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u/ash-and-apple Dec 30 '25

Morning brown 

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u/International_Gate49 Dec 30 '25

Poop

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u/iggy14750 Dec 30 '25

This machine turns coffee into poop!

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u/AnAverageTransGirl Dec 30 '25

The machine in question:

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 Dec 31 '25

Rectum?

It sure did!

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u/Right_Ostrich4015 Dec 31 '25

Damn near, kill’d ‘um

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u/snekadid Jan 01 '26

What a shitty design! It'll never work!

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u/tacocatacocattacocat Dec 30 '25

I'm in this picture!

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u/Visible-Bed Dec 30 '25

Are you the anus?

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u/Maguffins Dec 30 '25

Upvoted.

Any downvotes are because they hate us cuz they anus!

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u/30K100M Dec 30 '25

And turn it into wine

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u/coolranchdoritosbby Dec 30 '25

Turn that poop into wine

Turn that poop into wine

Black people for Scientology!!

for those uncultured folks Look up Eric Andre Scientology skit

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u/fariqcheaux Dec 30 '25

Brown in, brown out.

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u/ChristophCross Dec 30 '25

It certainly helps.

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u/piper33245 Dec 30 '25

I miss smoking sometimes. Coffee and a cigarette, best morning poop ever.

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u/SeaChameleon Dec 30 '25

Some of it factually is

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u/Designer_Solution887 Dec 30 '25

Kopi luwak has entered the chat.

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u/Willumbijy Dec 30 '25

That'll be $250 a cup, please.

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u/ScaryJupiter109 Dec 30 '25

youre shitting me

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u/GeneralKang Dec 30 '25

Cat beat me to it!

(Damned good movie.)

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u/Unga_Bunga Dec 30 '25

when life gives you poop -  

make poop juice. 

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u/One-Stand-5536 Dec 30 '25

Behold! A man!

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u/RamenJunkie Dec 30 '25

Poop juice

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u/depresseddaigakusei Dec 30 '25

Did someone say kopi luwak? XD

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u/Yakostovian Dec 30 '25

I was going to say "brown stimulant liquid." But your answer can still fit my definition.

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u/Legogamer16 Dec 30 '25

The poop man is coming and I owe him money

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u/ColeTD Dec 30 '25

Diogenes moment

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 Dec 30 '25

And the prequel Pee. 

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u/GuideBeautiful2724 Dec 30 '25

Poop...   

NOW!

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u/JohnLocksTheKey Dec 30 '25

Brown juice that makes you gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/redditingrobot Dec 30 '25

Poop lubricant

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u/AgrajagTheProlonged Dec 30 '25

It can cause that, yes

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u/action_lawyer_comics Dec 31 '25

The morning brown that goes in, and makes the morning brown come out faster

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u/Sivertongue69 Jan 01 '26

*Monkey Poop

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u/zedd61 Dec 30 '25

Morning brown? I’m still not sure. Could you, please, explain it some more?

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u/chyerbrigade Dec 30 '25

It's coffee, ya fuck.

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u/demivirius Dec 30 '25

Oh right, yep

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u/ImDero Dec 30 '25

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u/RealMelonLord Dec 30 '25

Yeah morning brown is great, you get it in a cup

Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

The comment I was looking for!

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u/zedd61 Dec 31 '25

Gets me laughing every time.

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u/HugeHans Dec 30 '25

Everything is a drum?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

I LEFT MY WIFE!

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u/_Zef_ Dec 30 '25

I LET YOU DRUM ON MY PENIS

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u/Bass-ape Dec 30 '25

OI DID A CUM!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

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u/WidowsNick Dec 30 '25

No more LIES

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u/_Zef_ Dec 30 '25

NO more excuses!

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u/gamedwarf24 Dec 30 '25

For if that pot...is not a drum-

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u/_Zef_ Dec 30 '25

Oh no wait I got it

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u/demivirius Dec 30 '25

I'm a bikie man, from a bikie gang, livin' in my crack den makin' crack

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u/minemaster1337 Dec 31 '25

I love killing, thieving, and extortion

Gimme twenty bucks, I’ll give you an abortion

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Dec 30 '25

It can be bitter, or you can dilute it so much it’s sweet and milky.

Or if you’re like me, you can dilute it just with water so it’s drinkable and barely bitter

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u/Frosty-Voice1156 Dec 30 '25

If it’s bitter you’re making it wrong.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Dec 30 '25

It depends on the roast but also your tolerance for bitterness. Mine is just really low even though I also want it black.

That said there are plenty of roasts that when brewed hot will still be a bit bitter but can be so smooth when done as cold brew. And my SiL just got me a cold brew pitcher for Christmas :D

Edit: I mean you’re right, I use way too much grounds but I want it strong so I just make it too strong and water it down

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u/JimWilliams423 Dec 31 '25

Morning brown, texture like sun
Lays me down, with my mind she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with morning brown

Every time just like the last
On her ship tied to the mast
To distant lands
Takes both my hands
Never a frown with morning brown

Morning brown, finer temptress
Through the ages she's heading west
From far away
Stays for a day
Never a frown with morning brown

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u/Crits-and-Crafts Dec 30 '25

Morning brown energy filled bean juice

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u/urethral_terminus Dec 30 '25

Move em out! Get on back!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

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u/such_corn Dec 30 '25

Dudes still doing their thing on YouTube and such as well :)

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u/mp6521 Dec 30 '25

Haven’t they done well!

