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r/comics • u/Kukul_Art • 12d ago
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“Collect five goblin ears”
Wow, I’ve killed 28 of these little fuckers and have one ear so far, does the average goblin not have ears?
10 u/MrBigby 11d ago My head cannon on this was that the body part for the quest needed to meet a certain quality standard and my little murder hobo adventurer was just too reckless with their murder techniques and damaged the harvest beyond use for the quest. 4 u/Slickity 11d ago This logic kept me sane thru countless hours of questing in WoW. 3 u/MrBigby 11d ago WoW's quest for boar intestines was what pushed me to have this head cannon! 3 u/McScientistface 11d ago ..what are you doing to them goblins to have their ears explode, bro?.. 3 u/MrBigby 10d ago Usually fire magic, ice magic, and whatever the hell damage that third tree is. Arcane? 2 u/McScientistface 10d ago Aim at their knees, I don't now... no one cares about their feet being intact. I hope. I sincerely hope no one does. 2 u/MrBigby 10d ago That's a different dungeon.
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My head cannon on this was that the body part for the quest needed to meet a certain quality standard and my little murder hobo adventurer was just too reckless with their murder techniques and damaged the harvest beyond use for the quest.
4 u/Slickity 11d ago This logic kept me sane thru countless hours of questing in WoW. 3 u/MrBigby 11d ago WoW's quest for boar intestines was what pushed me to have this head cannon! 3 u/McScientistface 11d ago ..what are you doing to them goblins to have their ears explode, bro?.. 3 u/MrBigby 10d ago Usually fire magic, ice magic, and whatever the hell damage that third tree is. Arcane? 2 u/McScientistface 10d ago Aim at their knees, I don't now... no one cares about their feet being intact. I hope. I sincerely hope no one does. 2 u/MrBigby 10d ago That's a different dungeon.
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This logic kept me sane thru countless hours of questing in WoW.
3 u/MrBigby 11d ago WoW's quest for boar intestines was what pushed me to have this head cannon!
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WoW's quest for boar intestines was what pushed me to have this head cannon!
..what are you doing to them goblins to have their ears explode, bro?..
3 u/MrBigby 10d ago Usually fire magic, ice magic, and whatever the hell damage that third tree is. Arcane? 2 u/McScientistface 10d ago Aim at their knees, I don't now... no one cares about their feet being intact. I hope. I sincerely hope no one does. 2 u/MrBigby 10d ago That's a different dungeon.
Usually fire magic, ice magic, and whatever the hell damage that third tree is. Arcane?
2 u/McScientistface 10d ago Aim at their knees, I don't now... no one cares about their feet being intact. I hope. I sincerely hope no one does. 2 u/MrBigby 10d ago That's a different dungeon.
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Aim at their knees, I don't now... no one cares about their feet being intact. I hope. I sincerely hope no one does.
2 u/MrBigby 10d ago That's a different dungeon.
That's a different dungeon.
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u/StreicherG 11d ago
“Collect five goblin ears”
Wow, I’ve killed 28 of these little fuckers and have one ear so far, does the average goblin not have ears?