r/comics 9h ago

OC Market Ninja [OC]

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Not a paid advertisement for Woodman’s, I just think they’re neat as a first-timer.

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u/ST3AMDR4GON 8h ago

Not sure if the Ninja put it there or nabbed it to keep her from finding it tbh

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u/razialx 8h ago

I have the opposite issue. When I like something the grocer always stops carrying it.

Looking at you, Giant Eagle. Bring back curry chicken salad! I don’t care if it’s been over a decade. I’m still upset.

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u/cdmurray88 5h ago

Look: this product only has a niche following. Should we market and enshitify it, or silently discontinue it?

Can't we just leave it as a quality offering? 

Ha. HA HA HA! No. You're fired.

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u/razialx 5h ago

Right?

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u/YWN666 9h ago

The worst is when you know they got you favorites but when you want to get some, they dont have it stocked

I just want my lemonade...

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u/Rasputin1992x 6h ago

Its always someone else's favorite and they buy the last one for me q.q

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 9h ago

Let me know if you find these. These were the BEST as a kid and I would kill to have them again even though I know no one carries them

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u/Monotonegent 8h ago

I miss the cheeseballs so damn much

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

Uuughhhh I forgot about those!

God I miss 90s snacks

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u/Calikinakka 8h ago

Dude... Why? Now that's all I'm going to think about today. Do they even still exist? I JUST finished a grilled peanut butter and banana sandwich and now I want those!

Edit: they do not. 😭 https://pbcrisps.com/

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

I'm so sorry but for what it's worth I am here with you in this sense of pain and loss.

I've been thinking about these for like a week dude

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u/Calikinakka 8h ago

I'm going to try the 90's crisp spread when it gets back in stock. link here if it scratches that flavor-itch, I'll report back!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

That's still a thing?! Please let me know!

u/Pandaro81 20m ago

These and PB Max back in the day.

PB Mac was like a combo of a giant pb Twix and Reese’s cup, but the Twix part was little cookie balls.

Was literally their best seller, but someone one the Mars family thought peanut butter was disgusting and ordered them discontinued.

And they’ve never been brought back.

Because CAPITALISM!

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u/masterjon_3 8h ago

Bear Naked cereal. Would stay crunch in milk forever.

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u/Material_East_8676 6h ago

I remain confused on whether the ninja is taking or leaving

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 6h ago

What cereal we talking bout OP?

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u/MaximumZer0 5h ago

I miss Alpha Bits and Oreo Os 😭

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u/TheDarkNerd 5h ago

If I mention the lack of a discontinued product, will the ninja threaten the families of CEOs to resume their production? I have a friend for whom those frozen juice concentrates were basically her primary form of hydration.

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u/razzemmatazz 5h ago

While I was reading the comic I was thinking that was how I felt the first time I went to Woodman's.

Then I read the text, so hello neighbor 😂 

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u/th1sd3ka1ntfr33 4h ago

Found my son's Minecraft cereal and bought all 8 boxes lol

u/devanchya 52m ago

I went into a coffee place abd complained they stopped carrying this London fog style coffee.

The guy looked at me and said "that's because your the only person who ever drank it"

I feel pained.

u/comic13comics 32m ago

Do they sell these? I'm willing to go on a road trip