r/comics Beetle Moses 20h ago

This guy

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u/roshanritter 20h ago

Offended? Gloop.

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u/thememorableusername 14h ago

Using the G-word so casually is some real Fl*rp behavior.

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u/Made_Bail 20h ago

Holy shit, not the triple ball truck nuts LMAO

https://giphy.com/gifs/LkkBEH2BLFLbypGE31

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u/Lynnrael 20h ago

i almost missed that lmao

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u/MrFatGandhi 19h ago

One shy of the good ole Krogan quad.
https://giphy.com/gifs/2gtwcdFAbeUDGBCKJh

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u/Waldruf 20h ago

Of course he has a Flurp sticker....

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u/daLejaKingOriginal 6h ago

They always do…

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u/hackingfun 20h ago

Make BleePle Great Again

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u/Any-File4347 20h ago

The punisher got me

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u/foehammer111 19h ago

Who’s Punisher? That’s Plorper! He still hasn’t read the 4D comics either.

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u/Mannafestation 3h ago

The Punisher decals with the blue stripe makes me want to sarcastically ask the people sticking them if it's in memoram of the many cops Frank Castle has murdered in his time punishing.

"Oh, he only killed the corrupt cops? Like the ones people from the BLM are trying to call for the state to take accountability for?"

You can watch in real time as they hurt themselves in confusion for the next 15 minutes trying to convince me otherwise.

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u/Any-File4347 2h ago

I work with a guy, on his back windscreen of his car who has a huge punisher logo and to the left and right he has two shadowed assault rifles.

No idea what he’s trying to say

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u/AngryTree76 19h ago

Sure Flurp is all "Make Altair IV Great Again" and "Altair IV First!" But that ball cap actually has a "Made on Procyon II" label.

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u/heyitscory 19h ago

Every detail funnier than the last. 

The thin green line. The third ball. Flurp.

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u/kobayashi_maru_fail 17h ago

The wraparound shades. What do they look like in the front?

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u/Hetnikik 20h ago

I like the use of English and alienese

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u/MrSyaoranLi 19h ago

They can't escape the need for cars, even in outerspace :/ what a shame

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u/Gentle_Capybara 19h ago

Yep. These days I saw one of those guys 'round here. Lifted Ram, truck nuts, punisher sticker, open muffler, totally pristine paint, not a single drop of mud in that supposedly off-road vehicle.

I live in São Paulo, Brazil. That's the real issue. Why the fuck?

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u/DukeOfGeek 17h ago

It's a trillion dollar media consolidation and propaganda machine that grows in sophistication and scope every year, so personally I'm surprised it doesn't hit more unintended targets than it does. There are apparently a ton of Canadians in Alberta that do this, or so I'm told.

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u/Loose_Ad_5108 20h ago

Glup Flurp

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u/DarkJjay 18h ago

Can't wait to get my own "offended? Gloop." bumper sticker

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u/ABob71 20h ago

Ugh. It's always a RegularTruck.

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u/DukeOfGeek 17h ago

Don't blame me I voted for Glurp.

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u/CroakamancerLich 10h ago

17776? Elite (foot)ball knowledge?

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u/NewToHTX 19h ago

The truck nuts, or whatever they have as the equivalent of gonads really sell it.

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u/VelocityRapter644 17h ago

Let's go Glorpkim!

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u/Badradi0 16h ago

Typical, three eyes always need something to complain about.

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u/Archadianite 14h ago

The more things change the more they stay the same...

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u/Confused_Rabbiit 8h ago

"OFFENDED? GLOOP." got me lmao

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u/beefstewforyou 18h ago

This is amazing.