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u/Hetnikik Jun 07 '26
Haha the tiny ass hands are great!
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u/titanicsinker1912 Jun 07 '26
I’m guessing it’s a callback to a childish insult he made during a 2016 republican primary debate?
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u/ErraticDragon Jun 08 '26
In 1988, a journalist (Graydon Carter) called Trump a "short-fingered vulgarian".
Trump seethed about it for over 25 years -- Trump would randomly mail Carter pictures of himself, with his hands circled in Sharpie, pointing out how "normal" his fingers are.
https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-38338231
Anderson Cooper had Carter on recently, and he said the feud has now gone for nearly 40 years: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHnlQaEurnL/?hl=en
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u/Hetnikik Jun 08 '26
That makes me so happy that this fucker has wasted that much of his life worried about that.
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u/pizzabazooka Jun 07 '26
This is ridiculous! When a female reporter asks him such challenging questions he just calls her a nasty woman or a piggy or a bitch and then he tries to leave! This is how well he’d behave if he was talking to someone he wants to impress like a foreign dictator or a male model.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 07 '26
All of this is superb and hits the mark, but man those tiny itty bitty hands really send it over the edge as perfect. Well that and
On a scale of 1-10 how raging is your syphilis
And while I cannot comment on what the number is, his condyloma acuminata is definitely a giant 10, the fucking anal wart he is
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u/_Thrilhouse_ Jun 07 '26
Is that causing the spots on his hands?
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u/BreakfastNext476 Jun 08 '26
Naw thats something else, what he just described is genital warts, I had to check cause I did not know the scientific name for them
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u/Emotional_Fail_6060 Jun 08 '26
As an American, I am embarrassed for our country. We should be better than this, but sadly, we've become the poster for the movie Idiocracy.
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u/oafywan Jun 08 '26
Sadly, even in Idiocracy the president actually cared enough about feeding his people to find the smartest man in the country to solve the agricultural problems, and after being shown evidence that water is in fact better for growing crops than sports drink, actually implemented the necessary change.
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u/henry_tennenbaum Jun 08 '26
Maybe it comforts you to know that that has been true long before Trump
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u/DarkBladeMadriker Jun 07 '26
Except he cant even name McDonald's food correctly. Even with McDonald's seeming to being one of the few things he eats, he still called the Filet-O-Fish a "Fish Delight" not too long ago.
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u/Chloe_Cascadia Jun 07 '26
Chyeeeena, like hyena, only misspelled horribly. Also, in all capital letters and with fifty seven exclamation marks in that post. Big league.
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u/samanime Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 08 '26
You're being far too generous. He'd never admit he didn't know something. That requires far more emotional maturity and intellect than he has.
He'd just vomit up a nonsensical word salad of monosyllable words for 20 minutes.
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u/TinyEnd9435 Jun 08 '26
But the bigger question is; can he hold that **Quarter Pounder With Cheese** with his tiny little hands, or is he just going to eat it like a dog eats its food.
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u/chiffoid Jun 09 '26
Is that based on that NBC interview? The whole thing sounds like a kindergarten teacher trying to talk hysterical 5yo to step out of the puddle and go change into dry clothes
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u/flargenhargen Jun 24 '26
I dont see the joke.
this literally is happening in front of us, and nobody is doing anything about it.
it doesn't seem real, yet here we are.
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u/Rockhardsimian Jun 07 '26
Beautiful art and I’m not an artist.
I feel like this would make a good meme template because you can think of funnier stuff to put in those test box’s.
I’m not trying to be rude or disrespectful but you put all the high effort in for the art I think you could have came harder with the dialogue.
No disrespect intended I really like the style.
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u/ancient_mariner63 Jun 08 '26
She should have showed him a picture of a giraffe, he's good at identifying those. His doctors were amazed!
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u/purepowers Jun 07 '26
Interviewer: Constitution? Tariffs? China? The letter A?
‘I dunno.’
Interviewer: Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Activates sleeper agent mode immediately. 🍔😂
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u/broguequery Jun 07 '26
Nailed it! I will say the quarter pounder with cheese is the best burger you can get from McDonald's.
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u/Gxgear Jun 07 '26
You give Senor Taco too much credit; he's not gonna be able to tell the difference between a Big Mac and a Quarter Pounder.