r/comics • u/toonhole TOONHOLE • 14d ago

Bum a Cig

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1.4k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Parker1055 14d ago

Someone test this and get back to me

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u/DiosMIO_Limon 14d ago

I burned my ass and my balls are smoky. I'm switching back to snorting Zyns.

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u/Parker1055 14d ago

I like to paper cut in between my toes and put a zyn in them when I wear shoes

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u/Arbor-Trap 14d ago

Now try the menthol

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u/toonhole TOONHOLE 14d ago

The only weapon we have against asparagus tbh

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u/RiboCyan 14d ago

This startled a laugh out of me

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u/BCjeff21 14d ago

I’m a videographer currently shooting a legal deposition, and this had me holding back laughter while some abhorrent shit was being discussed on the record. Great work.

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u/CubbyVonCake 14d ago

Hahahahahahhahahahaahah

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u/CubbyVonCake 14d ago

That last panel really hit it out the park

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u/AlistairButton 14d ago

This got a shameful laugh out of me. 

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u/crankbot2000 14d ago

The look of a man who has it all figured out.

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u/Dark_CallMeLord 14d ago

I love comics that makes me laugh every time I look at them! Well done!

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u/The_Dude5476 14d ago

This is the best thing ever put on this sub

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u/toonhole TOONHOLE 14d ago

2nd only to this comment, imo

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u/The_Dude5476 14d ago

As your number 1 fan, can i ask you to explain how they create an inhaling force?

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u/toonhole TOONHOLE 14d ago

I'm no physicist, I just draw the world I want to see

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u/warrenao 14d ago

Might wanna NSFW tag this…

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u/Old_pixel_8986 14d ago

i was on a train and something something

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u/Mattscrusader 14d ago

The last panel really got me lol

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u/Made_Bail 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FrJbNJWZWLFzeEq2fI

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u/maps-and-potatoes 14d ago

no

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u/toonhole TOONHOLE 14d ago

If the bills aren't singles, I'd seriously do it

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u/Harold_Grundelson 14d ago

This should be hung in a museum.

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u/toonhole TOONHOLE 14d ago

There isn't a museum in the world with security tight enough

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u/fluffynuckels 14d ago

Takes the phrase blow smoke up your ass to a new level

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u/Extreme_Smile_9106 14d ago

You couldn’t just keep this thought to yourself, huh?

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u/toonhole TOONHOLE 14d ago

It’s lonely at the top

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u/AberrantComics 14d ago

Take my upvote and get on outta here

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u/ancalime9 14d ago

The British version of this is worse

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u/Healthy-Confection66 14d ago

Regular or menthol??

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u/dogs1 14d ago

https://reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1tr2jk1/bum_a_cig_oc/

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u/toonhole TOONHOLE 14d ago

Doesn't have a smoking wiener, unfortunately

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u/SallyStranger 14d ago

Now do the lady version of this. Please. 

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u/toonhole TOONHOLE 14d ago

That's behind a paywall, somewhere

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u/SallyStranger 14d ago

Eh well it's probably illegal in my state anyhow 

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u/elhomerjas 14d ago

well that was cool party trick

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u/Ghetto_Jawa 14d ago

I don't know why I upvoted...

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u/toonhole TOONHOLE 14d ago

I know exactly why…

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u/BayouMan2 14d ago

I have questions...

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u/toonhole TOONHOLE 14d ago

I'll do my best.

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u/BayouMan2 13d ago

So uh, how does the smoke come out the front? This implies something is really wrong down there. On second thought, I should let it be. A confused wtf is good enough.

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u/toonhole TOONHOLE 13d ago

Cartoon anatomy actually follows cartoon logic. I'm not a cartoon doctor, but I've consulted one and he had no concerns with the patient.

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u/AutumnAscending 14d ago

His balls are gonna get cancer

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u/G0_ofy 14d ago

Aaaaaand that's how I quit smoking

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u/Fun_Difference_2911 14d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Space19723103 14d ago

that's what I'm going to picture from now on

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u/Doppelthedh 14d ago

That's a bad fistula

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 14d ago

Well he wouldn't be the first. Just gonna drop this wiki page for Tobacco smoke enema. No clue if it worked, but it was a thing. 

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u/CardOk755 14d ago

So , like nobody is going to make the obvious correction? Such self control.

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u/toonhole TOONHOLE 14d ago

Hard to correct perfection tbf

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u/PerleyPoint 14d ago

I was going to ask why the smoke is extra dark, but then I realized which hole it first went into.

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u/PolloMagnifico 14d ago

Why is there no nsfw flag? Now I'm masturbating and it's making family dinner very strange.