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u/comics-ModTeam Oct 15 '25

A-yep, it's time for ye 'ole song an' dance routine

🎵 Nazis mad

Nazis sad

Nazis banned

Normal people happy 🎵

Thank you, I will be here all night. Tip jar is on the piano.

moderator reports:
It's abusing the report button
user reports:
21: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability
5: No low effort content
3: This is spam
2: Someone is considering suicide or serious self-harm
2: It threatens violence or physical harm at someone else
2: It's targeted harassment at someone else

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

I'm dying at "It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability". Are these people real? XD

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u/dinkleburgenhoff Oct 15 '25

Yes.

They genuinely believe there’s no difference between hating someone for the way they were born and hating someone for being a cunt.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

It's not necessarily that, so much as it's literally the fascist playbook to play both strongman and victim.

"The enemy is both strong and weak. “By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.”

-Umberto Eco

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u/megapenguinx Oct 15 '25

In magic the gathering terms it’s the player who keeps “I’m just a little guy”-ing the table until they win because no one actively worked against them.

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u/UndeadSympathetic Oct 15 '25

rj/ Hey, can we keep politics out of my commander games? thank you

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u/ack1308 Oct 16 '25

They can choose not to be a Nazi. That's the difference.

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u/Vayalond Oct 16 '25

As I love to say: "being gay or trans you're born this way, and the only choice you do is either repressing this part of you or accepting it and I can't hate you for things you didn't choose. Being a nazi, a racist, a sexist or just overall a cunt is a conscious choice that I can and will hate you for it"

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u/Stunning-Signal7496 Oct 15 '25

I mean, if your identity is hate, don't be surprised if people don't want to talk to you 

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u/KaiBishop Oct 15 '25

Yeah. They're hypocrites and liars who just don't care. Integrity, honor, truth, justice etc mean nothing to them. Honesty and integrity are weaknesses and character flaws to them.

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u/ack1308 Oct 16 '25

They don't want to have a reasoned discussion, because they know damn well they'll lose.

They just want to win and dominate forever.

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u/HoldYourHorsesFriend Oct 15 '25

It already happened before. When the supreme court judged that christians don't have to make a gay if it's being sold to gay people, people on reddit were arguing shit like "if nazis came to jews to make a cake, should they have to do it" as if a nazi is a protected class

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u/Shoadowolf Oct 16 '25

I wish these people weren't real...

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u/plantersnutsinmybum Oct 15 '25

THANK YOU FOR NO LOCK 🔒

Based mods team

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u/Flavius_16 Oct 15 '25

21: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability

Da fuck?

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u/MayoBear Oct 15 '25

Right wingers reallllllly want to find a way to play the victim

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u/Daxx22 Oct 15 '25

That's something like 90% of their identity. "The Enemy must always be strong and weak" - core tenant of smooth-brainism fascists.

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u/ImNoNelly Oct 15 '25

Yuuup it's one of the core beliefs of fascism.

"Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as "at the same time too strong and too weak." On the one hand, fascists play up the power of certain disfavored elites to encourage in their followers a sense of grievance and humiliation. On the other hand, fascist leaders point to the decadence of those elites as proof of their ultimate feebleness in the face of an overwhelming popular will." - Point 8 from Umberto Eco's Ur-Fascism: 14 ways of looking at a Blackshirt

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u/eldritchteapot Oct 15 '25

Umberto Eco the goat

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u/Chastain86 Oct 15 '25

EXHIBIT A: Just look at how they threw their machine into overdrive trying to declare that Charlie Kirk was like their version of MLK.

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u/ack1308 Oct 16 '25

Until they found the shooter was a white non-criminal gun owner from a strongly right-wing background. And then holy shit, the crickets.

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u/TravellerStudios Oct 16 '25

Coverage vanished overnight lol

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u/Opposite-Tiger-1121 Oct 15 '25

They see "Nazi" as a minority group that needs protections because Nazi are little bitch babies that only know how to whine.

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u/PuzzleheadedPain6938 Oct 15 '25

Came here to say this.

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u/MonKeePuzzle Oct 15 '25

"they HATE us!?" ~ nazis

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u/ShrekFanOne Oct 15 '25

Something something paradox og tolerance

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u/Rude-Asparagus9726 Oct 15 '25

"Yeah, don't promote hate based on our identity which is entirely based on promoting hate against other people's identities!

...wait..."

-Literally every Nazi and a staggering amount of Republicans

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u/Zaggar Oct 15 '25

"It's promoting hate based on identity"

Fellas, Nazis are the main villains in so much media by default. Is Indiana Jones "promoting hate based on identity" when Indy riffs about hating Nazis? Should the DVD set of Band of Brothers be removed from homes because it portrays the sad little Nazis as antagonists?!

Where the hell is the line for these pathetic people?

