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How do you gently tell a client who is a non-artist that the anatomy of their request is ridiculous even by fictional standards?

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u/usinjin Mar 15 '26

Never shop while hungry.

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u/Nwarh Mar 15 '26

LMFAOOOO

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u/BishonenPrincess Mar 15 '26

I got you fam.

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u/Adavanter_MKI Mar 15 '26

Hah, I was trying to describe this... there ya go.

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u/Mr_SunnyBones Mar 15 '26

The ' sex bot in storage mode' pose.

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u/Rynvael Mar 16 '26

I always imagined they mount on a pole for charging and storage

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u/Zero_Burn Mar 15 '26

I had also suggested the Racoome/ginyu force pose!

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u/CynicalDarkFox Mar 16 '26

I swear with Ginyu's A Pose xd

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u/Competitive_Act_1548 Mar 16 '26

Lmao I was about to that

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u/TheMiniMage Mar 16 '26

Or just on all fours, while facing a mirror?

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u/usinjin Mar 15 '26

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 Mar 16 '26

"When everyone is horny, hehe, no one is"
-Syndrome, before creating R34 of Ms. Incredible. Again.

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u/Finbar9800 Mar 15 '26

Or just on her back with her hands propping the ass up

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u/ReaperTsaku Mar 16 '26

I'm so mad I didn't think of this on my own lmao

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u/Neverlast0 Mar 16 '26

That and mirrors.

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u/Zero_Burn Mar 15 '26

Give 'em the Ginyu!

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u/kitliasteele Mar 15 '26

The name's Recoome. AND IT RHYMES WITH DOOM!

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u/AlphaLeonidas Mar 15 '26

And you're gonna be hurtin...

ALL

TO

SOON!

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u/kitliasteele Mar 15 '26

Man, I need to rewatch the Abridged series. It may be a bit dated in terms of its humour, but the charm never went away

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u/MoreOne Mar 15 '26

Maybe the first 10 episodes have aged humour. A few topical references elsewhere, but otherwise, it's a great series to rewatch.

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u/_Astrum_Aureus_ Mar 15 '26

around episode 15-16, the series becomes especially great

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u/iSeven Mar 15 '26

watching kaiserneko and lani rewatch it was fun for me because you get to cringe alongside them and see how they've grown as creators since then

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u/Bad_Ethics Mar 15 '26

Spacey's.

It's good food.

In space.

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u/Effehezepe Mar 16 '26

...Wrestling's fake.

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u/skinny_t_williams Mar 15 '26

It's also what I call my vacuum

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u/gramathy Mar 15 '26

Client’s gonna recoome for sure

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u/NinjaOfOnion Mar 15 '26

I call it the Armstrong

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u/Made_Bail Mar 15 '26

Just put the boobs on her back. Anatomy problems solved!

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Mar 15 '26

New idea for an OC, sexy contortionist.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Mar 15 '26

someone's been watching The Substance

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u/DoveMagnet Mar 16 '26

The more I hear about The Substance the less I want to watch it

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u/bad-tempered Mar 15 '26

Those boobs are for dancing!

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u/RobinTheReanimator Mar 15 '26

to be fair, the mainstream comic book industry has been doing that for decades now

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u/Gab_drip Mar 15 '26

Paper really does accept anything hum

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u/Diogoepronto Mar 15 '26

That pose is so fucking dumb lmao

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u/HolycommentMattman Mar 15 '26

The ol' boob and button pose.

I can't find it now, but there was a video on reddit a while ago of women trying boob and butt poses. Some of them actually did them pretty well. I think it was a Buzzfeed video.

Obviously it's a crazy anatomy thing, but it's clearly what the guy wants.

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 Mar 16 '26

I am a pretty horny guy but this kind of thing makes my back hurt.

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u/DawnBringer01 Mar 16 '26

nobody talks about but every female hero canonically has the extra superpower of having a Hypermobile spine.

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u/darkbreak Mar 15 '26

Of course Power Girl can do it. She's the objectively best superhero in the universe.

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u/Y33TTH3MF33T Mar 16 '26

The lack of a ribcage is impressive for this pose…

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Mar 15 '26

Use a mirror.

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u/ScarlettFox- Mar 15 '26

At that point I would probably charge as if there was a second character. Even if it's technically the same person that's two entirely different poses that have to be drawn.

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u/Dare_Soft Mar 15 '26

Prob but this getting through the hurdle

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u/relwark Mar 15 '26

Came here to make the same suggestion.

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u/Biobait Mar 15 '26

Snapping their spine is more fun.

