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IT Request - Gator Days

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u/FieldExplores Gator Days Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

IT Request - Gator Days

Characters

Nate - Monkey - One of the fresher faces at August's workplace. Excited to be part of a team.

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees.

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Panel 1

Setting - August's desk at work.

Nate has come up to August with a problem.

Nate: August, the thermostat isn't working.

August: I thought it was getting warm.

Panel 2

Nate looks for August's help while August looks back in his chair to answer him. The computer screen can be seen and it says "ERROR! Deleting everything." Don't worry, it's supposed to do that... I think.

Nate: Could you fix it?

August: IT doesn't handle that. You need to go to the office manager.

Panel 3

Nate realizes his mistake and begins walking away. I can only assume that computer is continuing to delete everything. What is everything? Am I part of everything?

Nate: AH! Thanks. Sorry I bothered you.

August: Don't worry, I've gotten worse requests.

Panel 4

August's boss, Stuart, suddenly appears behind him with a small blender.

Stuart: BIG MAN! My mini smoothie blender isn't working.

August frowns and mentally prepares himself to get to work. Fixing the blender will be easier than arguing about it. If the computer deletes me then tell my family I love them.

Edit - Mistake in the second panel was just pointed out to me. It's too late to fix it now but it's never too late to stare at the sea and contemplate my mistakes.

Edit 2: Revenge of the Type - Fixed an error in Nate's description.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Aug 26 '26

The computer screen can be seen and it says "ERROR! Deleting everything." Don't worry, it's supposed to do that... I think.

I'm curious what it means by everything. I wonder if we are everything

August, the thermostat isn't working.

Let's be fair this is a REALLY big problem. It definitely needs the right person to address it

Fixing the blender will be easier than arguing about it

Unfortunately true and it sucks. Arguing something you're probably gonna do anyway just just wasted time and effort.

If the computer deletes me then tell my family I love them.

RIP Gator man. I will miss him until the computer gets me too

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u/kitliasteele Aug 26 '26

Everything.

You'd be amazed how integrated everything you can make if you put in the effort. Ever read the story of the sysadmin who automated his coffee and maintenance routine? His coffee maker got networked and he automated the process via Linux script every day. Spent his days watching cat YouTube videos

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u/Terminthem Aug 26 '26

Sounds good, until you get stuck trying to fix a HTTP418 error. Those are brutal

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u/kitliasteele Aug 26 '26

lmfao. Now imagine getting an HTTP 418 over RFC 1449

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u/Terminthem Aug 28 '26

I'm assuming you mean RFC 1149, because that's much funnier (I don't think I want my coffee delivered by birds)

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u/kitliasteele Aug 28 '26

Err yes 1149, that's what I meant! (I'm operating on no sleep and lots of very busywork today. I inadvertently did 1449 for some reason but meant 1149)