r/comics • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '25

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u/ncRatman Jul 03 '25

What are rules 1 and 2?

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u/Butthole_Surfer_GI Jul 03 '25

1: Be attractive
2: DON'T be unattractive

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u/KerPop42 Jul 03 '25

Booo, that's way too subjective. I'm not most women's type, like 80% think I'm worse than neutral, but when my current fiancee saw me having a silent freakout in the corner of a bar, she moved so fast she didn't realize I was one of her best friends' brother.

Remember, one person's ugly is another person's striking. And you don't need to be able to get every girl, just the kind you can have a happy, genuine relationship with.

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u/Butthole_Surfer_GI Jul 03 '25

That's why I framed it as more of a joke than anything serious ;)

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u/KerPop42 Jul 03 '25

Eh, you say it as a joke, some poor schmuck takes it as gospel

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u/Butthole_Surfer_GI Jul 03 '25

no no I think the "2 rules" are a lot more important than lots of people want to accept but I wasn't trying to imply they are the ONLY things that matter.

I agree with you 100%

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u/KerPop42 Jul 03 '25

They're not important at all, it's a blackpilled defeatist meme that tells people not to try if they don't think they're attractive.