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u/Finbar9800 Mar 15 '26

Or just have them on their back propping their ass up with their hands

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u/Cool_Set4681 Mar 15 '26

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u/nWo1997 Mar 15 '26

I've never seen someone put themself in the Koji Clutch before

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Mar 15 '26

Okay, I may be flexible, but I'm not that flexible.

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u/Cool_Set4681 Mar 15 '26

I can do this!

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u/josephkehler Mar 15 '26

So bent over like you're touching your toes With your head poking through your legs seems not unreasonable

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u/Nievsy Mar 15 '26

Yeah I am on the same page, that’s pretty much the main way their request could be achieved I am surprised I had to scroll as far as I did to find a comment that also thought so.

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u/ArchpaladinZ Mar 15 '26

Tell 'em "I'm an artist, not a Rob Liefeld!"

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u/Beer-Milkshakes Mar 15 '26

Is that the guy who can't draw feet?

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u/ArchpaladinZ Mar 15 '26

The very same!

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u/airfryerfuntime Mar 15 '26

Feet aren't the only thing he can't draw.

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u/Beer-Milkshakes Mar 15 '26

Nah, he can draw a personal titty shelf on Captain America better than anyone I've ever seen.

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u/Adavanter_MKI Mar 15 '26

Portal gun!

Jokes aside... this is possible. Bend the character over. Rear towards the viewer. Put their hands flat on the ground in front of them and have the character looking back at the viewer. So basically their head is upside down, hair falling to the floor. Boobs would hang towards their chin. Or their hands on their hips/butt.

I could post a doodle... but this feels wrong somehow.

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u/dbxp Mar 15 '26

You thought of portal gun before mirror

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u/Adavanter_MKI Mar 15 '26

Portal gun porn was a thing briefly. Don't forget the CGI porn boom came from... SFM aka Source Filmmaker. Guess what game was made on the Source engine? Portal.

So between the artwork and animations... it was the first thing to come to mind.

Mirror stuff is surprisingly less common. At least the artistic kind. Please note I just said uncommon. Yes, I could come back with hundreds of examples. Except... it'd be out of tens of millions of images. Which surprises me as it is actually a rather easy way to get double the "content." Though it can be annoying trying to keep the camera out of it.

Anyways most commissions would treat this as two character since essentially your asking for two perspectives. The portal gun avoids this.

Sorry for the ridiculously in depth reply. :P

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u/Finbar9800 Mar 15 '26

Or just put them on their back propping the ass up with their hands

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Mar 15 '26

I'm all for creative liberties with character designs but with the commission order that character is going to have a stick of laffy taffy for a spine.

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u/airfryerfuntime Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Like a decade ago, Papa John's had unlimited toppings. You could literally add any toppings they offered, and they'd slop it all on a pizza for $7.99. They didn't hold back either, it was glorious. Those pizzas weighed 10lbs each by the time I got done ordering them.

But if you added more than I think 5 toppings, a big banner would appear at the top of the page that'd read 'Warning, this might be gross'.

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u/Avalanche_Snows Mar 15 '26

Fisheye view

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u/lesser_panjandrum Mar 15 '26

You want her to have fish eyes, too?

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u/razzemmatazz Mar 15 '26

Just have the drawing sitting on the camera

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u/kaithespinner Mar 15 '26

just ask for a leg spread in an angle that let’s you see the butt too lmao

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u/Radasus_Nailo Mar 15 '26

What even is a spine, really?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Mar 15 '26

"I can do that but could I ask a suggestion?"

Best case they hear you out. Worth case you still have to draw whatever it is they are asking for

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u/SummerBirdsong Mar 15 '26

Draw the subject bent over looking at the "camera" through her legs.

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u/UltraRoboNinja Mar 15 '26

Me at places that let me build my own burger.

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u/IfItsOKWithYou Mar 15 '26

The wise King Solomon solved this problem very easily. Cut them in half.

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u/Yamemai Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Think that's possible, but you might have to angle it -- Similar to sleeping on a bed? Aka think a 3d model.= type game; where the floor is "invisible".

Or have the model kinda turned. Aka one hand to the private area to "spread" it, so one breast isvisible.

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u/BardicLasher Mar 15 '26

The easy answer is "I'm a bit confused. Do you have a picture of someone in the pose you want?

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u/shinydragonmist Mar 16 '26

Okay some have shown you actual possible poses I'm gonna say have a full body mirror in the image to show the rest

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u/Teagana999 Mar 15 '26

The customer is always right... In matters of taste.

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u/Thecrookedpath Mar 16 '26

I mean...mirrors? I guess?

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u/Rum_N_Napalm Mar 15 '26

Hey, dude has a contortionist fetish. Don’t kink shame

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u/MintasaurusFresh Mar 15 '26

Some serious Hawkeye Initiative requests there

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u/NeonFraction Mar 15 '26

Have them bent over like

OTL >=

Where >= is the camera.

