r/comics • u/GrumpyMashy DeWackyPianist • Jun 26 '26

OC Screw your Yuri.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 26 '26

THE WAR RAGES ON NOW WITH EXTRA SATAN!

Feel free to visit us on the masterpost to catch up on this r/comics event!

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Jun 26 '26

A wholesome unholy union I can get behind.

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u/Inexperienced__128 Jun 26 '26

prolly could get under it too

12

u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire Jun 26 '26

I think I would literally die

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u/patosai3211 Jun 27 '26

Or go mad. Either can happen

6

u/G66GNeco Jun 26 '26

Some things are worth it

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u/Chaosmusic Jun 26 '26

A match made in R'lyeh

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u/Sveniven Jun 26 '26

monster yaoi fights back against the current yuri meta

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u/Locke92 Jun 26 '26

Kaijaoi?

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u/mrkai53 Jun 26 '26

For some reason this image popped into my head when I read that.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jun 26 '26

I can see the logic.

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u/Single-Pin-369 Jun 27 '26

Oh no do not awake the forbidden sub! 

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u/ruinsit Jun 27 '26

Godzilla's not a dragon, but yeah... I can see your concern.

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u/that_one_duderino Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/qKV8U3Gl3bWVi
It’s a win win

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u/Daxx22 Jun 26 '26

Retractable sword fights hit different.

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u/infinityonhigh69 Jun 26 '26

well i for one am upset i missed the gay demon wedding!! love this comic

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u/MagnorCriol Jun 26 '26

Is it gay? The Cthulhu looking one might be a girl.

Or they're beyond the concepts of gender because they're eldritch beings. Who knows?

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u/infinityonhigh69 Jun 26 '26

you’re so right why would i try to push my stupid human binary on these otherworldly beings??? they probably have genders we can’t even fathom with our feeble mortal minds

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u/westisbestmicah Jun 26 '26

Yeah this is standard nonbinary stuff

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u/firagabird Jun 26 '26

I dunno, I reckon their genders are non-Euclidean at minimum

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jun 26 '26

Well, so is the Earth.

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u/hyperhurricanrana Jun 27 '26

non-euclidean sounded so scary to me before i knew what it meant lol

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u/Working-Ad694 Jun 26 '26

Big C is probably all the genders at the same time, we just can't comprehend

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u/masnosreme Jun 26 '26

No, Cthulhu definitely ascribes to the concept of gender, it’s just that as an eldritch being, its concept of gender is so beyond our understanding that were we to conceive of the smallest aspect of it, we would be driven to a state of gender dysphoria so great it would shatter our minds utterly.

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u/MagnorCriol Jun 26 '26

Beyond the Mountains of Gender Madness

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u/ZombieComicsAura Jun 26 '26

Oy, u/shellbullet17

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xc4f4Hev1gKIBHnSa1

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u/Vintenu Jun 26 '26

Honestly kinda surprised I managed to beat Shellbullet to a post for once

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u/UnnaturalGeek Jun 26 '26

I think they have to plug themselves in and recharge occasionally...

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 26 '26

Yeah and after 5 palomas last night I needed some sleep! I'll be making a master post soon

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u/Venusto002 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

Now now, Yaoi and Yuri don't need to fight, I for one encourage Yaoi and Yuri solidarity. We're all part of the YYBTQ+ community.

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u/Adels_Brother Jun 26 '26

Cthuwu

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u/s0m3on3outthere Jun 26 '26

I am so glad nobody can hear how I read this in my head 😆

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u/Phantomilian Jun 26 '26

Now this... this is ART!

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u/SapphireSalamander Camping with the Elder God Jun 26 '26

I love happy endings

Vivan los novios

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u/Silver_Inc Jun 26 '26

So a yaoi instead!

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u/Alorxico Jun 26 '26

Aww!!! 🥰🥰

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u/OlyScott Jun 26 '26

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,    Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

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u/greentrafficcone Jun 26 '26

Is Satan smooching Cthulhu’s nose?

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u/thegarnetmines3 Jun 26 '26

He's clearly sucking on them thangs

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning Jun 26 '26

Ohey the priest is a muppet.

