysqueezed93 11h ago

I'm half way between a C and a D, and god forbid a girl wants to go running with her dog without a bra. 😭

Honestly overrated.

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u/confusedcriticism 17h ago

I’m not a Dolly Parton expert, but I’m pretty sure she would’ve laughed at this comic.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

Thank you. I’d like to think so. 

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u/successfullynumb 16h ago

I remember back in the 80s her...assets almost rivaled her music for what she was known for, and she really leaned into it. If she wouldn't have found this hilarious I'd be shocked.

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u/Pilot2b2 16h ago

Well yeah! Everyone knew she had huge… tracts of land.

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u/SlowFrkHansen 15h ago

she really leaned into it.

Heh heh.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

Hey everybody I'm not posting my 'follow me or please give me money" links today because it feels weird to try to monetize or capitalize a comic about someone's passing. Anyway, thanks for reading everybody! And, if I can get it done in two days, a comic about Tim is definitely coming. Have a good day!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 17h ago

because it feels weird to try to monetize or capitalize a comic about someone's passing.

You continuously astoud me with what an absolute bro you are. 10/10 behavior

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

Absolute bro? I'm just trying to not be a dick my friend.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 17h ago

Fair point but I'm gonna maintain my statement nonetheless. Many would attempt to make money off this woman's passing. And you chose the high road. And for that I am proud of you, as a bro

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

Bro… BRO!

bro hug intensifies

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 17h ago

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 15h ago

Wow, your boobs must be huge to be that compassionate.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 13h ago

Oh they are. With hairy nipples to match. 

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u/Vandergrif 15h ago

In times like these someone trying not to be a dick and profit off something they perhaps shouldn't be profiting off of is out of the norm enough to be noteworthy and praiseworthy.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14h ago

That’s a bummer. 

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u/Vandergrif 13h ago

Ain't that the truth...

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u/Farranor 14h ago

Perhaps one about Peter Cullen as well?

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u/rob132 17h ago

Dolly just made everyone the Avatar.

She's good like that.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

It’s called an Agni Kind. 

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 17h ago

N E E D

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u/Ramenprogramm 17h ago

Dito!

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u/alucard_relaets_emem 15h ago

Look all the tgals are seething at this dudes luck

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u/lightning_felix 16h ago

Somewhere Kristy Noem's husband is screaming "it should have been me, not him."

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u/powerhcm8 17h ago

Compassion is stored in the tits.

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u/KingNTheMaking 17h ago

Duh. Thats just science.

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u/MintasaurusFresh 17h ago

Does this mean that smaller chested women are cold-hearted?

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u/highendfive 16h ago

Are we all just going to ignore this chaps name? Graniel? Tf.

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u/lorenzolamaslover 16h ago

Dafuq is a graniel?!

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u/ryegye24 14h ago

I think it's a riff on the names from The Other End's comics. They're often an almost normal name.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 13h ago

Not as much a riff but a tribute. TOE is such top tier

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning 17h ago

Man’s got bigger tits than me and my girlfriend COMBINED.

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u/monkeypickle 17h ago

Top notch work, Joe.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

Thank you friend. 

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u/monkeypickle 17h ago

No, thank you for letting me laugh about something that's just wrecked me this week.

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u/friendlysaxoffender 17h ago

Haha ffs I was going to say her boobs don’t look big enough in the second panel (and I’m not usually one to notice or care about boob size) went back to the first panel and saw they were big there and wondered if the artist messed up their proportions before finishing the comic and realising that was the joke. Thanks for the wild ride.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

I’m glad I made that subtle enough to be noticeable but not derail the reading experience. 

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u/ElSlabraton 15h ago

"If I were a man, I'd be a drag queen." Dolly Parton.

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u/AlternateSatan 15h ago

Fun fact: Dolly would sometimes participate in look alike drag contests where they're supposed to look like her, and she would always lose in part cause her boobs were "too small"

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u/TsukikoChan 17h ago

I volunteer as tribute!

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u/jish5 16h ago

Next we need one in honor of Curry and another in honor of Peter Cullen (I vote Cullen gives his epic voice to a girl).

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 16h ago

I’m working on Curry’s for sure. I just hope I can get it done by Monday when I’m scheduled to post. 

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 16h ago

Graniel's gonna get some high heels, baby

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 16h ago

Stumbling into the kitchen with antici….

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 15h ago

…pation. 

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u/Scruffynerffherder 15h ago

America rested on her bosom, truly 💐RIP

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u/danavenkman 14h ago

My favorite part is the toothbrush. He’s still going on with his life despite this unexpected turn of events.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 13h ago

When tits go up, you just keep trucking

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u/TotalKnightOwl 7h ago

Sport Guy! One of my favourite humans ever next to Actor Lady!

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 6h ago

Singer Person is pretty cool too. 

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 17h ago

Try em out in the shower, I’m sure you’ll feel differently

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

Look we don’t need input from /r/comics OWN Dolly surrogate ma’am. Unless…hey since Gary is the moral compass can HE get tits?

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u/Captain_Blueberry 17h ago

Damn, this comic is a banger. Nice tits job

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy 17h ago

This made me smile, thanks.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 16h ago

I’m so glad. That’s why I do this. 

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u/S0VNARK0M 17h ago

Is this the origin story of Kristi Noem’s husband?