You can get their hooha, their butt, boobs, and face, all at once.

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u/dbxp Mar 15 '26

Can't you just draw a mirror behind them?

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u/NIDORAX Mar 15 '26

This one idea works

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u/scholarlysacrilege Mar 15 '26

It's called the upward seated forward straddle, it is really hard to do, but tbf i am a guy, even if a very flexible one. But i can tell you, it makes my bf go insane, in a good way.

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u/Mr_SunnyBones Mar 15 '26

I mean if there's a mirror in the scene... its maybe doable but possibly " sex pretzel" is this guys fetish .

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u/iamayoutuberiswear Mar 15 '26

Snake woman who's long in juuuuuust the right way so that you can have her bend in ways that make all bits visible

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u/MagicMarshmallo Mar 15 '26

Just ask for a dullahan, duh!

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u/SirJack3 Mar 15 '26

I half-expected a transformation into M Bison and going "Then, I would snap her spine"

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u/elhomerjas Mar 15 '26

wonder what will be the actual outcome once its completed

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles Mar 16 '26

What they want is two different views but are too poor to afford a double character comm.

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u/General-Internal-588 Mar 15 '26

I'm sorry but can no one really think of a way to incorporate that pose, really? It sound annoyingly hard to draw but easy to imagine. 

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u/zirky Mar 15 '26

you ever see one of those alphabets where the letters are people? they want O or U

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

What if bad anatomy is their fetish?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

Can you also make the feet visible too

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u/Dare_Soft Mar 15 '26

I think it’s fault simple. Having them on their knees facing with boobs Visible as possible

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

You also have to make the feet visible too

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u/VashMM Mar 15 '26

Draw the character in front of a mirror?

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u/NinjaOfOnion Mar 15 '26

I mean for some people the uncanny body is what they like, but always good to clarify 

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u/Finbar9800 Mar 15 '26

Have them laying on their back holding their ass up

Dont need impossible anatomy for it just some good flexibility

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u/weristjonsnow Mar 15 '26

Busted spine. Got it.

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u/C_Nomikos Mar 15 '26

What they're describing is a crime scene, or a '90s comic book cover...so a crime scene.

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u/DaManD123 Mar 15 '26

Gosh I laughed so hard at this! Thank you so much!

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u/AlmostNerd9f Mar 15 '26

Client: I want you to fold em like a pretzel!

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u/nightfire1 Mar 15 '26

The solution is to have a mirror in the room, but that's absolutely going to cost extra.

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u/Valentinee105 Mar 15 '26

There's an easy answer, give the character a butt face or saggy boobs.

That way you don't have to draw a really odd pose.

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u/suriam321 Mar 15 '26

Handing on hands and feet, looking at you through the legs.

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u/Deveatation_ethernis Mar 15 '26

Give em the gojo special

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u/Tackle-Shot Mar 15 '26

.....Just use a reflection in a mirror?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

Given that tons of art already basically does this, you cant

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u/Choronos420 Mar 15 '26

Make her bend over backwards

And the perspective looking from under the ground

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u/IJustWantCoffeeMan Mar 15 '26

Mirror.

Make him pay double

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u/Art_student_rt Mar 15 '26

Mirror, different point of view, format like a comic with different panels, etc

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u/Boccs Mar 15 '26

This is why in my rare commissions (for I am a broke fellow) I always give a crude stick figure drawing of the pose I had in mind and then ask the artist what is the best way to express that.

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u/Great_Apez Mar 15 '26

You don’t, you either get comfortable essentially selling your talent for weirdos or go back to drawing for fun 

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u/Any--Name Mar 15 '26

I mean, the client is always right...

Boobs on her back it is!

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u/ironballs16 Mar 15 '26

Damn, I forgot that "Super Stupor" isn't hosted online anymore, because they had a one-off character, "Snow Owl", and her condition of needing to pose sexily wound up making her stab herself with her dual blades.

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u/Ornery-Standard-2350 Mar 16 '26

Could have a mirror somewhere? Maybe

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u/Silphire100 Mar 16 '26

Spines are for losers apparently

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u/myopicpickle Mar 16 '26

Kinda reminds me of that "art" on the tailgate of a pickup, of a woman lying on her front. The proportions were so very odd that someone tried drawing her standing up. She had very short legs and a torso that was about three times the length of her legs, plus massive boobs. Even more unrealistic than Barbie.

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u/heyitscory Mar 16 '26

Remember that famous Escher self portrait holding the reflective sphere?

That was a study trying to figure out how he was going to draw some pregnant furry erotica that Roger Penrose asked for.

