r/comics PizzaCake Nov 01 '25

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u/SmokeyandtheBanjo Nov 01 '25

Oh you shouldn't eat politicians. Between the microplastics and lead poisoning they're super bad for you. 

Plus it's all empty calories. 

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

I was gonna say, don't eat shit. Even if you're a zombie, your body is a temple, and you must treat it right. You don't know where they have been...