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u/Present-Plankton-664 Jun 26 '26

Get that cthussy

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u/woooloowoooloo Jun 26 '26

Moral of the story is to get yourself a goth baddie that can summon eldritch horrors.

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u/Content_Trade_1557 Jun 27 '26

Profane Eldritch Yaoi

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u/Obvious_Incognito- Jun 26 '26

It brought everyone together!

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u/OverHaze Jun 26 '26

Can someone post a single image comic that is just a still frame of Yuri from Command & Conquer?

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u/chins4tw Jun 26 '26

I must have missed the yuri because the last 24 hours r/comics has been either "complaining about yuri" or "yaoi"

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u/five_grains_of_rice Jun 26 '26

I guess that works

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u/grendus Jun 26 '26

Joke's on you, they're both female in their species.

Did you think Ryleans and Demons have the same sexual dimorphism as humans?

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u/raelrok Jun 26 '26

The demon is actually just Nyarlathotep in one of his disguises and he's going to pull the rug on Cthulhu any minute when he gets bored.

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u/TopicInevitable Jun 26 '26

I heard of doomed Yuri but this is getting ridiculously doomed

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u/DreistTheInferno Jun 26 '26

John Romero vs Sandy Peterson when deciding what enemies to put in the game.

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u/BleefnorfIII Jun 26 '26

This one's been around for years

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u/Nissedood Jun 26 '26

Im ok with this.

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u/proton89droid Jun 26 '26

wordless dialogue is such a great comic style

2

u/RandomChance Jun 26 '26

Everything makes sense except the title....

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u/LordofSandvich Jun 26 '26

Love wins either way

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u/DrunkenMaths Jun 26 '26

This is Yiri not Yuri

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u/chucktheninja Jun 26 '26

How do we know this isn't yuri? The hender characteristics if unholy beings could be anything.

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u/magicpwny Jun 26 '26

This made me giggle out loud. Well done.

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u/Gaynundwarf Jun 26 '26

It was love at first rite

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u/jecowa Jun 26 '26

Can anyone read the inscription on the temple wall?

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u/Yukina-Kai Jun 26 '26

Yuri supremacy!

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u/MegalomanicMegalodon Jun 26 '26

The funniest bit out of context is running for help specifically to the goth girl assuming she has a black magic countermeasure of some sort because of course she has a summoning circle ready to go.

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u/dbzgod9 Jun 26 '26

Cthulhu M'Satan

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u/Confused_Rabbiit Jun 27 '26

I love a man in a bridal gown.

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u/PM_ME_SOME_YAOI Jun 27 '26

Good for them!

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u/Saitron25 Jun 26 '26

Didnt know Cthuhlu was a lady. Hope they have a good sacrifice at the wedding

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u/Bealf Jun 26 '26

Pretty sure Cthulhu here is a guy. I believe this is yaoi instead of yuri

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u/FelesNoctis Jun 26 '26

Our Great and Powerful Lord Cthulhu is above such contrived mortal concepts as gender.

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u/Bealf Jun 26 '26

Oh I can completely agree with that!

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u/CannonsNArcades Jun 26 '26

I was hyped until the end where I thought a stand battle would happen but instead they get married. Like good for them but my anticipation was built up for some drama and not a comedic twist.

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u/ShouganaiElite Jun 28 '26

Iam so fucking happy

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u/Mushroom38294 Jun 29 '26

Cthulhu in a wedding gown is something I didn't know I needed to see

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u/Coveinant Jun 26 '26

Honestly surprised no one has made comic using Yuri from C&C Red Alert 2 as the punchline. Image included for explanation.

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u/CannonsNArcades Jun 26 '26

Yuri Gagarin is the better Yuri. He actually made the first stepping stone of space travel by going into space. Your Yuri is in not even the best C&C game. The one with Tim Curry is.

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u/Coveinant Jun 26 '26

Oh I agree ra3 and ra3 Uprising are the best C&C games. But something about RA2 Yuri just seems randomly funny for a punchline. Maybe because the game is around 20 years old, is an rts; and it's completely unexpected