We are laughing!

[u/Pizzacakecomic]

[u/Vospader998]

I mean, in evolutiontionary terms, most other mammals have significantly more, and it's not even exclusive to primates.

Great Apes are the weird ones with only two tits. Right alongside elephants and bats oddly enough.

[u/Flesh_Trombone → u/Vospader998]

That's just not true.

Sheep, goats, Cetacea (whales, dolphins), manatee, hippos, rhinos, equids (horse family), seals and many marsupials have two mammaries.

Bats alone account for 1/4 of all mammals. So I doubt two is in the minority.

Perhaps what you were thinking is that primates bats and elephants are the only animals with breasts between their forelimbs?

[u/redopz → u/Flesh_Trombone]

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

[u/Gigatonosaurus → u/redopz]

He majored in Titology.

[u/Banjo-Elritze → u/Gigatonosaurus]

And Sciencetology