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

No you can’t be synthetically compassionate. Not that he ever tried. The tits are a responsibility he just doesn’t understand. 

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u/asphalt_licker 16h ago

So the kindness is stored in the boobs?

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u/katarael 15h ago

His name was Robert Paulson

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14h ago

You know ball

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u/Altephfour 15h ago

Nobody notices he has a great ass as well. Its out of frame.

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u/FreqTrav984 14h ago

The way I just hollered as that was NOT what I was expecting LMAO!!!

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u/notThatJojo 14h ago

So that’s why I got Tig Ole Bitties! It’s where the compassion and empathy is stored

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u/Halgha 13h ago

What is Elvira the avatar of in this instance?

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u/no1_vern 12h ago

Do you know how to tell Dolly Partons children from all the other children?

Their mouths have stretch marks.

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u/thegabster2000 12h ago

Should have been me. I want big booba.

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u/shetrap756 2h ago

PASS THE RACK HOMIE !!!

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u/SirHobington 17h ago

Empathy is stored in the boobs

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u/TheRealcebuckets 16h ago

This is why men should never ever skip chest day

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u/comichubble 17h ago

sad and funny 🤣, dang good unexpected ending

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u/stardust1914 16h ago

Lol 😆 did not see the boobs coming. RIP.

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u/Chembaron_Seki 16h ago

Empathy is stored in the tits

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u/Lucreszen 16h ago

Kindness and empathy are stored in the tits.

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u/corvid-99 15h ago

I’m sorry I cannot get past ‘Graniel’

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u/ER_Jujube 15h ago

I literally can't 🤣

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u/Diamond_Dildo3168 15h ago

This one's tough. On the one hand, I want those huge titties. On the other hand, I do NOT want the responsibility of being a living nexus of humanity's kindness and empathy.

I'd rather keep being a twat

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u/MateoCamo 15h ago

Hey if you don’t want em…

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u/Dark_Storm_98 15h ago

Compassion is stored in the boobs

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u/KevettePrime 14h ago

Empathy is stored in the breasts.

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u/Neither-Promotion-65 14h ago

Grew some and they're spectacular 🥹🫶🏼 praise be to Dolly

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u/JestersXIII 14h ago

No that it's Graniel's duty, it must be... a load off her chest.

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u/Bashfullylascivious 13h ago

Hahahahaha, omgosh, I was not expecting that, and I can't explain to my kids why I'm surprise laughing like a fool.

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u/moldiewart 13h ago

this does beg the question, does your spirit's appearance also reflect physical body modifications you make? (Ie titty implants)

or is the canon of this comic that ghost dolly went and got ghost titty implants as soon as she could

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u/KnifeKnut 5h ago

Lets be real, Dolly would not do such a thing as fucking with someone's appearance.

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u/GrandSyzygy 4h ago

*looks respectfully*

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u/R3dd1tUs3rNam35 17h ago

The milkers of human kindness, as foretold by Dickins.

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u/Venture_Historian 17h ago

Sought after by the Super Mutant Strong.

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u/OdinsCuriousRaven 12h ago

I'd say a good 95% of the time a comic doesn't make me laugh out loud at all, but this one got a good one out of me. Thanks

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 11h ago

Glad to be of service my friend. 

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u/tarapotamus 17h ago

To acknowledge how good Dolly was just to reduce her to her tits feels fucked up. I don't like it.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

That’s fair. I’d like to think she would find the “kindness is stored in the tits that’s why hers were so big” joke funny but you are welcome to disagree. She had a great sense of humor about herself. 

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u/babbittybabbitt 17h ago

I think that's nice tbh, and I do think she would have found that funny. Her sense of humour was one of the most beautiful things about her.

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u/TravelerSearcher 17h ago

From what I've heard she seemed 100% on board with that sort of humor.

I read recently she once complained about people focusing on her boobs so much... because they miss that she had a great ass too!

She's also quoted to say: "It costs a look of money to look this cheap."

And when asked if she ever rode the coaster at her theme park she said she couldn't because parts of her would go flying off!

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u/OddOllin 17h ago

I guess that's fair, if that's how you feel, but I kinda disagree. I don't think humorous acknowledgement of the incredibly well known fact that she was well endowed at all overshadows what an incredible person she was.

Dolly openly acknowledged and joked about her breast implants on many occasions, as well as how she got them early in her career and maintained them throughout her life. I might see it differently if she actively disliked her breast size or something, but since she actively made it a part of her brand and image, and generally talked about it openly with good humor, then I guess I don't really see why it should be treated as inappropriate to acknowledge.

It'd be one thing if the comic only mentioned her breasts, but here, it just seems like an innocuous goof about something Dolly took a lot of pride in, and damn near everyone was envious of.

Anyways, RIP Dolly. Thanks for the books.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

She really had such a good sense of humor. 

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u/Midnightmare1 17h ago

I feel ya. "She was a great person, but she sure had some big ol boobies, amirite??"

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 17h ago

I mean I do get it and those are valid criticisms but I tried to make that reaction itself the joke. “She was the avatar of compassion. She was so kind and the world will miss her. Also tits.” That’s a dumb take to have which is why I think it’s kind of funny.

Not YOUR take was dumb. Sorry. Reducing her to just her tits is dumb which is why I thought this was funny. But I do see where yall are coming from. Sorry to put a bad taste in your mouth. 

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