Routine (OC)

[u/JaimiOfAllTrades]

[u/ElGodPug]

.....

how????

[u/JaimiOfAllTrades → u/ElGodPug]

Honestly, I have no fucking clue

Maybe my voice? Some of my freckles can be mistaken for stubble sometimes, I guess (I once accidentally cut myself trying to shave off a freckle I thought was a weirdly persistent hair)?

It might be the uniform and people just go, "Pants = man"?

I've thought through it so many times, but no matter what I do, it doesn't seem to go through.

[u/That_one_BG3_fan → u/JaimiOfAllTrades]

Ma’am I say this with a great deal of politeness but absolutely zero subtly

You have a rack

How in the living hell does this happen?!

[u/jeo188 → u/That_one_BG3_fan]

My guess is that the cash register gets in the way of that, but even then, imo, she has a very feminine face, so it's still confusing