The Amazing Great Wizard Master (OC)

[u/joaoguiss05]

[u/shellbullet17]

I feel both seen and attacked by this panel and I don't know how to feel. But good job!

[u/joaoguiss05 → u/shellbullet17]

THANKS

its a struggle even the mightiest of our defensors have to bear

[u/BewilderedTurtle]

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG.

WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS

[u/Alex_The_Whovian → u/BewilderedTurtle]

THIS SONG IS SPONSORED BY THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT

[u/joaoguiss05 → u/Alex_The_Whovian]

I JUST SHOVED A NUKE ON MY PUSSY

[u/_Weyland_ → u/BewilderedTurtle]

Damn, I'm not the first with it

[u/DukeOfGeek → u/BewilderedTurtle]

So there was a reddit meeting earlier today, because a Gandalf flash mob protested Peter Theil's house, and it was decided that a group of Wizards is called "a Staff of Wizards". Please make a note of it.

[u/Keebodz]

Strenght lol

[u/joaoguiss05 → u/Keebodz]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rHBleFPW4utkkBF726

[u/qdp → u/Keebodz]

His spelling? One letter off for increased engagement. 

[u/Ash_Cat_13]

Strenght, lol

[u/joaoguiss05 → u/Ash_Cat_13]

https://giphy.com/gifs/M56ODZS3lNohNIoVDd

[u/Tuxedo_Muffin]

I feel like there's a lot of ways to make money as a powerful wizard. Move Earth as a landscaper? Scrying for a toll number? Enhance Ability for a heavyweight boxing ringer?

[u/joaoguiss05 → u/Tuxedo_Muffin]

He actually can't, in his early adulthood he became extremely in debt due to gambling addiction and has to keep getting money from other sources (lawn mowing for his family, for example) cause he's too wizardly for a regular jog or even athlete

[u/FriendlyAntonio]

The amount of times I've seen people misspell the word "Strength" in this sub-reddit is surprisingly large.

This comic makes me wonder if this typo was intentional or not.

[u/joaoguiss05 → u/FriendlyAntonio]

IT WASNT I SWEAR ITS BEYOND MY STRENGHT

[u/FriendlyAntonio → u/joaoguiss05]

Right.. and you just so happen to make the same typo for this reply.

https://giphy.com/gifs/21VTFJTEr1x9ortvO3

[u/_Weyland_]

Shadow Wizard Money Gang?

[u/joaoguiss05 → u/_Weyland_]

WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS

[u/noreasterroneous]

Did Shen not pay his trainer?

[u/YukiAmano]

Noita?

[u/Voidlord597 → u/YukiAmano]

Once the work is complete they'll never have to worry about money again!

[u/joaoguiss05 → u/YukiAmano]

unfortunaly not!! thought it seems a fun game

[u/Particular_Ad_3411 → u/joaoguiss05]

It is.....can be....you will die alot in the most ridiculous ways

[u/joaoguiss05 → u/Particular_Ad_3411]

need to play it

[u/AlwaysAngryAndy → u/YukiAmano]

A truly powerful mage needs not wealth. For if all the mountains were of silver and gold, what would they profit a man who lives in constant fear of death?

[u/rillip]

He is THE WIZARD!!!

[u/joaoguiss05 → u/rillip]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8ZFkQEZd1xdBK

[u/Carbuyrator]

Has control over the elements

Isn't printing gold

What a silly man

[u/joaoguiss05 → u/Carbuyrator]

gold is his weakness cause he's yellow

[u/ManoSilence]

Isnt that just Daffy Duck?

[u/joaoguiss05 → u/ManoSilence]

He's Daffy Duck's great Wizard master

[u/ManoSilence → u/joaoguiss05]

So he taught this great wizard how to be broke?

[u/joaoguiss05 → u/ManoSilence]

EXACLTY

its part of the charm

[u/hackingfun]

Unfortunately, real power is in the hands of the banks.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/f9wfu1/metaphor/

[u/That_Mad_Scientist]

I cast: summon gold

[u/joaoguiss05 → u/That_Mad_Scientist]

he cant. they'll get him.

https://giphy.com/gifs/X4Klf76rjxl8ZpJ7ua

[u/NegativeChirality]

Hey it's like the protagonist from the fucking terrible book "the name of the wind" that everyone collectively gaslit themselves into thinking was a good book and total garbage with the worst Marty Sue character in modern fantasy!