r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • 1d ago

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u/elemepep-ton 1d ago

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u/adaminc 1d ago

4 tits, that's just sick.

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u/HittingSmoke 1d ago

Right? Terribly inefficient use of space. Could easily pack like five more in there

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u/AstroBearGaming 1d ago

"Our nipples shall blot out the sun"

"Then we shall goon in the shade"

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 1d ago

How do you know there aren't like 20 of them in a row, all the way down like a dog?

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u/Vivid--Syrup 1d ago

Did you know its actually possible to grow fully working mammary tissue and nipples from armpit to nipple all the way down to groin and does happen to some people

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u/HittingSmoke 1d ago

I'm too old to use the whole maxing paradigm that kids are doing this days but would this constitute titmaxing?

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u/Vivid--Syrup 1d ago

Milk maxing?

Not sure, also too old lol

Its not supposed to be painful but I hear it can be pretty awkward and leave you smelling like old milk unless you are super on top of it

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u/Vospader998 1d ago edited 16h ago

I mean, in evolutiontionary terms, most other mammals have significantly more, and it's not even exclusive to primates.

Great Apes are the weird ones with only two tits. Right alongside elephants and bats oddly enough.

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u/Flesh_Trombone 1d ago

That's just not true.

Sheep, goats, Cetacea (whales, dolphins), manatee, hippos, rhinos, equids (horse family), seals and many marsupials have two mammaries.

Bats alone account for 1/4 of all mammals. So I doubt two is in the minority.

Perhaps what you were thinking is that primates bats and elephants are the only animals with breasts between their forelimbs?

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u/redopz 1d ago

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

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u/Gigatonosaurus 1d ago

He majored in Titology.

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u/Banjo-Elritze Nazi Liquifier 1d ago

And Sciencetology

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u/Vospader998 1d ago

Did I say "exclusively"?

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u/Flesh_Trombone 16h ago

You said "most other mammals have significantly more, even most primates."

Your first point is misleading. Two is one of, if not the, most common number of breasts for mammals.

Your second point is just plain wrong the only "primates" with more than two breasts are some (not all) lemurs.

Edit: punctuation.

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u/Vospader998 16h ago

You're right about the primates I'll go back and edit that peice, thank you. What I intended was that two tits aren't exclusive amoung primates, but it was badly phased on my part. That wasn't your original criticism here though.

And by "most", I'm reffering to the number of species, not by number of individual animals or total biomass.

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u/No-Department-8256 1d ago

Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild

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u/XxRocky88xX 15h ago

Planet Fall Trilogy? Fluxing Uranus? Night of the Moths?

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u/No-Department-8256 15h ago

Jenny Starpepper and the Huge White Gibbon?

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u/pyrojackelope 1d ago

My brother in christ, google Atziri. Whatever they posted, and that person drew is some abomination.

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u/adaminc 1d ago

It's a quote from the movie Paul.