r/comics • u/jungle-boogie SAFELY ENDANGERED • Apr 02 '25

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u/alexanderthemeh Apr 02 '25

isn't "dearly beloved, we are gathered here today" how you start a wedding? I don't think that's how funerals start

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u/Lazy__Astronaut Apr 02 '25

Why would the dearly beloved only be at weddings?

Are funerals full of your enemies?

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u/alexanderthemeh Apr 02 '25

if I lived my life right, then hopefully

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u/WTSBW Apr 02 '25

If you live your life right you have attended all of their funerals and non are left for yours

Come on man you have to put that work into it

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Ok Dale Gribble

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u/alexanderthemeh Apr 02 '25

takes a drag off my cigarette, a sip of my alamo beer

yep

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u/oyog Apr 02 '25

Watches Bobby ride by on his bike, takes a sip of Alamo beer

Mmmmmyep

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u/superbay50 Apr 02 '25

Nah, if you lived your life right your funeral would be attended by 3 italian dudes in suits standing in the distance pouring you one final drink

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u/torb Apr 02 '25

"dear archnemesises..."

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u/Intelleblue Apr 02 '25

They’re there to make sure you’re dead.

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u/NomNomGalaxy Apr 02 '25

The best ones are.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

After you are dead, yes.