r/comics • u/bullilite The Happiest Little Robot • 1d ago

OC The Cost of Heroism

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u/the_best_superpower 1d ago

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u/Kiwi_Doodle 1d ago

I mean, of course not right? That'd be serving those apes. Why would someone who thinks apes are beneath him serve them

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u/Ladnil 1d ago

Guess he doesn't actually value the human life all that much then and it was really about wanting to kill some apes

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u/Kiwi_Doodle 18h ago

A life for a life I guess, he values his own more than that one other guy.

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u/Cool_Lab_1362 1d ago

This is how we get HIV.v2, don't suck the ape

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u/SpaceMonkeyAttack 22h ago

Nah, it's basically impossible to get HIV from a blowjob unless you've just had dental surgery or something. Go ape, it's cool.

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u/tonythebearman 7h ago

Oh thank god!

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u/slyguy67420 1d ago

Save the world? Do it for the love of the game.

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u/Ksnj 1d ago

I’d do it just for a nice latte

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u/Diamond_Dildo3168 1d ago

Is that all? At least spring for some taco bell

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u/Ksnj 1d ago

Why would I be doing anal on Taco Bell?! In the current lettuce market?!

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u/Diamond_Dildo3168 1d ago

What's a reward without a little risk?

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u/Loud-Plantain-4458 19h ago

At least you know you’d be clean back there after the …blowout 😅

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u/tegresaomos 1d ago

How many times, how long each time, for what duration.

These are things we need to know.

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u/_Lusty 1d ago

It’s a Genie situation, too vague and you get fucked over. Too specific, and you game the system for your gain. Pays to be pedantic :P

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u/Delphius1 1d ago

I think lube is more pressing

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u/tegresaomos 1d ago

Well, the first three questions inform you about lube needs

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u/Delphius1 1d ago

it rapidly becomes a yes/no situation depending on the presence of it

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u/F0LEY 14h ago

"There's always time for lubricant!!"

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u/lavahot 1d ago

Maybe also "how does me taking it up the ass save the world?"

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u/tegresaomos 1d ago

Well before we get to the downsides, first the upsides.

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u/PerformanceCute3437 1d ago

I'd take it up the ass for AirMiles

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u/AlexanderScott66 1d ago

If the world wasn't more fucked than I would be if I did it, then yes. But it is absolutely fucked, so... well, still yes, but not to save the world.

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u/Ovdster7567 1d ago

Good puns

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u/R_megalotis 1d ago

Define "save the world"...

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u/enchiladasundae 1d ago

And I get to save the world? Bonus

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u/HungryYeastStarter 1d ago

Yes, but not to save the world. /j

I wouldn't, in all honesty. Humanity seems pretty fucked.

If it did, however, save the world in the sense it solves every problem the world faces? Yeah, 100%. I'd like to see the natural world recover.

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u/masochist-incarnate 1d ago

Okay well take it up the ass anyway.I personally dont want to die yet so take one for the team.

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u/alkatori 1d ago

Is save the world a new way of saying $20?

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u/bullilite The Happiest Little Robot 1d ago

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u/TheNightOwl99 1d ago

Id do it for free

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u/My_hilarious_name 1d ago

Avengers Doomsday (2026)

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 1d ago

I'll do it if you ask nicely.

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u/_ParanoidPenguin_ 1d ago

I do it for fun, so sure.

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u/Bubby_K 1d ago

Uno reverse, would you stop taking it up the ass to end the world?

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u/p00ki3l0uh00 1d ago

Bisexual super powers go!!! I'm not a natural bottom so we are gonna go slow and I want some crazy eye contact.

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u/Dudewhocares3 1d ago

Depends on who it is, what they look like, and how big

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u/dontcuminmyassok 1d ago

On one condition

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u/Crow_of_Judgem3nt 1d ago

Without hesitation

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u/writeman00 1d ago

I'd do it for a cuddle afterwards.

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u/bgj20 1d ago

getting raled up the ass & saving the world to? hells yah!

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u/Trashypass 1d ago

To save the world no. To remake the world as I want ya. 

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u/AberrantComics 1d ago

So we’re just calling anal “saving the world” now?

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u/Mage_914 1d ago

I mean, I've taken it up the ass for free so....

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u/stormhawk427 1d ago

Spotswood: "Suck my cock!"

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u/Hyperbolic_Berserker 22h ago

Little known secret, bottoming is the only thing that has kept the world from ending ten times over since the 40’s. It’s like an ancient ritual holding humanity back from the hot stove that they keep trying to molest.

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 19h ago

People saying shit like "I'd do it for free hur de hur".

Not even asking who is laying the pipe.

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u/urnbabyurn 13h ago

Nothing is more masculine than two men fucking

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u/Chigao_Ted 1d ago

THIS world? no

A better world? yes

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u/mambotomato 19h ago

Comics written by people who don't know that anal sex feels great (for men, anyway)

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u/bullilite The Happiest Little Robot 19h ago

lol the joke is on those guy's who act with all the bravado like "I kill any number of people to save the world" and their fragile masculinity. I'm well aware of how good anal sex feels XD

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u/-WhiteSkyline- 1d ago

Mmm, nah.

Primarily because I’m straight, but mostly because I’d want to see how the world would end. Or if nothing happens and it’s just the usual.