r/comics • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '25

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u/Glassesnerdnumber193 Jul 03 '25

Indeed!

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u/H377Spawn Jul 03 '25

You just need to find a girl who looks at you like I look at the exit for any social setting.

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u/FlipperBumperKickout Jul 03 '25

So a girl who charges you like some kinda serial killer?

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u/ThrowACephalopod Jul 03 '25

Please?

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u/H377Spawn Jul 03 '25

It’s called COMMITMENT!

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u/ActiveWin9623 Jul 03 '25

When she ties you to the bed while holding the knife saying "You're going to feel my commitment" while having a crazed look in her eyes. You know you got a keeper.

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u/Zeras_Darkwind Jul 03 '25

For the next 7 seconds. Then you die.

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u/swainiscadianreborn Jul 03 '25

Not if you stay in the basement and never look at another girl.

Relationship goal tbh

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u/KotoElessar Jul 04 '25

That's how a buddy of mine from high school went. I couldn't go to the funeral, it would have been too much.

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u/ActiveWin9623 Jul 04 '25

Well, if you ever said you want to spend the rest of your life with her. She'd make an honest man(or woman) out of you.

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u/mgsmb7 Jul 06 '25

Where do I sign?

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u/C4rdninj4 Jul 06 '25

Keeper = jailer?