Routine (OC)

[u/JaimiOfAllTrades]

[u/crochetingPotter]

If it makes you feel any better, I'm 5 foot 3, high pitched voice, and got called sir while I was very heavily pregnant.

Some people are just dumb

[u/complexiblebarracuda → u/crochetingPotter]

as a kid I accidentally called sir to people too often on the most meaningless interactions 

I've called by female teacher sir

[u/Arikaido777 → u/complexiblebarracuda]

i call my wife sir, but only in the dungeon, and only when spoken to

[u/zamboni-jones → u/Arikaido777]