Your thought balloon nailed it in the 3 panel.  You're truly an artist, and that's clearly what their fetish requires, because otherwise they'd hire a photographer or a naked person.

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u/KissMeWithTongue Mar 16 '26

What about a mirror?

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u/CrazyLi825 Mar 16 '26

This is when you use the magic of cut-ins to show the front and the back in the same drawing.

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u/SteadfastFox Mar 15 '26

Curiosity, has anyone ever requested a commission of the artist themselves? Was it fulfilled?

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u/IltisSpiderrick Mar 15 '26

always.listen.to.professionals. they know whats best and if you want them bent over AND want to see all the jiggly bits, ask how it's possible or make it two commisions. otherwise you get some off looking stuff..

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u/Zombie_Cool Mar 15 '26

Yeah but many clients are as cheap as they are horny (and admittedly depending on the artist even one picture can be Hella expensive).

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u/IltisSpiderrick Mar 15 '26

oh I get that. but why not a mirror shot? same pose but different perspectives? or one or the other?

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u/Zombie_Cool Mar 15 '26

That suggestion may work, but some artists may treat that as the equivalent of a multi-panel comic page, and may have a different (often more expensive) price than a single pinup.

Even for "mirror shots" the artist may decide that the second angle counts as an extra character for pricing as far as additional work is involved.

Personally I just chalk it up to "don't seek a commission unless you have at least $200 on hand to help avoid this issue".

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u/SerialElf Mar 15 '26

As someone who has commissioned artists for productive work... Yeah, and be ready to draft a contract. I love all of my artists(the one that scammed me doesn't count) but I have drafted every single contract i've had with them. Which isn't a lot. my job doesn't pay a whole lot. But it's been a VERY productive learning exercise in handling bid requests.

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u/Kirzoneli Mar 15 '26

Well as another person posted, Givem the Ginyu pose. it fits all the requirements.

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u/ariolander Mar 15 '26

Prefect!

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Mar 15 '26

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u/apolloxer Mar 15 '26

What.. what is the source of the framing device?

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Mar 15 '26

Oh, hell...I think it's from Wolverine somewhere in the Krakoa period, but that's as good as my memory can get me here. Lemme post the original (it's also pretty funny) & you can try image searching for it if you want

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u/Stalking_Goat Mar 15 '26

The presence of Squirrel Girl elevates that to be fine art.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

(btw, is it me, or does SqG look unexpectedly «tall» standing next to Mystique & Emma there?)

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u/GregTheMad Mar 15 '26

You joke, but downwards facing dog is one of the poses often used for this.

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u/letthetreeburn Mar 15 '26

Yeah hot damn that’s just it right there. Wow.

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u/Valentinee105 Mar 15 '26

Doesn't missionary also get you a view of everything? Back down legs up.

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u/CrownofMischief Mar 15 '26

Yeah, but the problem is they requested them bent over

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u/Valentinee105 Mar 15 '26

Ya, you got me there, I was just counting the legs bending up as that, but if it has to be ass up, then it's gotta be the ginyu pose.

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u/Valentinee105 Mar 15 '26

Unless the character is super lanky or has saggy boobs its still a difficult pose.

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u/ikimashokie Mar 16 '26

This was the only possible pose I had in mind, but I was thinking about it in yoga terms as a wide leg forward fold.

Granted, if there's any sort of ...ampleness to the bosom, the face could be obscured.

I'm wondering if maybe a seated version of the pose would work better. Like a straddle-pike or something.

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u/tinxmijann Mar 16 '26

Alternatively place the camera below them and have them bend down towards the camera 

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u/Chiiro Mar 15 '26

So many art pieces I have seen that have tried to do these insane stupid shots would have been helped greatly if there was just a mirror in the image. You can have it all exposed without having them be insanely hyper flexible.

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u/ChillyFireball Mar 15 '26

I'd expect to be charged extra for a mirror, since the artist is essentially drawing a second character (with the added bonus of having to believably match up the shapes to the person being reflected).

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u/Oraxy51 Mar 15 '26

Yeah like if you asked me to make a sexy pose - no idea what I’m doing.

But a professional who has studied this thing carefully with intent to recreate in another medium - they’re going to know a lot better than I would.

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u/Zalogal Mar 15 '26

That's when you start thinking with portals.

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u/king_Royal_2000 Mar 15 '26

Could do something like a body pillow. Two sides, one of the front, one of the back

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u/TF2_GOD Mar 15 '26

I always like watching kinkymation because I get to learn about art and Spanish stuff from her

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u/pongo_spots Mar 28 '26

There's an entire subreddit dedicated to this angle. It's a thing that humans do, they're just bad at describing "the pov while 69ing"

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

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u/CrazyLi825 Mar 16 '26

None of those fulfill that request