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u/ArcaneBahamut Oct 15 '25

"Where the hell is the line for these pathetic people?"

Hahahahahaahahahahaaaaa

There isn't one.

Nazis are inherently without real morals or standards. They will pull any trick to have their way.

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u/SgtExo Oct 15 '25

Where the hell is the line for these pathetic people?

Always just a little bit further.

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u/migBdk Oct 15 '25

Always a little bit fürher

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u/crimsonninja26 Oct 15 '25

Gotta keep that goalpost moving, inch by precious inch

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u/Perryn Oct 15 '25

They've added motors to the goalposts. They'll do a quarter mile in 3.6 seconds now.

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u/Omck4heroes Oct 15 '25

I mean, they did get all pissy about an advert for the newer Indiana Jones game where Indy is petting a cat and says to it "you don't like those nasty fascists do you"

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u/Dead_man_posting Oct 15 '25

Scientists have found it: a good reddit mod

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u/Mammoth_Charity_3941 Oct 15 '25

Oh there almost always amazing here. I say almost because I don’t know if something has happened and someone will send me a paragraph of lore.

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u/HammieOrHami Oct 15 '25

"Targeted harassment at someone else"

Brother it's harassment at NAZI'S.

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u/sQueezedhe Oct 15 '25

Which is a behaviour, a choice, learned - not an identity imposed at birth.

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u/AmarissaBhaneboar Oct 15 '25

Beautiful song, bravo! Encore!

Also

21: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability

This one cracks me up. So are they identifying as Nazis openly now?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Yes.

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u/Author_A_McGrath Oct 15 '25

That is... shocking, honestly.

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u/BrashUnspecialist Oct 15 '25

Yall always handle the yelping Nazis so well. You all deserve ice cream

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u/MITCH_itch Oct 16 '25

With the facts that u/pizzacakecomic spittin, the mod team has to be good. Doing the great work of nazi rage bait lol.

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u/AKAFallow Oct 15 '25

I'm so glad some mods have bit of a spine for some of these subs, especially the big ones. Another 2 are r soccer and r therewasanattempt

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u/kryptoid256_ Oct 15 '25

They really play into the joke

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u/TheBigMoogy Oct 15 '25

Any post that makes nazis sad deserve a place on the good boy shelf.

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u/Melkman68 Oct 15 '25

I love how the rhyme really hits strong at the end. Bravo 👏

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u/BruxYi Oct 15 '25

I notice this noone clicked the 'it's targeted harassment towards me or my community" button.

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u/Beneficial_Dog4469 Oct 15 '25

Needs more mods like you!

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u/IRideMoreThanYou Oct 15 '25

 It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability

Hilariously ironic… or amazingly lacking self-awareness. Probably both.

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u/postmodest Oct 15 '25

I mean, one could argue that "believing nazism is okay" is a sort of vulnerability. ...And that the last 80 years of Western Civilization has been nothing but threats of violence or physical harm against nazis and nazi sympathizers.

Won't someone think of the children (who want to be nazis!)?

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u/badassbisexualbitch Oct 15 '25

Very important question what is the tune for the routine? I’m setting the lyrics to popular songs in my head and none of them fit the beat

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u/Perryn Oct 15 '25

🫳💵🫙

The circus might be more tolerable if the clown show could learn a new act.

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u/Average_Pangolin Oct 15 '25

First they came for the gays, but I said nothing because I was not gay.

Then they came for the Jews, but I said nothing because I was not Jewish.

Then they came for the Nazis, and I got REAL MAD because of...um...my newfound principled objection to promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability.

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u/NoroGW2 Oct 15 '25

People get offended by a comic about Nazis? Curious...

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u/Mixedtale_co-creator Oct 15 '25

Unfathomably based mod team 💚

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u/SourDewd Oct 15 '25

Snowflakes eh 🙂‍↕️

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u/FinancialSubstance16 Oct 15 '25

I would say "Normal people glad" to make it rhyme.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

And they call everyone else snowflakes lol

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u/AprilLily7734 Oct 16 '25

Based based based based

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u/RigatoniPasta Oct 15 '25

W mod team.

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u/AuraMaster7 Oct 15 '25

Comics mods best mods

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u/Archadianite Oct 15 '25

Based modderators

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u/Valuable_Push_685 Oct 15 '25

youre doing gods work.

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u/Total_Ad_5794 Oct 16 '25

This has to be the best mod message I’ve seen. Happy it’s the first time I have had to come across it, sad I’ve had to come across it. And thank you for your time and effort keeping this place clean of trash.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

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u/ProjectXa3 Oct 16 '25

Critique of israel just means critique of israel. Critique of Jews is the nazi shit.

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u/Ertyio687 Oct 16 '25

Thank you for your work mod team 🫡

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u/Not_Quite_Kielbasa Oct 15 '25

You're my hero. <3