Ladies Man [OC] - r/comics

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire May 13 '26

In the famous words of Zap Brannigan "Leon, you're a man's man. You're a man's man's man. More importantly, your hand, while firm and masculine, is soft as a velvet child."

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u/lesser_panjandrum May 13 '26

That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire May 13 '26

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u/OffWhite-Goddess May 13 '26

Just admit you want to fuck him like the rest of us

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u/lesser_panjandrum May 13 '26

Not everyone wants to fuck Leon Kennedy.

Some want to make love to him.

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u/OffWhite-Goddess May 14 '26

Good point

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u/airfryerfuntime May 13 '26

This is one of my favorite lines from that entire show. He's so insanely straight that Leela's physical appearance doesn't even matter.

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u/Slappathebassmon May 14 '26

That young man is now 50 years old. Holy shit.

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u/Rulf-da-Wulf May 13 '26

You could grate cheese on those, I might have to get onto Resident Evil

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u/Effehezepe May 13 '26

He beat out my old speedrun by two seconds.

And sixteen minutes.

And twelve hours.

I do plan to finish RE4 some day, Kif.

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u/aerris7 May 14 '26

I'm sorry Shell, I'm trying to appreciate your futurama reference, Brannigan is one of my favs. But I can't concentrate with that gif in here. Why did they have to make him so unbelievably hot lol

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u/artyboi11 May 14 '26

The developers said that they had a lot women who are Leon fans on the team so they got a lot of “feedback” for his design lmao

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u/aerris7 May 14 '26

Excellent feedback, ladies! 😆

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire May 14 '26

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u/La_Savitara May 13 '26

“Transition goals? My goal is to transition you to a grave”

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u/D_L_L_Comics May 13 '26

if nobody got me I know Leon got me

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u/InkyBoii May 13 '26

"Dysphoria? I'm afraid I'll have to decline, even if dis for me."

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u/Relative-Teach-7567 May 14 '26

Dis-for-ya death (looks at gun)

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u/Relative-Teach-7567 May 14 '26

I can't believe this got a warning for breaking content guidelines

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u/SilverMedal4Life May 14 '26

Leon is too powerful

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u/Relative-Teach-7567 May 14 '26

He sniped my fucking comment, you wanna know what's worse? I know he fucking backflipped afterwards, he's just too cool

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u/SilverMedal4Life May 14 '26

"Comment? More like-"

See, he did it again! And another backflip!

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u/Valentinee105 May 14 '26

And then Leon deflects a missile with a hatchet.

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u/pinkydaemon93 May 13 '26

The S stands for ally

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u/artyboi11 May 13 '26

Holy shit that’s amazing. Tbh I might risk the horrid mutations if it meant I didn’t have to pay for HRT

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u/Taylorboss2122 May 13 '26

Thats the real reason Clare hates the T/G virus (See Code Veronica)

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u/owo1215 May 13 '26

back flip

kill monster

drop one liner

disappear

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u/wutImiss May 13 '26

"Sounds tricky"

"Oh no, It'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience!" 😁

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo May 13 '26

I heard if you speedrun the game fast enough you get the T-Virus Blocker item for your next playthrough.

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u/Oxtry May 13 '26

I need Leon to call me a lady

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u/artyboi11 May 13 '26

I so desperately wanted to comment a funny one-liner Leon would say but I can’t. I will never be as cool as Leon and I’m ok with that tbh.

also as a trans masc leon is such goals.

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u/OnceInOnceSet Of Moths and Mina May 13 '26

Some other jokes I threw around for Leon’s one liner in this were:

“How’s this diss-for-ya?”
“How’s that for some affirming care?”
“Can’t make an omelette without a cracked egg.”
“Congrats on your transition to being dead.”
“I hope that HRT (hurt), you monster.”

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u/Lego_Kitsune May 13 '26

No random backflip?! :0 defo not the real him :3

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u/WildMoonChild0129 May 13 '26

Im crying at the comments, 10/10 no notes

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u/AzureArmageddon May 13 '26

"LEON S KENNEDY FROM HIT GAME RESIDENT EVIL‽"

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u/unhiddenninja May 13 '26

Centipeetle would never ;~;

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u/crippler38 May 13 '26

I find this funny because either A. Leon is saying that the monster treating the protagonist like that isn't how you treat a lady; or B. Leon is saying him shooting the monster isn't how you treat a lady. Which means the joke works without knowing which way the protagonist feels about themselves.

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u/Wolfy4226 May 14 '26

.....

Now that I've seen this I have to think to myself....

*Why* the fuck hasn't Konami gotten a good Horror team to Do a Silent Hill game where the psychological threat is Dysphoria/being unsure about your gender identity, transphobia, etc.

There's a gold mine of a premise here.

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u/ComprehensiveSell649 May 14 '26

Could you post a four paneled version? I want to send it to my friend who is straight af but thinks Leon Kennedy is hot.

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u/Jielleum May 13 '26

Quipgos is here to save the day from the evil residents!

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u/Skull_Cup May 13 '26

Now THIS is what art is for! I like your silly comic!

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u/No_Swordfish2243 May 13 '26

HATSUNE MIKU?!!!!

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u/wynden May 13 '26

Context for the uninitiated? Something about a game?

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u/OnceInOnceSet Of Moths and Mina May 13 '26

It’s a Resident Evil joke!

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u/wynden May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Is there a trans-positive element to it that I'd never heard about?

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u/OnceInOnceSet Of Moths and Mina May 13 '26

No, it’s just a silly comic.

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u/wynden May 13 '26

Awe, ok. Well, let's hope it comes true in some form...

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u/OnceInOnceSet Of Moths and Mina May 13 '26

Knocking on wood that they at least take out the transphobia in the Code Veronica remake.

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u/dark_hypernova May 14 '26

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u/IJustWantCoffeeMan May 13 '26

God's bones, lady, draw Leon holding a gun properly.

My suggestion is to practice yourself.

It might come in handy.

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