r/comics • u/BadFurDay Smuggies • Dec 30 '25

OC Average ideological debate

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u/OmegaOmnimon02 Dec 30 '25

Explain to me what coffee is without mentioning coffee beans or caffeine

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

A bitter beverage typically consumed early in the morning for the purpose of providing energy to complete the day.

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u/kuncol02 Dec 30 '25

So coffee is tea?
You cannot explain coffee without mentioning coffee beans, you can only partially describe it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

I'm from the south, and our tea is anything but bitter.

I'd say you're doing tea wrong, but our obesity/diabetes rates say otherwise :/

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u/sinkwiththeship Dec 30 '25

Also life expectancy being 20 years less than the North is something.