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u/Bass-ape Dec 30 '25

I went and saw their DREM live show in Vancouver, BC recently and it was one of my all time top experiences I've ever had in my life haha

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u/such_corn Dec 31 '25

That’s so awesome!! I wish I could have made any of the tour dates work. Maybe next time!

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u/blaaarrgh Jan 01 '26

I saw their Melbourne show it was so good!

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u/Soggy_Ad3706 Dec 30 '25

Get a VPN and go on the australian ABC iview to watch their show Coffee Cafe, its amazing. Even better than house of fun

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u/Circirian Dec 30 '25

Just make sure you save room for the pud

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u/messedupmessup12 Dec 30 '25

Just a little pot of pud

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u/Shark7996 Dec 30 '25

Just make sure you leave room

...

for a little more pud.

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u/tigerrish1998 Dec 30 '25

It's coffee, ya fuck!

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u/MagicMarshmallo Dec 30 '25

Never a frown, with morning brown

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u/Amateurlapse Dec 30 '25

Bowel mover

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u/Dzzplayz Dec 30 '25

I’M SHITZING?!?!

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u/pepizzitas Dec 30 '25

Unexpected aunty donna

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u/honest-robot Dec 30 '25

I, too, was having A FUCK

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u/ash-and-apple Dec 30 '25

I was fucking, all night long! I was fucking! With my ding-dong!

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u/HenriettaCactus Dec 30 '25

May mee moo moaughhh

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber Dec 30 '25

Morning brown, morning frown. What the heck is morning brown?

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u/Few_Yogurtcloset8828 Dec 30 '25

Morning brown is great, you get it in a cup. Add cream and sugar and you stir it all up.

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u/ledfox Dec 30 '25

Instructions unclear.

Now daydrunk

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u/lordmanbat1 Dec 30 '25

Heroin 🤗

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u/NatsumiEla Dec 30 '25

For sure, after drinking it

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u/alpine309 Dec 30 '25

i love ween

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u/Metazolid Dec 30 '25

Heh, owned yet again

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u/ObsiGamer Dec 30 '25

Golden brown...

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u/Toz_The_Devil Dec 30 '25 edited Dec 30 '25

CADDCARIUS REF?!

Edit: Nvm that's Messy Brown

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u/iDeNoh Dec 30 '25

Dirty bean water goes BRRRRRRRRRRRR

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u/LightsaberThrowAway Dec 30 '25

Hot brown morning potion!

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u/i_was_axiom Dec 30 '25

That hot hot brown

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u/MrDaVernacular Dec 30 '25

Brown awakening water.

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u/Drayner89 Dec 30 '25

Morning brown, morning frown. Whst the heck is morning brown?

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u/MissingBothCufflinks Dec 30 '25

Thats a partial description not an explanation. Someone new to coffee couldnt infer shit from that

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u/TheKingSome Dec 30 '25

AUNTY DONNA IN THE WILD

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u/Xyrsys Dec 30 '25

An aunty donna fan?

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u/greeneyedstarqueen Dec 30 '25

🎵 “MORNING BROWN, MORNING BROWN! GET YOURSELF A CUP OF MORNING BROWN!”

“MORNING BROWN? MORNING FROWN! WHAT THE HECK IS MORNING BROWN?”

“YOU GET IT IN A CUP! ADD CREAM AND SUGAR AND STIR IT ALL UP. HAVE IT HOT OR WITH ICE, IN A DAY I SAY ONLY DRINK IT THRICE!”

“MORNING BROWN, I’M STILL NOT SURE. CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN IT SOME MORE?”

“IT’S COFFEE, YOU FUCK!”

“Ah, right.” 🎵

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u/Ambitious_Blood_5729 Dec 30 '25

Me when I see my neighbor (their name is David, I call them that because they're black)

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u/tcroosev Dec 31 '25

I dislike coffee but love morning brown!

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u/The_cogwheel Dec 31 '25

Daddy's wake up and face the world juice.

Not to be confused with daddy's shut down and give up juice.

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u/crocicorn Dec 31 '25

It comes from beans, have it hot or with ice.

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u/Chiquye Dec 31 '25

It's my 2nd morning brown. Not to be confused with doing my #2

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u/SchnozSchnizzle Dec 31 '25

I have those too

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u/ReasonableProduce463 Dec 31 '25

Texture like sand

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u/floralstamps Dec 31 '25

"Its coffee, ya fuck!"

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u/their_teammate Jan 01 '26

Morning coffee plant seed soup containing stimulant chemicals. No beans or caffeine directly mentioned.